Easiest bone to intentionally break SAFELY ?

[hsabry]

My country has forced military service where its either 1 year or 3 years depending on the major you graduated with and depending on your contacts. I'm afraid I might get the 3 years which is basically career suicide (I'm a mechanical engineering graduate) plus I'm the only one taking care of my mom.

Basically I need them to postpone my service due to medical reasons and the only way is through a broken bone. So what's the easiest bone to break safely and how? Please do realize I want to avoid any further complication and would like to recover 100 %. I was thinking of wrist maybe ?

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[PL198]

wut

 

[username456789]

My country has forced military service where its either 1 year or 3 years depending on the major you graduated with and depending on your contacts. I'm afraid I might get the 3 years which is basically career suicide (I'm a mechanical engineering graduate) plus I'm the only one taking care of my mom.

Basically I need them to postpone my service due to medical reasons and the only way is through a broken bone. So what's the easiest bone to break safely and how? Please do realize I want to avoid any further complication and would like to recover 100 %. I was thinking of wrist maybe ?

The wang bone.

 

[Psai]

scapula

 

[Giovanotto]

Any of the distal phalanges is my guess....Drop a hammer on your pinky? Try to ollie a 10-stair?

 

[chillaxbro]

Bilateral pars interarticularis of C2 vertebra

 

[hsabry]

wut

oh this is very serious, I'm not trolling...

I will consider the fingers, but I'm not sure that enough for them to take me seirously and postpone or release me from service. Anyone know safest way to break a wrist?

 

[neusu]

Bilateral pars interarticularis of C2 vertebra

Hangman's fractures are neither easy nor safe.

 

[Brahnold Bloodaxe]

Brah, don't **** with your joints unless you want some of that dere arthritis. Forget the wrist. You want a long bone. They heal good as new. I suggest the collarbone. Get a buddy to give you a nice whack on it with the hammer.

This is not medical advice, just a pointer in brahnatomy. Duh.

 

[GadRads]

Lol. I do not recommend inflicting self-harm, but the acromioclavicular joint might be the safest, but stay as far as away as you can from the neck (due to carotid vessels and jugulars).

 

[Rekt]

My country has forced military service where its either 1 year or 3 years depending on the major you graduated with and depending on your contacts. I'm afraid I might get the 3 years which is basically career suicide (I'm a mechanical engineering graduate) plus I'm the only one taking care of my mom.

Basically I need them to postpone my service due to medical reasons and the only way is through a broken bone. So what's the easiest bone to break safely and how? Please do realize I want to avoid any further complication and would like to recover 100 %. I was thinking of wrist maybe ?

There's no way that you can get some kind of waiver or excusal for being a caregiver? Since you went through the trouble of finding SDN and not even being from the US. I'll go ahead and give medical advice NOT to break any bones. Find a different way. Taking a hammer to your clavicle isn't the smartest idea.

 

[Winged Scapula]

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