Our valiant Knight, with hand on pen
Who’s never been a URM
But certainly seems passionate
When lecturing others on it
Beneath the guise of sound advice
Tells potato to roll the dice
Without marking that small check-box
That of being hispanic talks
But lo! Look up! Let’s see who nears—
A rouge Hispanic now appears!
I cannot let this thread go forth
Without my thoughts, for what they’re worth
As stated elsewhere in this thread
Which I suspect you haven’t read
Both heritage, and family
Can define an ethnicity
OP has clearly both the root
And service work, and language, shoot!
So what I REALLY want to know
Is why, despite this, you say NO?
O wise old Knight, I do not buy
Your claim that it will seem a lie
For, in their essays’ explanations
They’ll have full truthful indications
Rather, this knight resents, forlorn
An advantage he deems inborn
For then HE cannot have it! Fie!
“It’s just not fair!” is his loud cry
Well, friend, I’ll heed your whining tongue
When YOU learn Spanish, help the young,
And still don’t get in anyplace
Then, maybe, I’d have facts to face
Jealous, art thou, O little knight?
Or scared of the upcoming fight?
Afraid URMs will compete
And steal your rightful med school seat?
On that, you need not be dejected
THAT won’t be why you get rejected