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Now the sons of bitches at Malt O Meal have discontinued the second greatest cereal ever made.
RIP, sweet prince.
I thought maybe my local Walmart just stopped carrying it. So I contact MO'M. No, the ****ers just stopped making it. And guess what the **** else?!?! Malt O Meal was bought out. And who bought them out? The Nazi asshats at Post. Is nothing sacred? What the hell do we have left now? Cinnamon Toast Crunch? I'll give it its due, it's okay. I go to it when I'm in a bind at the free hotel breakfast buffet. Waffle Crisp used to be the bomb until the dinguses at, you guessed it, Post, reformulated it and now it tastes like ass. Rice Crispy Treats is decent, but the end-bowl sogg factor keeps it from greatness. That and I can never find it anywhere.
What the hell is wrong with the stupid company? They either produce or acquire the freaking nectar of the gods in breakfast cereal form and they just axe them. Someone needs to do something about this great scourge of the Earth. I'm so god damned pissed off right now.
RIP, sweet prince.

I thought maybe my local Walmart just stopped carrying it. So I contact MO'M. No, the ****ers just stopped making it. And guess what the **** else?!?! Malt O Meal was bought out. And who bought them out? The Nazi asshats at Post. Is nothing sacred? What the hell do we have left now? Cinnamon Toast Crunch? I'll give it its due, it's okay. I go to it when I'm in a bind at the free hotel breakfast buffet. Waffle Crisp used to be the bomb until the dinguses at, you guessed it, Post, reformulated it and now it tastes like ass. Rice Crispy Treats is decent, but the end-bowl sogg factor keeps it from greatness. That and I can never find it anywhere.
What the hell is wrong with the stupid company? They either produce or acquire the freaking nectar of the gods in breakfast cereal form and they just axe them. Someone needs to do something about this great scourge of the Earth. I'm so god damned pissed off right now.