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ditto. I'm so ready to be out of the lab and back in the classroom. I'm about to take one of these PhD's out I'm so tired of their b.s.RunnerMD said:Is anyone else ready to start school already? I'm so bored! I wish we had the option to take 1 or 2 classes over the summer to lighten the load in the fall.
No way. I'm looking forward to having two months off after I quit my job.RunnerMD said:Is anyone else ready to start school already? I'm so bored! I wish we had the option to take 1 or 2 classes over the summer to lighten the load in the fall.
I think we can work something out, Burns. I'm thinking tear gas will be much more effective though. After we gas him, we'll get hoisted up to the helo, then hover really low so the guy goes flying away. Word will then get around not to mess with us b*tches.MrBurns10 said:No way. I'm looking forward to having two months off after I quit my job.
McMD, you think the military would let me "borrow" a few smoke grenades? I figure if someone tries to mug me, a little smoke wouldn't hurt him and would give me time to get out my concealed nunchuks or throwing star (good idea on those, Q).
That's badass, I'm glad I know you. Local criminals will feel the wrath of Red Tide!McMD said:I think we can work something out, Burns. I'm thinking tear gas will be much more effective though. After we gas him, we'll get hoisted up to the helo, then hover really low so the guy goes flying away. Word will then get around not to mess with us b*tches.![]()
I have a million recorders I will donate to Red Tide.MrBurns10 said:That's badass, I'm glad I know you. Local criminals will feel the wrath of Red Tide!
Which reminds me, I was thinking about it and I think our band is really missing a lyre and a recorder (you know, that sorta-flute instrument we all had to learn in elementary school). Recruitment of new band members must continue.
McMD said:I have a million recorders I will donate to Red Tide.
BTW, when I was under the influence the other night, I said "Red Tide" instead of Red something (don't remember what I was actually trying to say...), anyways, I laughed and no-one knew what I was laughing about. Awkward!!
I totally HATE it when I make jokes that only my imaginary internet friends would understand....MrBurns10 said:That's badass, I'm glad I know you. Local criminals will feel the wrath of Red Tide!
Which reminds me, I was thinking about it and I think our band is really missing a lyre and a recorder (you know, that sorta-flute instrument we all had to learn in elementary school). Recruitment of new band members must continue.
Our first order of business is to crash McMD's wedding. Chocolate fountain, baby!!!Endee said:So now its Red Tide, band by day, vigilante gang by night?
Wow, it looks awesome, McMD. Your wedding is going to be so beautiful. I don't remember if I said it already, but if I did, congrats again to you and your fiance. 🙂 What are you going to do for your honeymoon?McMD said:www.clubcontinental.com It's not really the place for vigilante gangs.
RunnerMD said:Is anyone else ready to start school already? I'm so bored! I wish we had the option to take 1 or 2 classes over the summer to lighten the load in the fall.
dancer4 said:YES!! By the way... had an early morning epiphany on my way to work- for those of you planning to be in miami by mid-summer, we should all meet up for happy hour... after all, this is critical to our survival, right? And what better way to ensure that than to tackle it together? 😀
RunnerMD said:Hi Dancer! You should join Red Tide with us! And I agree about happy hour. We should meet somewhere in the grove...

Thanks Q! I'm really excited about the wedding, and thanks for the congrats!! Ha!...the age old question...the honeymoon...I really hate answering this question because it seems so strange to other people...BUT....my fiance is gone right now, gets back a week be4 the wedding, then leaves again 4 days AFTER the wedding and will be gone until I move to Miami. In September, he leaves to go overseas and will be back in April, out of the Navy in May....THEN we will go on our honeymoon!!! haha. So basically, we have NO idea where we're going. His dad owns a travel agency, so I'm sure it will be somewhere cool. But it won't be until the summer after my first year of med school. I know, you probably think we're crazy...but we're not, we didn't realize he'd be gone so much before and after the wedding...but now that we know, we just deal with it. haha.QofQuimica said:Wow, it looks awesome, McMD. Your wedding is going to be so beautiful. I don't remember if I said it already, but if I did, congrats again to you and your fiance. 🙂 What are you going to do for your honeymoon?
RunnerMD said:Hi Dancer! You should join Red Tide with us! And I agree about happy hour. We should meet somewhere in the grove...
They took our ideas!!foodlover said:This Red Tide insanity has to end...I saw this today and immediately thought of the Florida crew on SDN!
Sea Creatures Spare Nothing, Especially Not the Glitter, in 'Red Tide Blooming'
Taylor Mac, the first recipient of the Ethyl Eichelberger Award, has taken a page from Charles Ludlam's Theater of the Ridiculous to concoct an over-the-top kitschfest that pokes fun at anything from Lynne Cheney to television weathermen to religious fundamentalism, exposing a lot of flesh along the way (some of it dyed bright green).
"Red Tide Blooming," at P.S. 122 (part of the award, for work that exemplifies its namesake's "larger-than-life style," is a production there), uses the Coney Island Mermaid Parade as a loose inspiration for a wild camp spectacle that spoofs current politics and popular culture. Imagine being on Christopher Street in the middle of a Halloween parade with a distinctly aquatic theme (and don't forget tons of glitter), and you'll have some idea of the experience of watching this platform-heeled musical extravaganza.
Mr. Mac, who also wrote and directed "Red Tide," plays Olokun, a hermaphrodite sea creature (thanks to some not-so-sturdy duct tape in strategic naked anatomical areas) whose mission in life is to find similar "freaks." He is assisted in his quest by the media-centric Lynn (Bridget Everett), clad in hot pink down to her bra. Then there's the evangelical weatherman Colin Clement (an effectively unctuous Todd D'Amour), who is recruited by the Collective Conscious, an evil acid-green sweater deity (don't ask), to terrorize the public with reports of a plague of Red Tide algae.
The atmosphere is Pee-wee Herman's playhouse meets Mardi Gras: the place is festooned with schools of tropically bright paper fish, with seahorses sprinkled on fake tree trunks. The flamboyant onstage antics, with a Coney Island chorus of waddling whale-size mermaids (the penguinlike gait of the anything-but-little mermaids' sequined tails is highly amusing), become increasingly bizarre.
They include a subplot involving a "tanorexic" East Village slum landlady named Slavaskia (Ruby Lynn Reyner, a downtown fixture), whose Pamela Anderson-scale breasts have minds (and mouths) of their own. Towering over everyone in fishnets, platforms and a platinum bouffant wig is Constance Faubourg (Bianca Leigh), a cross between Martha Stewart and Tammy Faye Bakker as channeled by John Waters. You get the picture.
The madcap momentum of "Red Tide" is quite entertaining for the first half of the show, but eventually the tide becomes just a tad too high: more gratingly shrill than endearingly silly. With all the genital-baring gender-bending acrobatics going on, the usually inspired Basil Twist seems to have his puppeteer's hands tied; his talents are used only for animating the sweater deity, a sacrificial stuffed hippo, a wave of blue-haired ladies and Slavaskia's generous endowments.
Still, if this is the kind of thing that floats your boat, "Red Tide" is a frothy whirlpool.
McMD said:Thanks Q! I'm really excited about the wedding, and thanks for the congrats!! Ha!...the age old question...the honeymoon...I really hate answering this question because it seems so strange to other people...BUT....my fiance is gone right now, gets back a week be4 the wedding, then leaves again 4 days AFTER the wedding and will be gone until I move to Miami. In September, he leaves to go overseas and will be back in April, out of the Navy in May....THEN we will go on our honeymoon!!! haha. So basically, we have NO idea where we're going. His dad owns a travel agency, so I'm sure it will be somewhere cool. But it won't be until the summer after my first year of med school. I know, you probably think we're crazy...but we're not, we didn't realize he'd be gone so much before and after the wedding...but now that we know, we just deal with it. haha.
Dancer, find any good apartments?...I can't start my search until after the wedding, so probably the last week in May or first in June. I hope this gives me enough time!!
Uh oh, could someone give me the phone number for the traffic office? McMD, this is your punishment for possibly kicking me out of the helo!786 said:Does anyone know how long the wait is for a JMH parking decal?
For those of you who don't have a decal, how do get to campus if you don't live right across the street from the hospital or in walking distance?
I have heard the train is not safe at night?
haha I know, that's why I figured you'd injure me or something for asking again. I haven't made a final decision yet (withdrawing from schools post-acceptance scares me), but I'm pretty sure I'll choose UM. I'm on the waitlist for my top choice so if I ever got off of it I'd go, but I think I'd be very happy at UM. That's where my gut is telling me to go, and I'm a strong believer in instincts dictating or at least aiding decisions. I'm going down to miami in about a week and a half to start looking for places and to visit the school again (is anyone going to be in town?)...assuming I don't hate it when I'm down there again, UM it is. and I think the helo would fit in one space just fine being streamlined and all...it's getting it into the garage that might be a challenge the first few times.McMD said:Burns, have you decided on schools??...I posted the parking number like 3 bazillion times a couple of months ago (when there wasn't a wait for parking decals)...ask frozen!! I hope the chopper can fit in the garage....we may need to borrow a few spaces, should I call for multiple decals?
ok I have to rant about this (not to you! just in general). Skip over if you don't want to see/hear/read a frustrated Burnsie.McMD said:Oh yeah Burns, I thought about you when they arrested the guys for rape at Duke(
MrBurns10 said:ok I have to rant about this (not to you! just in general). Skip over if you don't want to see/hear/read/ an angry Burnsie.
Congrats on the decision, frozey, that's excellent. You must teach me your ways of how to get the courage to withdraw. I think you just made Davis cry, though.unfrozencaveman said:I did it. I just withdrew from everywhere. It's finally official. I'm a hurricane.
If I may shift gears for a moment gentleman, coach Ditka vs. a hurricane, who would win?
Ditka.
Hold on, Hold on, Hold on. The name of the Hurricane is Hurricane Ditka.
har har...don't you have a date with Paul Farmer to go to or something?roboyce said:The only two Duke grads that I know are total jerks. They drive around in sports cars and live in gated communities away from the riff-raff. Typical private school rich kids...
roboyce said:The only two Duke grads that I know are total jerks. They drive around in sports cars and live in gated communities away from the riff-raff. Typical private school rich kids...
MrBurns10 said:Congrats on the decision, frozey, that's excellent. You must teach me your ways of how to get the courage to withdraw. I think you just made Davis cry, though.
As for your question, it depends on the category of hurricane. Categories 1-4, I think Ditka wins, hands down. But category 5...I mean, that is some strong winds and much flying debris. Ditka doesn't have as much flying debris.
MrBurns10 said:ok I have to rant about this (not to you! just in general). Skip over if you don't want to see/hear/read a frustrated Burnsie.
I am also really frustrated with people all over the nation but especially in Durham (and I promise this isn't directed at you) a) assuming these two guys are guilty just because they're rich white kids (although I admit, I assumed they were guilty when I first heard the news), and b) lumping the entire Duke student body into the stereotype of "rich, white, priveleged, and stuck-up."
That's a good question. I want to say that they probably put the bond high enough so that you might think twice before paying it, but low enough that you can probably afford it. How this stuff works is you give the money to the court, then you get it back if/when you show up for trial. If you don't have the cash to give it all up front, then you go through a bail bondsman who has an agreement with the court that he'll pay if you don't show up. But the bondsman gets a fee as high as 10-15% of the original bond. So, I'm thinking that with criminals who come from poor families/backgrounds, asking 400K is impossible; they most likely wouldn't even be able to pay the fee. So they set the fee lower than they would for someone who is well-off and can afford to either pay for it up front or pay the fee to the bondsman. That's just a conjecture, though.RunnerMD said:Did anyone else see that the Duke guys had a 400k bond whereas a some teenage who was recently charged with murder only had a 50k bond? (the judge even suggested the bond be set as low as 25k). Don't they have some kind of standardized system?
RunnerMD said:Did anyone else see that the Duke guys had a 400k bond whereas a some teenage who was recently charged with murder only had a 50k bond? (the judge even suggested the bond be set as low as 25k). Don't they have some kind of standardized system?
WholeLottaGame7 said:The problem with a standardized system is that it would target lower-income people unfairly. Why should it be OK for rich people to go out on bond while poorer people are stuck in jail? (Besides the obvious reason that we're going to become doctors so we can do whatever we want and get away with it) I'm not sure exactly how it works, but since the purpose of bail is to make sure people show up for the trial, I'm going to have to go with MrBurns and say that the judge usually uses his discretion to determine an amount high enough to keep people around.
I'm bored.
It's BMW, frozey. Only unattractive nerd-losers drive mustangs.unfrozencaveman said:And I agree burnsy. I get that the town-gown problem at Duke is quite a bit worse than other places, but it's pretty clear that this is getting extrapolated beyond the bounds of reason. It's not like everyone is down there like "hey look at me! I drive a mustang!"
MrBurns10 said:Sorry to temporarily take over the thread with all this stuff. Umm, Red Tide rules! So, are people thinking of renting or buying in Miami?
Oh and frozey and I were discussing how this thread is almost exclusively UM-bound people. It's a bit odd, considering there are four schools in the state...
unfrozencaveman said:And I agree burnsy. I get that the town-gown problem at Duke is quite a bit worse than other places, but it's pretty clear that this is getting extrapolated beyond the bounds of reason. It's not like everyone is down there like "hey look at me! I drive a mustang!"
Oooooh...ouch.roboyce said:Yeah, seriously...I mean they could be saying stuff like "what am I going to do with my second Range Rover?"
MrBurns10 said:Oooooh...ouch.
Rob 1, UC 0
You give her too much credit.roboyce said:Let me just update that one for you:
Rob: 1, UC: 2,304,495,045