Funny Doctor Names

[GMO2003]

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I remember this thread circulating several months ago but couldn't find it...I think I'll revive it and breath new life into it... 👍

 

[southerndoc]

Doctor Ners (pronounced "nurse")

 

[ORBITAL BEBOP]

Dr Wallet

Dr. Fine

Dr. Pain or Payne

 

[deleted87716]

Dr. Fee
Dr. Moneymaker
Dr. Doctor
Dr. Bones
Dr. Hartman (cardiology)
Dr. Gutman (pathology)
Dr. Rash (dermatology)
Dr. Lazer (ophthalmology)
Dr. Winer (pediatrics)
Dr. Nutt (psychiatry)

These are all real names. 🙂

 

[GMO2003]

Dr. Fagman...I kid you not 😀

 

[julestx]

Dr Slaughter (so glad he's not in surgery, but nonetheless)

 

[tridoc13]

Dr Slaughter (so glad he's not in surgery, but nonetheless)

Dr. Old (geriatrician). Nicest guy in the world, by the way!

 

[goodsamob]

I work with a Dr. Wiwi, obgyn 😛

Oh yeah, and in med school I worked with a plastic surgeon, Dr. Rak (pronounced rack). Sadly, it took me several days to see the humor in that 🙂

 

[businessmd06]

Dr Wank (Periodontist)
Dr. Cutting (Plastic Surgeon)

🙂

 

[jigga_what]

Dr. Doom

 

[mysophobe]

Dr. Koerner, pronounced Coroner. He's my FP doc.

 

[G'ville Nole]

Three that spring to mind:

1) I graduated with Dr. Hu (think sci-fi)
2) I've seen a business card for a Dr. Cockburn, a Urologist in St. Petersburg, FL
3) Had a Dr. Beaver in CT Surg at my med school (absolutely no comment, other than to say he clearly missed his calling)

 

[deleted87716]

Had a Dr. Beaver in CT Surg at my med school (absolutely no comment, other than to say he clearly missed his calling)

Believe it or not, there is a real Dr. Harry Beaver, OB/Gyn. It must be fate. 😉

 

[ExtraCrispy]

Dr. Wiener (and he pronounced it the oscar meyer way)

 

[ewells]

Dr. Luke Whitecell, pediatric hematologist (I may have misspelled the last name, but that is how he pronounced it).

I worked with a surgical resident named Dr. Schochet, which he told us was Yiddish for "ritual slaughterer".

 

[Wednesday]

Dr. Fillerup-Ob/Gyn

 

[APACHE3]

his last name was Doctor. "Paging Dr. Doctor"

 

[CatsandCradles]

Dr Cleairville........sounds like "clear view"..It would be really neat if he was an opthamologist, however he is an ear, nose, and throat doctor.

He actaully thought about becoming an opthamologist too 🙂

(sorry about the spelling)

 

[wraith777]

dr. head......who knows, maybe his wife's maiden name is dr. give....

 

[razorback831]

Dr. Sumit prounounced sue me

 

[mysophobe]

I know a urologist named Dr. Blackstone.

 

[edulover]

Dr. Pancake (ENT)

 

[tiredmom]

There's a Dr. Funk (ob/gyn) at our school

 

[InGasWeTrust]

Dr. Dollar

BTW they are in a ROADs field

 

[NoSz]

Dr. Murder (actually in Germany, written Moerder)- female pathologist

 

[fuzzyerin]

I also know a Dr. Doctor (FP).
Dr. Carver - he was a forensic pathologist who did autopsies. My parents found it funny and I didn't intially pick up on the humor...but once I did, it always made me smile.

 

[lord_jeebus]

Pediatric urologist named Dr. Shortliffe
Dr. Payne, researches interstitial cystitis

 

[Smurfette]

Dr. Love (cardiac surgeon)
Dr. Tooth (dentist)

 

[sternrower]

In first year, had Dr. Richard Zeamen teach the male anatomy.

 

[cchoukal]

There was a girl at my medical school a couple years younger than me with the last name Doktor.

And I used to work at a grocery store with a guy named Bill Hirt. He swore his dad was a urologist named Richard (think about it). Never confirmed it, but he said it was true.

 

[Apollyon]

We have a Dr. Weiner here that's a peds urologist.

 

[undecided3yr]

I have met a Dr. Swallow, Dr. Spitz and Dr. Blow all working for the same hospital.

 

[mtheman]

I have met a Dr. Swallow, Dr. Spitz and Dr. Blow all working for the same hospital.

I know of a Dr. Suks (pronounced sucks).

 

[taozi]

Dr. Hine (GI)
Dr. Rickett (Orthopod)

 

[GMO2003]

So far...Dr. Harry Beaver (OB/GYN) from Charlottesville, VA is the winner hands down...gotta love that $h!t...I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face...and now I'd like to bring to the podium the key note speaker for this years's annual clinical assembly of the American College of Obstetrics and Gynecology...your favority OB/GYN and mine...heeerrrrrrrrrree's "Dr. Harry Beaver!" 👍

 

[kindredspirit]

Dr. Dick

 

[Stephanieukmed]

My dad has some friends with great names (not docs as far as I know, but truly great names). For example:
Richard (Dick) Head - I think he may actually be a FP doc
Harry Butts
Richard (Dick) Little - just imagine being in the teacher's grade book in school
and of course Dick's sons
Peter Head
Peter Little (again think about the grade book)

Funny but true

 

[chickendoc]

My roomate in medical school was Karen Boyle...she decided that she was going into Urology during the 4th year. I gave her a sideways look....."so are you still planning on hyphenating your name when you get married?"
She replied "Yes"
"Hmmm....so you will be Dr. Boyle-Cocks the Urologist?"

She never did marry the guy..not sure if this is why.

 

[ORBITAL BEBOP]

Dr. Funk-Plastic Surgeon

 

[mshheaddoc]

My FP was Dr. Weinar.

 

[dynx]

his last name was Doctor. "Paging Dr. Doctor"

Is he an ENT now? we have a Dr. Doctor here.
Also, dr. Tears an optho.

 

[Hellboy]

I was interviewed for med school by Dr. Pleasure 🙄

 

[gutonc]

We have a urology resident here (a friend of mine) named Dr. Wang. And let's not forget Cornell's illustrious Dr. Pecker.

BE

 

[Apollyon]

This thread reminded me of a story from 14 years ago. The orthopedic surgeon in town was talking about how, almost 20 years prior to that, everyone would take a turn working in this tiny, rural ED. One night, this orthopedist said, a man came in with his foreskin stuck in his zipper. This doctor had the triage information, and walked in (and this is verbatim - and it IS his name) and said, "Good evening, sir, I'm Dr. Dick - how can I help you?", and the anguished man says, "Man, this is no time for jokes!"

 

[machika]

Dr Fuq (high risk ob- pronounced fyook but it's high risk if you mispronouce it)
Dr No (ER resident)
Dr Kwack (Renal Fellow)
Dr Butt (transplant surgeon)

 

[radonc]

dr. johnson

 

[DW3843]

Dr. Rambo -- a skinny middle-aged but very talented neurosurgeon

 

[edinOH]

Dr. Hu (Who)

Dr. Pepper (a residency classmate and good friend of mine)

 

[ekydrd]

A classmate of mine named Peter Yu (forgive me Pete... the devil made me do it)... never saw him EVER use just his first initial on anything.

And a resident in my program was actually mentioned on Jay Leno... her maiden name was Duit (do it) and she married a guy named Quewt (sp? - cute). Imagine that for a hyphenated name.

Surgeon - Dr. Cutter
Trauma Surgeon - Dr. Measles (wrong specialty maybe?)
FP doc - Dr. Shoop



hey, this is fun!!! I could go on and on and on....

 

[dennis1118]

Dr. Fryer - a psychiatrist who specializes in electroconvulsive therapy