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Mrbojangles said:
I think Koreans now by in large came from Mongol tribes that migrated to the Korean peninsula a couple of thousand years ago. You can probably say the same for Manchurians before they assimilated themselves into the Chinese culture. And I think the Korean language fits under the Altaic language family which originates from central Asia. So Korean is NOT similar to Chinese :laugh:.
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Who would win in a fight? Korean dudes seem bigger and 'meatier' to me.
 
LADoc00 said:
Who would win in a fight? Korean dudes seem bigger and 'meatier' to me.
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Well it depends. North Koreans are malnourished cuz KimJong Izzil keep taking the food away from the commoners and givin' it to the military. So I don't think North Koreans can kick too much ass.

Now, South Koreans on the other hand...we can't fight either. All we know is how to play Starcraft.
 
AndyMilonakis said:
Well it depends. North Koreans are malnourished cuz KimJong Izzil keep taking the food away from the commoners and givin' it to the military. So I don't think North Koreans can kick too much ass.

Now, South Koreans on the other hand...we can't fight either. All we know is how to play Starcraft.
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So is Court System in charge of Terri actually a puppet of Kim Jong Il? The plot thickens!! Call Fox News Andy!
 
AndyMilonakis said:
go to sleep dude.
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Dude its like 2:30am in your cold a$$ part of America.
 
LADoc00 said:
Back to Terri:
Is the irony of starving someone to death who became a vegetable from an eating disorder lost on everyone but me? This has to be the most poignant example of irony EVAH! CrAzY. 😱
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A very acute observation LaDOCC...very acute indeed!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
 
Oh I think many people have realized the irony of the situation. Of course, I was a bit late in realizing the irony though as my friends and I were talking about it last night while playing a board game.

Dan: You know that Florida chick had an eating disorder?
Andy: The Florida chick?
Dan: Yeah the one who's like dehhhh now.
Andy: Oh the feeding tube chick.
Dan: She was either a bulemic or anorexic...you see the absurdity of the situation?
Brit: Oh that's really ****ed up.
Andy: I don't get it.
Dan: Think about it, she starves herself, resulting in some electrolyte imbalance and now she's like dehhhhh. And now they're fighting over whether they should feed her now.
Andy: Well if she was truly committed to starving herself, I think she would object to having a feeding tube.
Dan: You make a good point but you have to realize that she's like dehhhh now. She can't make decisions for herself.
Andy: Ah good point.
Brit: Dehhhhh.
Dan: Dehhhhh.
Andy: Dehhhhh.
Brit: Roll the dice, it's your turn.
Andy: This game ****ing sucks. Everyone's kicking my ass. I'm going to the fridge...who wants another drink?
 
Of course, you have to actually mean it. Technicalities, technicalities...
 
yaah said:
You're both going to hell.
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Ahhhh......For me ill just be reborn as a Dog!!!!.....nice thing about Hindus, you just get suckered into an endless loop of being a dog or a human......


Well not that there is any difference between the two forms of life...


Au contraire, i think dogs have better lives than a doctor......
 
quant said:
Au contraire, i think dogs have better lives than a doctor......
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My dog certainly does!! She has a heated bed and gets to take naps most of the day. Every day she gets to go outside and play fetch which she loves. She gets treats everyday. Definitely a better life than being a doctor. 🙂
 
beary said:
My dog certainly does!! She has a heated bed and gets to take naps most of the day. Every day she gets to go outside and play fetch which she loves. She gets treats everyday. Definitely a better life than being a doctor. 🙂
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See now? Why the hell wouldnt i be want to be reborn as a dog?.......I think us 'indoos' have got a damn good deal!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
 
beary said:
My dog certainly does!! She has a heated bed and gets to take naps most of the day. Every day she gets to go outside and play fetch which she loves. She gets treats everyday. Definitely a better life than being a doctor. 🙂
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Heated bed? Wow!
 
beary said:
She actually has 2 heated beds. She lays on top of one, and we drape the other one over her. Good life.
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If I am feeling inspired I steal heated blankets from the blanket warmers on the unit. Toasty!

By the time I get back to my couch though, they are usually cold 🙁
 
bananaface said:
May I never live anyplace requiring electric blankets.
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I use an electric blanket and I live in LA. Why the hate for electric blankets? :meanie:
 
My electric blanket is one of the biggest pleasures in my life. There is nothing like curling up in my nice, warm bed at the end of the day.
 
I have a friend who owns an electric vibrator. It is one of the biggest pleasures of her life. It goes bzzzzzz and she goes oooooooh.
 
AndyMilonakis said:
I have a friend who owns an electric vibrator. It is one of the biggest pleasures of her life. It goes bzzzzzz and she goes oooooooh.
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Perhaps My dear Milonakis, if you lent that friend a hand every now and again-her electric's would have no need for there buzz! 🙂
 
fateema368 said:
Perhaps My dear Milonakis, if you lent that friend a hand every now and again-her electric's would have no need for there buzz! 🙂
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Now those are words of wisdom! 😀 I'm an idiot...but that much is at least clear :laugh:
 
fateema368 said:
Perhaps My dear Milonakis, if you lent that friend a hand every now and again-her electric's would have no need for there buzz! 🙂
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Holy cowwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
reminds me of that scene in American Pie when Jim sees Nadia masturbating on his bed....he enters the room and says, "looks like you need a hand." :laugh: :laugh:
 
quant said:
See now? Why the hell wouldnt i be want to be reborn as a dog?.......
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The problem would be that you'd be reborn as a dog in India. That wouldn't be too sweet.
 
jeff2005 said:
The problem would be that you'd be reborn as a dog in India. That wouldn't be too sweet.
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There are worse places to be a dog. By the way, it's not that good, but it sure doesn't taste like chicken :meanie:

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How long can somebody live without water? Isn't Terri Schiavo on day 11 (or maybe 12)? I had always heard 3 days. Weird.
 
geddy said:
There are worse places to be a dog. By the way, it's not that good, but it sure doesn't taste like chicken :meanie:

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What does it taste like?
 
SoCalRULES!!!!! said:
I just ruined my keyboard again.
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Poor girl, nothing more than a pawn for your selfish needs! Give back is all I'm saying! Why are men sooooo reluctant to give back!!!
 
fateema368 said:
Poor girl, nothing more than a pawn for your selfish needs! Give back is all I'm saying! Why are men sooooo reluctant to give back!!!
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Care to elaborate?? :laugh:

I think I now what youre saying but.... :laugh:
 
fateema368 said:
What does it taste like?
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It tastes like... well, like dog, I guess. It's pretty greasy, as I remember. I had to get really drunk before I could try it, though - as I ate the soup, I kept telling myself "this is beef, this is beef". Then they brought out a plate of "drumsticks" that were clearly not from a cow. I couldn't bring myself to eat those - that was too much 😱
 
Yeah, sorry you had to experience that geddy. My people cook some funky stuff sometimes.
 
Overall, Korean food was pretty good (soju and kimchee make everything better). The seafood was really good, though. I also loved bulgogi, and the restaurants you go to where you cook the thin slices of meat, fish, vegetables, shrimp, whatever, on a grill at your table. The worst part about the dog soup was that it was supposed to make you more virile - negative on that. :laugh:

I heard a funny story from some of the priests I met in Seoul - they said that during the 1988 Olympics, the gov't was worried that foriegners would be offended by dog restaurants. So, the restaurants kind of went into hiding or changed their name to "meat restaurant" - all of the locals still knew what it was though 😉
 
jeff2005 said:
The problem would be that you'd be reborn as a dog in India. That wouldn't be too sweet.
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Yeah true.....

On the other hand my dog in India had a great time nevertheless..... Not a bad deal actually even for some dogs in India.... 🙂

Not a warming blanket of course.......It would have roasted to death in the heat and be reborn as a human again.............
 
geddy said:
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I sure wouldnt want to be born in the far east as dog though!!!........cause soon enough id be reborn again as a human and do medicine all over again!!!!!!!!!!!!!



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Hey Geddy

I was REALLY REALLY curious what does your signature mean......
 
geddy said:
Overall, Korean food was pretty good (soju and kimchee make everything better). The seafood was really good, though. I also loved bulgogi, and the restaurants you go to where you cook the thin slices of meat, fish, vegetables, shrimp, whatever, on a grill at your table. The worst part about the dog soup was that it was supposed to make you more virile - negative on that. :laugh:
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I haven't had dog before. I don't I want to eat dog in the figure. Agreed on te other bits though.
geddy said:
I heard a funny story from some of the priests I met in Seoul - they said that during the 1988 Olympics, the gov't was worried that foriegners would be offended by dog restaurants. So, the restaurants kind of went into hiding or changed their name to "meat restaurant" - all of the locals still knew what it was though 😉
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That was about the time I was visiting Korea...but I was only 12 and so I wasn't aware of what offended who. But one thing that offended me was the Korean McDonald's joints. What the flying f*ck is that pink sauce they keep putting on their burgers? What happened to good ol' ketchup and mustard!?! Oh and then there's the Pizza Hut. Everytime you ask for pepperoni, they give you ham. What the **** is that? I mean helooooooo....pepperoni is NOT ham. If I wanted ham, I would've said ham. What I should've done was ask for ham in the hope of getting pepperoni on my damn pizza :laugh:
 
quant said:
Hey Geddy

I was REALLY REALLY curious what does your signature mean......
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Somebody asked me about this in another thread once, too. I think it is a modification of a story, but I'm not sure exactly how it goes - here's the gist of it. A young Buddhist monk tells an older one about a vision he had and how he thinks he has figured out what it's all about, the mystery of existence. The older monk says something like "yeah, yeah - that happens to everyone at some point, but you're not there yet - not even close. If you see the Buddha on the road, kill him."

In other words, if you see something that looks like what you want, it's probably not. You should kill it before it has an before it becomes a false fixation and keeps you from advancing further.

Plus, I just think it sounds kind of funny. 😀
 
geddy said:
Somebody asked me about this in another thread once, too. I think it is a modification of a story, but I'm not sure exactly how it goes - here's the gist of it. A young Buddhist monk tells an older one about a vision he had and how he thinks he has figured out what it's all about, the mystery of existence. The older monk says something like "yeah, yeah - that happens to everyone at some point, but you're not there yet - not even close. If you see the Buddha on the road, kill him."

In other words, if you see something that looks like what you want, it's probably not. You should kill it before it has an before it becomes a false fixation and keeps you from advancing further.

Plus, I just think it sounds kind of funny. 😀
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I think its quite profound......
 
quant said:
I think its quite profound......
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Is there a followup to this story?

Or put another way.....How do you really know you met a buddha?
 
quant said:
Is there a followup to this story?
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Yes, the Buddha had mad ninja throwing star skillz and ripped the head off of the young monk when he tried to kill him.

quant said:
Or put another way.....How do you really know you met a buddha?
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Oh, like that, you mean. Well, I think you probably never meet the buddha - that's the point, in my mind. The search is what's important.

"BTW: I'm waiting for Andy to chime in with "that's deep". I kind of feel like I'm up to the splenic flexure, here. 🙂
 
geddy said:
Well, I think you probably never meet the buddha - that's the point, in my mind. The search is what's important.
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Well said.

“There is a difference between knowing the path… and walking the path.” – Morpheus

“I can show you the way, but you have to walk it.” – Buddha

geddy said:
"BTW: I'm waiting for Andy to chime in with "that's deep". I kind of feel like I'm up to the splenic flexure, here. 🙂
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I offer my services. Would you prefer a fleet enema or an NG tube? 🙂
 
deschutes said:
I offer my services. Would you prefer a fleet enema or an NG tube? 🙂
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A little from column "A" and a little from column "B"
 
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