Does Goljan know what a popular bootleg item his audio is? I'd like to hear his opinion as I would assume it to be colorful. I would then like to befriend Dr. Goljan, have dinner with his family, and pet his dog. This would lead into regular email banter until he invited me to join him in running a marathon. Then, mid-marathon run, I'd drop trou in some dude's yard, crap in his bushes and use his own hose as a makeshift bidet.