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[dumbest premed]

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I can't believe it...some girl who spent the night in my dorm stole half of my ochem, physics, and histology notes😡 . I met her over at the bar last night and we started talking...I found out she was also a premed....went back to my place...hopped on the good foot and did the bad thing...fell asleep...woke up...alone...laughed about it....got ready for classes...opened up my binder....discovered that half of my notes were missing😡 . I never even got the b*tch's name!!!! I'm screwed now!!! This is the last time i ever do anything besides study with a female premed student. I never thought she would do that...I always just chill about academic stuff and never try to steal ****. What a b*tch of a gunner😡 .

 

[Mike59]

Originally posted by dumbest premed
I can't believe it...some girl who spent the night in my dorm stole half of my ochem, physics, and histology notes😡 . I met her over at the bar last night and we started talking...I found out she was also a premed....went back to my place...hopped on the good foot and did the bad thing...fell asleep...woke up...alone...laughed about it....got ready for classes...opened up my binder....discovered that half of my notes were missing😡 . I never even got the b*tch's name!!!! I'm screwed now!!! This is the last time i ever do anything besides study with a female premed student. I never thought she would do that...I always just chill about academic stuff and never try to steal ****. What a b*tch of a gunner😡 .

I can't decide whether to raise the BS flag or agree with your choice of screen name.🙄

 

[Joe Joe on da Radio]

i'm sorry, but you got played. 🙁

 

[tBw]

notes in exchange for sex? so get some new notes and head to the same bar tonight and see if it works again...whats the problem?!

 

[Ginza]

Originally posted by Mike59
I can't decide whether to raise the BS flag or agree with your choice of screen name.🙄

I agree with choice #1.

A) You're taking physics, O chem and histology, yet you manage to go to all your classes AND hit up the bar on a Monday night to mack on the ladies.

B) The girl (excuse me, b*tch) is both in your classes (since she wants your notes) and spends the night with you and you can't manage to know her name?

Right.

 

[carrigallen]

Originally posted by dumbest premed
I can't believe it...some girl who spent the night in my dorm stole half of my ochem, physics, and histology notes😡 . I met her over at the bar last night and we started talking...I found out she was also a premed....went back to my place...hopped on the good foot and did the bad thing...fell asleep...woke up...alone...laughed about it....got ready for classes...opened up my binder....discovered that half of my notes were missing😡 . I never even got the b*tch's name!!!! I'm screwed now!!! This is the last time i ever do anything besides study with a female premed student. I never thought she would do that...I always just chill about academic stuff and never try to steal ****. What a b*tch of a gunner😡 .

hilarious, but this belongs in the lounge, i think

 

[CRAZYLION]

Hey where is this bar? I have four years of premed notes and even used MCAT study material. Think I can pull off a Menage a trois.

 

[texasgal1112]

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Originally posted by dumbest premed

I never even got the b*tch's name!!!!

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I would venture to say that if you did the dirty and didn't get her name, maybe you deserved it. 😱

 

[meanderson]

C'mon, this is obviously a story. She has to trade sex for notes? Why doesn't she just copy from someone else? Why doesn't she have the notes herself? And if the only point was to lower your grade, what's the real benefit of that? It's just one person she is screwing.....

To make it more believable next time change the overall tone of the story as well. Michael

 

[surge]

man, I'm sooooo stupid! you mean I have been spending all this money buying chicks drinks all these years when all I had to do was make some copies of my class notes !?!?! 😀

damn, dpm, I started feeling a little bad about knocking you down in another post, but once again, you remove any doubt
(I don't know what would be worse, if this was BS or if it was true)🙄

 

[mws99]

If she had ever read any of your posts I'm sure she would have stolen the notes from someone else.

 

[womansurg]

Can't speak for this girl, but generally one of the criteria I have for sleeping with someone would be that I was on friendly enough terms with them that they might do something minor for me, like let me copy their notes...

 

[Moskeeto]

Originally posted by mws99
If she had ever read any of your posts I'm sure she would have stolen the notes from someone else.

nicely done, this is almost as funny as the "rejection letter" thread.

 

[UCSBMed1]

Forget about it, dude. Just be happy you got laid. Go borrow someone else's notes. 😀

 

[Olanzapine]

dpm, she didn't by chance leave you in a bathtub full of ice water with lipstick written on your chest telling you to "call 911, your notes have been stolen"? If so, freaky, because the same thing happened to me. She could be a serial pre-med gunner.

 

[Moneyless]

this thread is so funny lol

 

[Ginza]

Ohmygod Olanzapine...that is too hysterical!

 

[ashkan33]

dude, this wasn't in berkeley was it? my girlfriend left my apt. last night because she had to get some notes from a "friend". she got back in the wee hours of the morning with a "just-got-laid" look on her face. i was suspicious but i let it slide. damn!!!! i hate it
when she cheats on me(but at least it was for a good cause).

you're a jacka$$ who has absolutely no game and no life. not only can you not get any a$$, but you can't even pull off lying about getting a$$.

 

[dumbest premed]

I met up with her again tonight...got the notes back😀 . She apologized and said that the reason she took them was because her class has an exam on Thursday, she was hoping i would be in the same spot again tonight, and she really needed them...also said that she hopes i dont have any hard feelings. Looking back at it now...i can definitely say that it was worth it. Not only did i get some A$$ but i got my notes back😀 .

 

[Amit1]

So she stole 3 subjects worth of notes for one test? What was she doing at a bar before her test?

Next time make up a more believable story and say she stole something more valuable than YOUR notes . . . like your turds or something.

 

[dumbest premed]

She just needed the ochem notes for the test...but shes also taking histology and shell be taking physics2 in the fall....guess she just wanted to make a killing on it while she had the chance.

 

[Ryo-Ohki]

LMAO

 

[Meridian]

nice going, now the poor girl's gonna fail her exams... you were supposed to hide your notes

 

[geromine]

Originally posted by Olanzapine
dpm, she didn't by chance leave you in a bathtub full of ice water with lipstick written on your chest telling you to "call 911, your notes have been stolen"? If so, freaky, because the same thing happened to me. She could be a serial pre-med gunner.

Serial premed gunner! That's some funny ****.

And dpm, if you did in fact make up this story...WTF is wrong with you?? You would need to get some help to resolve the many issues that you obviously would have at so many levels.

 

[JM.]

maybe she read your mcat thread and wanted to check and see if it was worth it...

 

[surge]

Originally posted by womansurg
Can't speak for this girl, but generally one of the criteria I have for sleeping with someone would be that I was on friendly enough terms with them that they might do something minor for me, like let me copy their notes...

Eh, womansurg, you're soooooo oldfashioned 😉 😀

 

[DW]

I guess this puts the token medical school tour question "does this school have a note taking service" in a whole new light 😎

 

[surge]

Originally posted by DW
I guess this puts the token medical school tour question "does this school have a note taking service" in a whole new light 😎

I kinda like the payment method, though.......😀

 

[wolferman]

Originally posted by DW
I guess this puts the token medical school tour question "does this school have a note taking service" in a whole new light 😎

I agree. If she's taking notes for everybody, she's like the village bicycle. Everybody's had a ride.