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dnelsen said:Like I said in an earlier thread, you should just have someone that looks a lot like you take the exam for you (make sure they are smart!)
I bet that is the most common way that people actually cheat...especially minority students. Most proctors are white and can't tell one URM from another anyway.
willthatsall said:Wow, that really is it. I wonder if they give different forms in different time zones? They definitely should if they don't already. Well not if they are only one hour apart, but definitely east and west coasts. Even if you don't have a camera, you chould have a friend just call you on the cell phone after PS and tell you what to look out for and study up on. Now, you would still have to get a form with the same problems, but still. But if you had access to all the spy equipment, I still like mine better. James bond could definitely pull it off.
Dr Trek 1 said:Alright, I think I have the perfect strategy for cheating on the MCAT.
The key is is to take the test as normal, and THEN cheat. How? Quite simple. If you read the rules about rescoring exams, you will read how you can be present while your scantrons are hand scored. This simply would be some guy standing there rescoring it for you. You simply hand him a big filled with a few billion dollars or so, in cash. Or better yet, find out who hand scores the exams and pull a Tony Soprano. Send people to their homes and pay them off. I doubt some guy who works for AAMC would mind giving you a 35 on your MCAT in exchange for a few million dollars (you could actually probably get away with a lot less money as well).
Strategy #2. Take the MCAT at a center that is secluded and will only have a few people taking the exam. Steal a few large doses of a sedative, like Haldol, from your local ER. Go to your local zoo and get a sedative gun that they use with animals. Fill it with Haldol and in the middle of the PS section, fire it at everyone in the room (proctors first). Next, administer enough Haldol to everyone in the room to knock them out for at least 12 hours. Then, you have about 11 hours to do your MCAT, using any references you wish. Next, take everyone else's scantron in the room and fill in random answers for all three of the sections. Now, here is the tricky part. You now have to collate the exams and mail them to AAMC officially, as the proctors would do (this is where the retired AAMC official that you've paid off comes in). Next, take everyone in the room, put them in a truck, and ship them to some secluded prison where they will have to live for the next 2 months (until the MCAT scores are released). This is the only way to guarantee that your scores will not be immidiately voided. You may laugh, but this is truly a way to cheat on the MCAT.
Blazeini said:hahaha interesting...but the heck u trying to go to medical school for if u have a million dollars.....(oh yeah to help people)...haha....
i favor the second methodBlazeini said:hahaha interesting...but the heck u trying to go to medical school for if u have a million dollars.....(oh yeah to help people)...haha....