hell yes

[chronic]

So I interviewed at an undisclosed university earlier today and wow did I have quite an interesting experience. So there I was just hammering away at the questuins when she asks me the ultimate question. "If you do me up the ass I'll give you an acceptance on the spot". I asked her what she thought of THAT medicine. So I'll be headed there in the fall. By the way, when in doubt, whip it out! Can't hurt.

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[choker]

ah yes, now let's beat that joke till its bloody and bruised.

 

[jase133]

is this for real?!

 

[Spang]

I just want to get my name on this thread before Jamier2 locks it or moves it or (in blatant disregard for the 1st Ammendment) deletes it.

You assked for it,

Spang

 

[jargon124]

I can't believe all this crap...from acceptances on the spot to anal penetration - what's goin on with SDN?

 

[simpleton]

Was it good?? Was ky in close proximity?

 

[Atlas]

So...Did you give her your "OH!!" Face?

 

[TechMan]

I think she probably had the OH! face.

 

[Scooby Doo]

This thread is lame...

WORST THREAD EVER!!!!!!


It seems that the TPR guys have lost their anonymity over at the other board have now flooded SDN to fu(k around.....

 

[Atlas]

OH!!! OH!!! OHHH!!! OOHHHH!!!

 

[Atlas]

I can't believe I'm gonna have patients some day! lol OH!!!! BTW, for those of you who don't know, Office Space is the best movie EVER!!!!

 

[KyGrlDr2B]

This thread is SOOO stupid.

 

[Amy]

Originally posted by Atlas:
• BTW, for those of you who don't know, Office Space is the best movie EVER!!!!•••

I was thinking the same thing, Atlas.

"Fired?! I told those fudge-packers that I like Michael Bolton's music!"

 

[kutastha]

This is a gentle reminder that a sense of humor has no place on SDN. Humor (and most definitely sarcasm) is not appropriate for premeds as it disrupts their fine balance between studying and stressing. Now let's get back to seriousness.

Thank you,

Andrew

 

[Atlas]

Amy,

I love you girl! That's one of my favorite scenes too! But what I REALLY find hilarious is that the "Bob" guy is now Dr. Cox on the new hit tv citcom scrubs!!! He's my favorite character and I want to be just like him when I grow up!! Some people say I look like him..I say "Yeeaahh..aaahh..I'm not so sure about that right now!" (in my best Bill Lumberg impersonation). That's good stuff, isn't it?!

 

[Scooby Doo]

Originally posted by kutastha:
•This is a gentle reminder that a sense of humor has no place on SDN. Humor (and most definitely sarcasm) is not appropriate for premeds as it disrupts their fine balance between studying and stressing. Now let's get back to seriousness.

Thank you,

Andrew•••

You should know me better Andrew...I like humor..but this is lame...there were three posts already on this stuff that just is taking up space doing nothing. At least if it were really funny it would be worth it!
But alas, it is not....
The office space stuff...while that is funny, the original topic has nothing going for it.

 

[Atlas]

Whoa!! Andrew!! Lighten up there buddy! Have a little fun! Life isn't always about acing your final exams! Live a little...I mean look at me!! Talking about OH! faces is funny, especially if you've seen Office Space, or maybe you've lived in a book your whole life! Just kiddin, my man! Let's live!! Finals are over!!!!! Woohoooo! I'm gonna watch Office Space right now!

 

[watto]

I hate doing this because usually the thing speaks for itself, but HE WAS BEING SARCASTIC, ATLAS!!!!!

 

[kutastha]

C'mon kids! You have to know I was being sarcastic!! And watto to the rescue as usual!

And no, I haven't had a final exam in three years. Maybe that's why my sense of humor is so damn wacky.

And let me try another one of these smiley faces..

Aw yeah,

Andrew

 

[Atlas]

Ok, before everyone gets snippy with me, I must clarify that I could sense of sarcasm in that message, so I played it up. you know? I'm not THAT dumb you guys! I can tell when somebody is being sarcastic. Well, maybe because you've not had finals in so long, that's why your sense of humor is wacked. It's all good though. I mean...I'm relieved mine are over, so now I'm like that Ja Rule song "Livin it up!"

 

[Tone2002]

Hmmmkay...

 

[vixen]

Yeah I agree w/scooby...this thread is lame...lets end it

 

[SMW]

Maybe chronic would do us a favor and delete it. Oh, and btw, chronic, welcome to SDN! Don't worry, you'll get the hang of it!

 

[quaileggs]

Scooby, you took the words right out of my mouth. SDN is taking on a suspicious PR cast of late. Hmmmmm <img src="confused.gif" border="0">

 

[alice]

speaking of beating a joke to death.... i just thought it was kind of funny to note that we are so over-stressed that we need sarcasm to be spelled out over and over again. i guess it's harder on a computer screen, but the irony of this post is pretty dense!

 

[Amy]

Originally posted by Atlas:
•Amy,

I love you girl! That's one of my favorite scenes too! But what I REALLY find hilarious is that the "Bob" guy is now Dr. Cox on the new hit tv citcom scrubs!!! He's my favorite character and I want to be just like him when I grow up!! Some people say I look like him..I say "Yeeaahh..aaahh..I'm not so sure about that right now!" (in my best Bill Lumberg impersonation). That's good stuff, isn't it?!•••


Dr. Cox rules.


Another fun Office Space quote:
"What am I gonna do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe??"

Damn it feels good to be a gangster...

 

[Atlas]

Yeah!!! I love those parts too! I think my absolute favorite part is in the very beginning when Michael Bolton is driving to work. He looks like such a dweeb and he's bumping to rap music!! I was rolling!!! As soon as I saw that, I knew I was in for a show!! lol

 

[Medic171]

Originally posted by chronic:
[QB]she asks me the ultimate question. "If you do me up the ass I'll give you an acceptance on the spot".


That is not a question, it is a statement. You did the deed to be a doc, and you can't even tell the difference between a statement and a question

 

[chronic]

thanx