This isn't an attempt at improvement, nor do I think my gameplay is in particular need of improvement. I win far more than I lose playing the way I play. I'm usually alive at the end to enjoy it too.
The tone change is because I thought we were trying to simulate MU to make you guys better prepared. As I understand it they take the game very seriously and are unlikely to have pigeon poetry. I was attempting to simulate that with my tone and votes.
I do enjoy the irony of you and April being the first to jump on me, since you've been two of the loudest critics of my normal playstyle.
It's RNG, but the plot armor would matter either way.
I think you answered the first part in the second part. I'm legitimately frustrated by having signed up for something that is not what I thought it was.