Heparin Protocol

[ZpackSux]

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What have you guys learned in school regarding Heparin therapy for treatment of DVT/PE and Acute MI?

What's considered therapeutic...and how do you dose and titrate heparin?

And no..I don't want "just give lovenox 1mg/kg q12h."

 

[Caverject]

What have you guys learned in school regarding Heparin therapy for treatment of DVT/PE and Acute MI?

What's considered therapeutic...and how do you dose and titrate heparin?

And no..I don't want "just give lovenox 1mg/kg q12h."

another presentation to give?

 

[BMBiology]

another presentation to give?

That is funny hehe

 

[LVPharm]

Look, we'll do your work for you...

...if you promise that after we're done with residency, you give us:

1. An appointment as a clinical specialist
2. $90/hr with $20,000 bonus
3. Pay for relocation, and help me get that mansion on the beautiful cliffs of Laguna Beach! 😱
4. More money
5. More women
6. More money and women
   ...and finally and most important
7. YOU CITE OUR WORK IN YOUR POWERPOINT

Agree to our terms?

 

[bananaface]

Look, we'll do your work for you...

...if you promise that after we're done with residency, you give us:

1. An appointment as a clinical specialist
2. $90/hr with $20,000 bonus
3. Pay for relocation, and help me get that mansion on the beautiful cliffs of Laguna Beach! 😱
4. More money
5. More women
6. More money and women
   ...and finally and most important
7. YOU CITE OUR WORK IN YOUR POWERPOINT

Agree to our terms?

Work in the cheerleader, you fool! If you aren't specific you'll just end up with a trip to the female wing of the retirement villa.

 

[LVPharm]

Work in the cheerleader, you fool! If you aren't specific you'll just end up with a trip to the female wing of the retirement villa.

Your right, I don't want a trip to ZPackSux's private harem. 😉

I'll be specific...

...but I'm not picky...Clipper girls are fine with me 👍

 

[Caverject]

Your right, I don't want a trip to ZPackSux's private harem. 😉

I'll be specific...

...but I'm not picky...Clipper girls are fine with me 👍

The Clipper girls are much hotter than the Laker girls

 

[ZpackSux]

Look, we'll do your work for you...

...if you promise that after we're done with residency, you give us:

1. An appointment as a clinical specialist
2. $90/hr with $20,000 bonus
3. Pay for relocation, and help me get that mansion on the beautiful cliffs of Laguna Beach! 😱
4. More money
5. More women
6. More money and women
   ...and finally and most important
7. YOU CITE OUR WORK IN YOUR POWERPOINT

Agree to our terms?

Ok.. I can agree to above terms..except for #7. I can't let the committee think I use other people's work.

 

[ZpackSux]

ok.. you foos are wasting precious cyberspace on skimpy dressed cheerleader pics.. ok add more..

 

[ZpackSux]

another presentation to give?

I'm actually giving the presentation today. It's all done.. But I realized how little we really know about drug therapy. After 30+ years of Heparin thearpy, still, there is not a consensus on what's considered therapeutic.. there is not a standard sliding scale or nomogram. Every institution does it differently.

We still dose patients subtherapeutically...or overdose them and have them bleed out. And for those people who think pharmacists aren't necessary in healthcare setting.. they better think again.

 

[ZpackSux]

Look, we'll do your work for you...

...if you promise that after we're done with residency, you give us:

1. An appointment as a clinical specialist
2. $90/hr with $20,000 bonus
3. Pay for relocation, and help me get that mansion on the beautiful cliffs of Laguna Beach! 😱
4. More money
5. More women
6. More money and women
   ...and finally and most important
7. YOU CITE OUR WORK IN YOUR POWERPOINT

Agree to our terms?

I actually was recruited for a director's position that paid $90 per hour.. and it sure wasn't in Laguna Beach.. Can you afford to live in Laguna Beach with $90/hr?

 

[bananaface]

Ok.. I can agree to above terms..except for #7. I can't let the committee think I use other people's work.

I would recommend the following revision:
* replace "think" with "know"



😛

They must have been very impressed when they believed you gathered all thqat data on aminoglycocides all by yourself. Imagine you putting together all of those clinical trials....

 

[LVPharm]

Can you afford to live in Laguna Beach with $90/hr?

Perhaps in one of those cliff-side mansions that have since become, err...beachfront property 2 weeks ago 😉

Laguna Beach was a favorite place to go when I needed a break from studies back in my UC Irvine days.

Knowing me, and knowing the cost of living in OC...I'll be lucky to find a shack somewhere in the middle of the Cleveland National Forest should I go back there. 😉

 

[Caverject]

more cheerleaders

I would imagine the Gold Rush Cheerleaders are not a fan favorite in San Francisco

 

[ZpackSux]

Perhaps in one of those cliff-side mansions that have since become, err...beachfront property 2 weeks ago 😉

Laguna Beach was a favorite place to go when I needed a break from studies back in my UC Irvine days.

Knowing me, and knowing the cost of living in OC...I'll be lucky to find a shack somewhere in the middle of the Cleveland National Forest should I go back there. 😉

Cleveland NF to OC... nice drive. 😍 😍 😍