I am in love with my lab partner, what should I do?

[OperatingThetan]

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She is a goddess - rail thin, pale, bubbly, likes small animals and has a bunch of tattoos. I count the days before lab.

Every week an hour before class starts, she asks to copy my answers. Like an idiot in love, I give them to her.

She works full time at a low paying job, takes 15 credits and lives with a roommate in a low income neighborhood. I am unemployed and sleep next to the radiator in my parents' basement.

What are my chances?

 

[fhx06]

There are quite a number of options for you. We can do this Hitch style in which you save a small animal from an incoming cab right as she runs out to see the aftermath of your daring rescue, or perhaps you somehow working the phrase "I like you" into your homework so she sees it when she copies your homework, or we can go about the creepy stalker way in which you are standing outside her window with a boombox at 3 in the morning.

About the boombox... make sure it's small enough for you to dodge incoming objects and light enough to run away from dogs, angry neighbors, and cops.

 

[rasmalai]

lol

 

[sprinkle0420]

She is a goddess - rail thin, pale, bubbly, likes small animals and has a bunch of tattoos. I count the days before lab.

Every week an hour before class starts, she asks to copy my answers. Like an idiot in love, I give them to her.

She works full time at a low paying job, takes 15 credits and lives with a roommate in a low income neighborhood. I am unemployed and sleep next to the radiator in my parents' basement.

What are my chances?

It could be worse, you could be in love with a stripper

 

[Okie7123]

Chances of a girl like that getting with an "Unemployed 31 year old living in parent's basement that got B's in both organic chemistries" and is a troll. Probably not good since she's probably made up. I do find it funny though that he ends all his threads with "What are my chances?"

 

[diastole]

I saw this on Seinfeld. Tell her that you are an unemployed 31-year old who lives in your parents' basement and you have no chance of getting into pharmacy school because you got two Bs in organic chemistry. If it can work for George, it will work for you. Trust me on this.

 

[IrishOats]

This thread is hilarious. Ironically, I have a huge crush on my lab partner. 😍 I don't think he feels the same way, but oh well...at least we get along great.

 

[GatorRomp]

There are quite a number of options for you. We can do this Hitch style in which you save a small animal from an incoming cab right as she runs out to see the aftermath of your daring rescue, or perhaps you somehow working the phrase "I like you" into your homework so she sees it when she copies your homework, or we can go about the creepy stalker way in which you are standing outside her window with a boombox at 3 in the morning.

About the boombox... make sure it's small enough for you to dodge incoming objects and light enough to run away from dogs, angry neighbors, and cops.

Yo homie, you are mad funny dude !

 

[dude6756]

Homie, she has the upper hand here, and she knows it, which is why she's copying your homework all the time. You have to turn the tables if you want her to like you. Act like her bratty older brother instead of the "The Nice Guy." Playfully make fun of her from time to time, but throw in a little complement occasionally. Example: Since she has tattoos, pick one out and say "Whoa, what's with that tat, were you drunk when you got that? Looks a little weird." Put yourself in a pretty girl's shoes. They get complements every day thus building up their confidence and power, they begin to realize they can get whatever they want, whenever they want. If they start to get light insults from a particular person, they begin to question themselves and become interested in trying to get the person who is insulting them to like them. They take it as a challenge. Don't think it works? Next time you're at a party, walk up to the hottest girl, tell her she looks like a bug, and walk away. I guarantee she will come back to you.

 

[OperatingThetan]

I know why they accepted you into pharmacy school. You are a wise man.

What do you mean, call her a bug? Literally say to her "you look like a bug" ? I am a serial compliment giver, I don't know how to playfully insult a girl.

She expects me to be in the library like clockwork right before the lab. Do you think it would be to my advantage to purposefully disappear one day?

 

[Frederico Albin]

Dude, don't make yourself look like a "nerd" to her.
Next time she comes to talk to you, ask her what she likes to do during the weekend or if she likes to out to clubs/bars? Start some kind of conversation where you can get some information about her... Hopefully at the end you can ask her out or something... that has worked my times for me 🙂 GL

 

[fatevsdestiny]

this thread put a smile on my face, I think it's silly..but cute! good luck buddy!

 

[rasmalai]

Homie, she has the upper hand here, and she knows it, which is why she's copying your homework all the time. You have to turn the tables if you want her to like you. Act like her bratty older brother instead of the "The Nice Guy." Playfully make fun of her from time to time, but throw in a little complement occasionally. Example: Since she has tattoos, pick one out and say "Whoa, what's with that tat, were you drunk when you got that? Looks a little weird." Put yourself in a pretty girl's shoes. They get complements every day thus building up their confidence and power, they begin to realize they can get whatever they want, whenever they want. If they start to get light insults from a particular person, they begin to question themselves and become interested in trying to get the person who is insulting them to like them. They take it as a challenge. Don't think it works? Next time you're at a party, walk up to the hottest girl, tell her she looks like a bug, and walk away. I guarantee she will come back to you.

wow dude what an advice! you really worked into girls' heads. I have to admit though you are somewhat right.

 

[cassandra123]

Homie, she has the upper hand here, and she knows it, which is why she's copying your homework all the time. You have to turn the tables if you want her to like you. Act like her bratty older brother instead of the "The Nice Guy." Playfully make fun of her from time to time, but throw in a little complement occasionally. Example: Since she has tattoos, pick one out and say "Whoa, what's with that tat, were you drunk when you got that? Looks a little weird." Put yourself in a pretty girl's shoes. They get complements every day thus building up their confidence and power, they begin to realize they can get whatever they want, whenever they want. If they start to get light insults from a particular person, they begin to question themselves and become interested in trying to get the person who is insulting them to like them. They take it as a challenge. Don't think it works? Next time you're at a party, walk up to the hottest girl, tell her she looks like a bug, and walk away. I guarantee she will come back to you.

Someone has been watching the pickup artist...

 

[Frederico Albin]

Next time you're at a party, walk up to the hottest girl, tell her she looks like a bug, and walk away. I guarantee she will come back to you.

Hopefully she wont come back with a few of her friends holding baseball bats LOL

 

[Transformer]

She is a goddess - rail thin, pale, bubbly, likes small animals and has a bunch of tattoos. I count the days before lab.

Every week an hour before class starts, she asks to copy my answers. Like an idiot in love, I give them to her.

She works full time at a low paying job, takes 15 credits and lives with a roommate in a low income neighborhood. I am unemployed and sleep next to the radiator in my parents' basement.

What are my chances?

Looks like lust at first sight...

Ok Here is how I see it

There will always be pretty girls. Try Delay chasing girls for awhile. Focus on your studies now and when you get your pharmD later in life, and have a stable income, the girls will start chasing you. Nothing wrong with flirting now, but I hope you're not truly falling for her...

 

[stlouis79]

This OP is so full of ****......but I cant help but laugh at his ******* posts

 

[stlouis79]

She is a goddess - rail thin, pale, bubbly, likes small animals and has a bunch of tattoos. I count the days before lab.

Every week an hour before class starts, she asks to copy my answers. Like an idiot in love, I give them to her.

She works full time at a low paying job, takes 15 credits and lives with a roommate in a low income neighborhood. I am unemployed and sleep next to the radiator in my parents' basement.

What are my chances?

"She works full time at a low paying job, takes 15 credits and lives with a roommate in a low income neighborhood." This sh*it has me laughing. Why is everyone acting like guy is for real. He sleeps next to th radiator in his parents basement.....lol

 

[fhx06]

I'm amused... are you not?

 

[confettiflyer]

I'm surprised no one else has said it...

"This thread is useless without pics"

 

[PharmD321]

Looks like lust at first sight...

Ok Here is how I see it

There will always be pretty girls. Try Delay chasing girls for awhile. Focus on your studies now and when you get your pharmD later in life, and have a stable income, the girls will start chasing you. Nothing wrong with flirting now, but I hope you're not truly falling for her...

I agree with this, Transformer. I have a lot of friends that are really beautiful girls, but I just rather have good grades and save money to buy a house after pharmacy school.

 

[Frederico Albin]

I'm surprised no one else has said it...

"This thread is useless without pics"

LOL

No pics, It didn't happen

 

[bgbulldog]

Love the dog Fredrico, nothing like a bulldog. I believe I would buy a bulldog to cuddle up to at night before I would go fishing for a 20 year old wanna be gold digger who uses me for my lab questions.

 

[bluesickle]

Love the dog Fredrico, nothing like a bulldog. I believe I would buy a bulldog to cuddle up to at night before I would go fishing for a 20 year old wanna be gold digger who uses me for my lab questions.

That's where you're wrong. This imaginary girl is an answer digger, not a gold digger. 😉

 

[illtreaturite1]

Maybe you need to ask her to come over and check out your radiator. Tell her its whistling and making funny noises. Tell her to bring some chinese takeout with her, as payback for doing her homework.

 

[Frederico Albin]

Love the dog Fredrico, nothing like a bulldog. I believe I would buy a bulldog to cuddle up to at night before I would go fishing for a 20 year old wanna be gold digger who uses me for my lab questions.

HA! Nice bulldog too. Mine is getting AI in 1 month or so, can't wait until the has PUPPIES!!!! 🙂

Her valentines day outfit lol

 

[thephoenician88]

did you take the pcat.........wait....what? lol


srsly though, she doesn't have to know where you live or sleep....yet? Honestly though, we're going to need a ninja pic before we can decide. get to it.

 

[applejuju]

this belong in the WAMC thread

 

[ILikeDrugs]

I bet most PharmD dropouts have a story that starts off this way.

 

[NaOH]

I'm surprised no one else has said it...

"This thread is useless without pics"

I love having the opportunity to post this.

 

[jmoini]

this belong in the WAMC thread

haha, +1

 

[jyw003]

Looks like lust at first sight...

Ok Here is how I see it

There will always be pretty girls. Try Delay chasing girls for awhile. Focus on your studies now and when you get your pharmD later in life, and have a stable income, the girls will start chasing you. Nothing wrong with flirting now, but I hope you're not truly falling for her...

Studies > Pretty girls ?

 

[JamesL1585]

She is a goddess - rail thin, pale, bubbly, likes small animals and has a bunch of tattoos. I count the days before lab.

Every week an hour before class starts, she asks to copy my answers. Like an idiot in love, I give them to her.

She works full time at a low paying job, takes 15 credits and lives with a roommate in a low income neighborhood. I am unemployed and sleep next to the radiator in my parents' basement.

What are my chances?

You need some swagger man... I agree with someone above... watch that movie Hitch. It teaches you how to have swagger, and actually have a better chance with someone your interested in even when their out of your league.

 

[HolyLights]

First you should get all the pre-reqs out of the way. I.e. other guys, be friend with her friends and pretend like you have an interest in her friend but keep her interested.

Secondly, make sure you get a lot of extracurricular activities in to gain experience. E.g. Ask her if she wants to study for a test even though you already study and know all the answers.

Lastly, Apply Early!!!! I can't stress this enough! If you take the initiative to get started early in the process, you will have better chances in case she has rolling admission. Early interview w/ her will boost your chances because we all know that there are better people out there with higher stats that would wait till the last minute to apply.

 

[dinoant]

First you should get all the pre-reqs out of the way. I.e. other guys, be friend with her friends and pretend like you have an interest in her friend but keep her interested.

Secondly, make sure you get a lot of extracurricular activities in to gain experience. E.g. Ask her if she wants to study for a test even though you already study and know all the answers.

Lastly, Apply Early!!!! I can't stress this enough! If you take the initiative to get started early in the process, you will have better chances in case she has rolling admission. Early interview w/ her will boost your chances because we all know that there are better people out there with higher stats that would wait till the last minute to apply.

Nice.

 

[Kirbypuff]

Homie, she has the upper hand here, and she knows it, which is why she's copying your homework all the time. You have to turn the tables if you want her to like you. Act like her bratty older brother instead of the "The Nice Guy." Playfully make fun of her from time to time, but throw in a little complement occasionally. Example: Since she has tattoos, pick one out and say "Whoa, what's with that tat, were you drunk when you got that? Looks a little weird." Put yourself in a pretty girl's shoes. They get complements every day thus building up their confidence and power, they begin to realize they can get whatever they want, whenever they want. If they start to get light insults from a particular person, they begin to question themselves and become interested in trying to get the person who is insulting them to like them. They take it as a challenge. Don't think it works? Next time you're at a party, walk up to the hottest girl, tell her she looks like a bug, and walk away. I guarantee she will come back to you.

Bratty Older Brother Tip 👍 at least you'll get to be good friends with a pretty girl
Call Hot Girl a Bug Tip 👎 is the hot girl also supposed to stupid? If this technique works, you have successfully captured a stupid hot girl. Congrats.

 

[horo1988]

hahahahahah. If i were you, I would tell her that I liked her. Thats it ! simple, straightforward, and direct 😀

Notes: Its not the matter of HOW MUCH chance you have, its the matter of HOW MUCH you guys meant to be.

 

[keepingthehope]

Next time you're at a party, walk up to the hottest girl, tell her she looks like a bug, and walk away. I guarantee she will come back to you.

Come back to smack you over the head is more like it. Why don't you bravely face this and just ask her do you like me and would like to go out with me? If she says yes, good for you! More likely, she will impressed by your courage and accept the offer. If she coldly declines, stop letting her copy you. Maybe that will change her mind, let her get a few F's, she'll come crawling back to you. I can be quite scary sometimes...

 

[Ackj]

My first semester of general chemistry, my lab partner and I liked one another. We've now been dating for 14 months.

To be clear, I had a B+ in organic, so you may not be quite as lucky as I was.

 

[stlouis79]

My first semester of general chemistry, my lab partner and I liked one another. We've now been dating for 14 months.

To be clear, I had a B+ in organic, so you may not be quite as lucky as I was.

Hells yeah! My last two ex-girlfriends were my lab partners. Its like meeting somebody at work....you spend enough time around them, if theres any physical attraction at all things will happen. Keep on keeping on!

 

[JamesL1585]

hahahahahah. If i were you, I would tell her that I liked her. Thats it ! simple, straightforward, and direct 😀

Notes: Its not the matter of HOW MUCH chance you have, its the matter of HOW MUCH you guys meant to be.

Bad Idea... you should ask her "So... what ya doin Friday? Wanna go get some drinks?" Or take her on a lunch date... those are "friendly" ways to start up a fire, if its there.... if not oh well women out # men like 3 - 1 anyways...

 

[JamesL1585]

Or better yet!!! You can be like... wow, copying all my lab reports isn't free ya know? You gonna have to pay me back with letting me take you to lunch/dinner/1 night stand. You pick... lol

 

[Deja]

Or better yet!!! You can be like... wow, copying all my lab reports isn't free ya know? You gonna have to pay me back with letting me take you to lunch/dinner/1 night stand. You pick... lol

lol if its she paying u back then tell her to buy u lunch instead!

 

[orgoishard]

i used to like this girl in my science class. we talk to each other alot and alot of our classmates kept teasing me that we like each other. so one day i told her i like her and she gives me the "i like handsome guys" remark. ouch.. i thought we had something.

 

[keepingthehope]

i used to like this girl in my science class. we talk to each other alot and alot of our classmates kept teasing me that we like each other. so one day i told her i like her and she gives me the "i like handsome guys" remark. ouch.. i thought we had something.

She sounds like a biatch, you should have replied "I was just kidding, I'm actually into girls that aren't consumed with themselves." Next time, go for really nearsighted girl and confess to her when she doesn't have her glasses on.

 

[rhymes w orange]

I agree with this, Transformer. I have a lot of friends that are really beautiful girls, but I just rather have good grades and save money to buy a house after pharmacy school.

Are you joking? That's terrible advice. Pretty girls and grades are not mutually exclusive. You remind of the scene in cool runnings where Sanka is giving love advice to his friend: "In fact, if one of those Swiss boys ever came across a pretty girl he would probably yell 'eins, zwei, drei' and try to push her down some ice!"

Anyway,to OperatingThetan I say take everyone's advice on this forum with grain of salt (including my own). In addition, I wouldn't be consulting SDN about my love life. These are science students we're talking about here. Have fun with her, enjoy yourself.

 

[Nelson]

Lissen thetan, you should jus sho her yer true colores and bust out that superfluous third nipple when shes copying your notes. If she is into it then your golden. If not forget about that sweet azz and move on bcus it aing t happnin.

 

[trailrider400]

If shes an ochem partner ask her if she wants to go to your place so you two can practice the backside attack.

 

[Nelson]

If shes an ochem partner ask her if she wants to go to your place so you two can practice the backside attack.

For thetan's sake i really hope its ochem.

 

[Okie7123]

If shes an ochem partner ask her if she wants to go to your place so you two can practice the backside attack.

Best nerd joke ever.