I got into HARVARD

[C.P. Jones]

and i didn't even apply!!!!!!!!!!









seriously, it's almost noon and nobody has done anything stupid here yet? I might as well start. April Fool's!

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[RayhanS1282]

and i didn't even apply!!!!!!!!!!









seriously, it's almost noon and nobody has done anything stupid here yet? I might as well start. April Fool's!

Drexel reversed their rejection for me!!!!

 

[Law2Doc]

and i didn't even apply!!!!!!!!!!









seriously, it's almost noon and nobody has done anything stupid here yet? I might as well start. April Fool's!

Jokes on you. The rest of us are already at Harvard at our second look weekend...

 

[DarkFark]

Jokes on you. The rest of us are already at Harvard at our second look weekend...

Actually, not me. I'm going to Oxford Medical School (OMS), and our 2nd look isnt till NEXT week.

 

[BasesofHumanity]

I slept with Pamela Anderson

 

[Law2Doc]

I slept with Pamela Anderson

That's where she got the Hep C I guess. Hope you had it checked out.

 

[MechE]

Drexel reversed their rejection for me!!!!

They reversed my rejection too. I also received a full scholarship. Ed McMahon delivered it to me along with a check for $10 million dollars from Publishers Clearing House after parachuting out of an airplane and landing on my front porch.

 

[dopaminesurge]

this is like the wishing well thread all oevr again. Guess what, guys? EVERYONE Yale accepted turned them down. They've already gone to waitlist and I'm in. Sigh. No, I'm not bitter. Huh?

 

[C.P. Jones]

They reversed my rejection too. I also received a full scholarship.

not only did they offer me a full scholarship, which i turned down due to my harvard acceptance, they also named the school after me. you will all now be attending Caterpillar Jones School of Medicine, and i have taken away all scholarships to pay for my harvard edumacation

 

[jebus]

you will all now be attending Caterpillar Jones School of Medicine, and i have taken away all scholarships to pay for my harvard edumacation

As an added bonus, will I also learn how to use a tractor at this Caterpillar School?
(ok, the german version of caterpillar has a way better name.)

 

[BasesofHumanity]

As an added bonus, will I also learn how to use a tractor at this Caterpillar School?
(ok, the german version of caterpillar has a way better name.)

you must be an interesting person

 

[C.P. Jones]

As an added bonus, will I also learn how to use a tractor at this Caterpillar School?
(ok, the german version of caterpillar has a way better name.)

most people will have to learn some basic surgical procedures using caterpillar trucks; however, a select few get to use the putzmeisters. i'll let you be one of those few, jebus

 

[dr.z]

That's where she got the Hep C I guess. Hope you had it checked out.

I'm immune to Hep C.