Night 3 Results:
The trip from Rainy Pass to Rohn is typically done during the day, but not with this crew; a real combination of mindless bravery and inexperienced bravado. While the trail starts on the open tundra, it soon changes direction and heads up to the summit of Rainy Pass, after which things get rough on the downhill runs with sharp turns and the feared Dalzell Gorge (the first warning of which you get from a sign saying "Watch Your Ass"). This is the location in Iditarod 2012 where a dog collapsed and was successfully revived following CPR from its musher.
Several of our mushers had to drop dogs pulling into the Rohn checkpoint after this stretch.
Long after the rest of the teams had made it into Rohn checkpoint, it became apparent that Devyn had gone missing. Search parties eventually found her body at the bottom of a rocky ravine; her team of dogs idling nearby. Initially presumed to be an accident, it quickly became apparent she had been murdered on the trail; she suffocated on the copious amounts of dog poo shoved in her mouth before her body was summarily pitched down the ravine.
Speaking of doggy poo, one musher smeared it on his or her snow gear to disguise (?!) his or her scent while snooping around another musher's campsite. Seems mushers are just obsessed with dog poo.
Another musher reported being attacked by a polar bear that managed to injure several of her dogs. The report raised eyebrows as polar bears generally aren't found in this neck of the woods ... but hey, it's Alaska, so nobody asked too many questions.
The rest of tonight's news centers ... well ... entirely on Cohort 2. Popular group.
First off, they all took a brief break to rest up and more sounds of construction were heard. One wonders where all the supplies are coming from for all this building.
The following ...
... were seen snooping around Cohort 2's general camping area, but didn't seem to cause any harm.
Our Cohort 2 mushers are all feeling a bit of remorse over losing SOV, so they did what anyone would do - they rifled through his gear. Finding, oddly enough, a pile of copies of Shakespeare's Macbeth, they decide to honor his memory by reading the play through their break. As they read the sections about Lady Macbeth's guilt and the washing of hands, each of them carefully considers if they were guilty of causing the death of SOV.
Oh, but we're not done with Cohort 2. Perhaps they should have rested longer, because this eyewitness news report was delivered describing an accident after their early-morning start (trying to get a jump on everyone, were you, Cohort 2?).
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Thin Ice!
The clear, glistening plane in front of the members of Cohort 2 is all too tempting. No deep snow, smooth sailing, fast running - they all knew they could make up ground.
"I dunno about this, couldn't it be dangerous?" asks Nohika timidly.
"All of us are behind, guys," mentioned Orcagirl, who is pleased to be the only Orca in the game this time. "Somehow we need to move faster."
"Stop being a wimp," scoffs Bold Text. "I'm gonna win this race. You know it."
And with that, she leads the charge.
BT's pups fly across the glistening plane, tongues lolling. But not for long. With a shuddering crack, the ground shatters in all different directions, radiating outwards.
"Ice! It's cracking!" yells Nohika, veering her team off to the side. Everyone follows suit, ordering the dogs away from the quickly widening chasm.
"Snickers! GEE!"
"Big Ben, Whoa, whoa!"
"Haw, Fluffybutterkins, haw!"
Everyone has survived - but now they all stare at each other with disheartened expressions, across wide cracks filled with frothing, freezing water.
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The remaining 19 mushers:
Cohort 1
Devyn (16) - a kind-hearted musher able to patch up dogs on the trail
Kaydubs (14)
dyachei (14)
wildcatj (16)
Cohort 2
bold text (16)
orcagirl (16)
SOV (15) - a musher who just wanted to help everyone out
nohika (16)
FH (15)
Cohort 3
equineconstant (16)
vetgirl4eva (14)
hedgiehog (15)
JamrOckin (16) - an evil musher
Cohort 4
cuitlamiztli (13)
swingnsave (10)
wldlfstdnt (15)
Cohort 5
Trematode (16) - the annoying musher
JJ (14)
WTF (6)
FFM (15)
Cohort 6
wolfspeaker (16)
nyanko (15)
Abney (16)
PetPony (14) - a hard-working musher
Lynch will close at noon central 12/30. Heads-up warning - we may decide to only accept item submissions from people who vote in the lynch.
For the curious:
A short video describing the leg.
The entrance to Dalzell Gorge.