Originally posted by DieselPetrolGrl
TTSD u stupid boy..i opened this thread hoping for sheer enlightment instead i got the same old joke ive seen a thousand times..u dissapoint me ..and u were one of my fav nerds too
post me more (new)humour
AT ONCE!
ps:stop telling men girls are evil. we are wonderful beings - WONDERFUL! and dont u forget it!
I'm sorry
Wait, how do you know I'm not a girl? I could be a lesbian for all you know!! Alright alright, seriously though.. girls are wonderful. They're smart, clever, beautiful.. what more could we ask? Oh right, COOK AND CLEAN!!
Okay, here's a joke..
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First-year students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor, the first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body".
For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing", he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the professor looked at the students and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention".
