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newyorker said:Patient Name: NYer
SDN Network
New York City
Diagnosis: Acquired Insufficient Love Syndrome ( AILS)
Rx
1. 2 French Kisses sub-lingually Q4 hourly
Dispense # 12 kisses daily total wet preparation
2. 4 French kisses SL Qhs
3. Deep Hugs Q4 hourly deep intramuscular
Dispense 8 hugs max
4. Love sessions extended release form Qhs before sleep
Subcutaneous and oral preparation
Do not fill the preparations generically
1 month supply
Refills : 3
Signed:
New Yorker, MD
Attending Physician
Department of Love Sickness
Hospital Of Mentally Impaired
NY
NYS license # 696969



very creative

However sir, I dont carry any of those at my pharmacy but may I check with your psychiatrist for some viagra and prozac instead (4 month supply, as prescribed). 😀