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[KaliforniaDoll]

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I actually thought abt starting a new thread on this topic 'indian sexuality' (PG 18 rated) and then changed my dirty mind due to various reasons. I have seen topics lately abt spicy indian food, indian culture, indian movies and even abt indian caste. Nothing interested me and even some titles are so depressing to even open that threads. What topic could be more interesting than indian sexuality?

I also had another thought abt starting a thread on 'indian spirituality' instead of sexuality. Then there is already Deepak Chopra in California who is the reigning king of spirituality. I guess there is a void in indian sexuality after Bhagwan Shri Rajneesh Guru. We need someone in SDN to fill that void.

The main reason for deciding against opening new thread is due to some whiners. They will start whining that this is NYers new ploy to get attention. I was also afraid what if no one responds to my new thread and if it becomes a box-office flop.

It is not my intention to start a porno discussion or some cheap discussion about indian sexuality. I always remember SDN is a classy place. I love SDN for various reasons. People who visit SDN are very educated people and future medical professionals from good family/excellent background. So, i would prefer a healthy sexual discussion. I am still looking for an enjoyable place like SDN as an alternative. There is nothing in webworld equivalent and sophisticated like sdn for medical people.

People (male=female) think about sex everyday. Somewhere i read that men think atleast 2 hours abt sex everyday. I dunno abt women. But, i think abt sex 24/7. It is a shame we dont talk abt sex in india forums.

India is birth place of kamasutra and home of khajurao (?spell) temples. I dont expect this thread to turn into everyone boasting abt there sex lives or sumthing like that. I just want to know how is sexuality amoung health professionals and what people think abt sex generally. My sex life in indian medschool was the worst. I never had any sexual experience during medschool or even before medschool. i deeply regret for not having that experience. 😀 nimmy.. did u have one during your dental school? I wish i went to medschool in america.
What is the current status of sex in indian medschools? Is sex still a taboo subject? I dont mind parasite talking abt sex in romanian medschools. 😉
Let us talk abt indian sex.

BTW..brain is my second favorite organ. 😎

 

[ASethi]

Hello New Yorker. Sorry to hear that an important issue like caste system etc seems trivial. In regard to your most recent post on this thread, I would recommend having a few sessions of psychotherapy and several cold showers.

 

[KaliforniaDoll]

Hello New Yorker. Sorry to hear that an important issue like caste system etc seems trivial. In regard to your most recent post on this thread, I would recommend having a few sessions of psychotherapy and several cold showers.

Hello ASethi. I never said discussion abt caste system is trivial. I just said some topics does not interest me and gets my attention. BTW, cold showers and therapy does not helps me. Man! brit medstudents are so primitive. 👎. Let us talk some Eurotrash if u dont mind.

Alright Sethi, if you want me to talk about caste system. I dont believe in caste system. I respect people with brains no matter what caste he or she is from. Regarding sex and caste, it does not matter to me at all. Only HOTness matters. what abt you?

 

[ASethi]

I don't mind what you write, talk etc, as you mentioned earlier SDN is a "classy" forum-why don't you try keeping it that way. You wouldn't want this forum to become a personal web blog about peeople's intimate longings ? Why don't you have a break from the computer screen, get a bite from a dehli, go to the movies and catch Kinsey starring Liam Neeson.

 

[KaliforniaDoll]

I don't mind what you write, talk etc, as you mentioned earlier SDN is a "classy" forum-why don't you try keeping it that way. You wouldn't want this forum to become a personal web blog about peeople's intimate longings ? Why don't you have a break from the computer screen, get a bite from a dehli, go to the movies and catch Kinsey starring Liam Neeson.

Please advice me more. I love anonymous preachers. 🙂
wtf are you doing here sethi? drinking coffee in india cafe forums?

 

[nimeshshingala]

hi newyorker
long time no posts from you???
even I got bored for sometime and since last few days SDN was painfully slow , I think because of some upgrades being carried out
nice topic " Indian sexuality"
Indians must be the most sexually active country after china, I am saying that because these two are the most populous country in the world
or maybe the indians don't like to use contraceptives or take appropriate precautions
I really don't understand how our population has grown to such uncontollable level
I think sex is the only source of entertainment for many poor people in india
if i am not mistaken, the indian govt in a bid to control population, made small tv sets cheaper so that the couple spent more time watching tv rather than get intimate
yes it is true guys,I am not kidding
After all as newyorker said correctly, India is the birthplace of Kamasutra
Newyorker- I am too shy to talk about my sex life, simply because I am using my real name as my nick here and everbody knows who I am
I am a married man and I have restricted to only one sexual partner
you are a married man too and I don't understand why do you talk like some sexually deprieved person desperate for sex
don't you get satisfied with your wife ??
or maybe you are looking for something differant everyday??huh

 

[ASethi]

I beginning to feel like Clarice Starling did when she started having discussions with Dr Hannibal Lector. NewYorker "1000+ posts" - are studying medicine at New York-Columbia,SUNY, Mt Sinai? If you are, I am sure there are plenty med students etc more intellingent and articulate than I to give you advice etc. And I am sure, that you will be able to have your existential discussions with many grads students. One piece of advice- if you do speak to the fairer gender, it is wise you avoid PG 18 conversations on the first meeting.

 

[KaliforniaDoll]

hi newyorker
long time no posts from you???
even I got bored for sometime and since last few days SDN was painfully slow , I think because of some upgrades being carried out
nice topic " Indian sexuality"
Indians must be the most sexually active country after china, I am saying that because these two are the most populous country in the world
or maybe the indians don't like to use contraceptives or take appropriate precautions
I really don't understand how our population has grown to such uncontollable level
I think sex is the only source of entertainment for many poor people in india
if i am not mistaken, the indian govt in a bid to control population, made small tv sets cheaper so that the couple spent more time watching tv rather than get intimate
yes it is true guys,I am not kidding
After all as newyorker said correctly, India is the birthplace of Kamasutra
Newyorker- I am too shy to talk about my sex life, simply because I am using my real name as my nick here and everbody knows who I am
I am a married man and I have restricted to only one sexual partner
you are a married man too and I don't understand why do you talk like some sexually deprieved person desperate for sex
don't you get satisfied with your wife ??
or maybe you are looking for something differant everyday??huh

Come on nimmy.
Just saying the word 'fire' is not gonna burn my tongue. Just talking abt sex does not mean that i wanna sleep around different persons. i am j/k around buddy. I wanna become a sex guru if possible.

 

[KaliforniaDoll]

I beginning to feel like Clarice Starling did when she started having discussions with Dr Hannibal Lector. NewYorker "1000+ posts" - are studying medicine at New York-Columbia,SUNY, Mt Sinai? If you are, I am sure there are plenty med students etc more intellingent and articulate than I to give you advice etc. And I am sure, that you will be able to have your existential discussions with many grads students. One piece of advice- if you do speak to the fairer gender, it is wise you avoid PG 18 conversations on the first meeting.

Dr. Hannibal Lector. I love him. Beware sethi, i will eat you alive if you mess with me.
You are wrong sethi. I prefer talking PG 18 conversations like a man. You haven't seen New York wimmen.

 

[KaliforniaDoll]

hi newyorker

I really don't understand how our population has grown to such uncontollable level
I think sex is the only source of entertainment for many poor people in india
if i am not mistaken, the indian govt in a bid to control population, made small tv sets cheaper so that the couple spent more time watching tv rather than get intimate

Do you think indian govt can control the swelling population?. I also remember another story abt indian government's failed population control measures. Ministry of family planning introduced a multi-crore project of distributing color condoms to people free of cost to control the population few years back.
Some corrupt minister and his officials looted the condoms from ministry and sold it to cheap price to some private color baloon company. That baloon company sold the color condoms as colorful baloons in the villages and made money. Public never got the condoms.

 

[nimeshshingala]

Do you think indian govt can control the swelling population?. I also remember another story abt indian government's failed population control measures. Ministry of family planning introduced a multi-crore project of distributing color condoms to people free of cost to control the population few years back.
Some corrupt minister and his officials looted the condoms from ministry and sold it to cheap price to some private color baloon company. That baloon company sold the color condoms as colorful baloons in the villages and made money. Public never got the condoms.

 

[KaliforniaDoll]

👍

Nimmy- that is awesome man!
can you post some kamasutra illustrations for your NYer? 😉

 

[nimeshshingala]

👍

Nimmy- that is awesome man!
can you post some kamasutra illustrations for your NYer? 😉

newyorker
I have lots of pics for kamasurtra illustrations but I don't think this is the appropriate forum to post those pics
If I do, I am sure there will be lots of people asking for my ban
so I am excersing control here and I think you should too.

 

[KaliforniaDoll]

newyorker
I have lots of pics for kamasurtra illustrations but I don't think this is the appropriate forum to post those pics
If I do, I am sure there will be lots of people asking for my ban
so I am excersing control here and I think you should too.

No problem nimmy. I dont wanna you get banned and lose a partner here. BTW..getting banned in sdn is not that bad. I have been banned once last year by my own personal request and entered SDN hall of fame. You automatically become a SDN celebrity after that honor.

listen buddy. let us talk abt spirituality for some time. You sound like a very matured and balanced person in life. I am not that matured and balanced. sometimes, i feel like i suffer from some unknown kinda emotional trauma. I dunno to explain to you.
I believe in god, but dont go to temples regularly or even pray. rarely, i go to temple with my wife and pray for everyones wellbeing.(once in 3 months) I dont ask anything from god for myself. I spend time with my family after work and very little or no TV and SDN for entertainment.

Do you think i should spend time spiritually instead of coming to useless sdn? At the same time i dont wanna miss great friends like you.
Give some guidance nimmy. Do you pray everyday?

 

[ASethi]

Is this forum about medicine and general chit-chat/banter or a message board for lonely desperate net heads ? There is a function on this board called private messages-why don't you doctors use it. And if you're wondering who this is aimed at-its New Yorker and his friend showing "control" as well as enticing his buddy.
Don't use this forum as an excuse to spice things up in your own lives. You post these messages, expecting responses from the others and then you watch like a voyeur at the responses.
Again, I begin to get the creeps begining to think who is hiding behind your name- a bona fide doctor/med student or perhaps a disturbed college drop out.
Why don't you take a step outside-go for a walk in the park, meet real people and take up a sport or something. Again, maybe talking to a therapist may help.

 

[KaliforniaDoll]

Is this forum about medicine and general chit-chat/banter or a message board for lonely desperate net heads ? There is a function on this board called private messages-why don't you doctors use it. And if you're wondering who this is aimed at-its New Yorker and his friend showing "control" as well as enticing his buddy.
Don't use this forum as an excuse to spice things up in your own lives. You post these messages, expecting responses from the others and then you watch like a voyeur at the responses.
Again, I begin to get the creeps begining to think who is hiding behind your name- a bona fide doctor/med student or perhaps a disturbed college drop out.

Mr ASethi-

There is also another function on this board called IGNORE. Why dont you stupid nutheads from britain use it? Noone is expecting your response here. If you really want to know abt me. let me tell you. I am a NYC cabby who is having a laptop and posting messages here who knows more medicine than you and your stupid professor. talk with me about any subject in the world of medicine you *****.
If you behave nicer with me i will give you more respect than you deserve.

 

[KaliforniaDoll]

Why don't you take a step outside-go for a walk in the park, meet real people and take up a sport or something. Again, maybe talking to a therapist may help.

Why dont you exactly do the same ****ing thing instead of coming here and preaching nutheads you stupid mofo.? I will do whatever i want. That is none of anyones ****ing business.

 

[ASethi]

How can you respect someone you do not know?
Are you a doctor from India who is unable to get a residency at a NYC hospital and is now working as a cab driver. If you are from India, I have no doubt that your knowlege of medicine is vast.
All I am saying is, there are a few limits and this is a site for student/doctors in the health care profession. What is so wrong about that?

 

[KaliforniaDoll]

How can you respect someone you do not know?
Are you a doctor from India who is unable to get a residency at a NYC hospital and is now working as a cab driver. If you are from India, I have no doubt that your knowlege of medicine is vast.
All I am saying is, there are a few limits and this is a site for student/doctors in the health care profession. What is so wrong about that?

You dont know anything about me. So, dont assume things and pass comments about me. I agree this is a site for medstudents/doctors. Then, why did you started on a thread about caste system which is not anyway connected with medicine? This is just a forums for discussion. There are no rules and boundaries to discuss only medicine. It was you who started abusing me and calling me names.
Yes! I am cab driver who can open your chest in no time and fix your bleeding heart in few minutes and can resuscitate you and save your life if you ever come to newyork and get shot.

 

[nimeshshingala]

Is this forum about medicine and general chit-chat/banter or a message board for lonely desperate net heads ? There is a function on this board called private messages-why don't you doctors use it. And if you're wondering who this is aimed at-its New Yorker and his friend showing "control" as well as enticing his buddy.
Don't use this forum as an excuse to spice things up in your own lives. You post these messages, expecting responses from the others and then you watch like a voyeur at the responses.
Again, I begin to get the creeps begining to think who is hiding behind your name- a bona fide doctor/med student or perhaps a disturbed college drop out.
Why don't you take a step outside-go for a walk in the park, meet real people and take up a sport or something. Again, maybe talking to a therapist may help.

HI sethi
do you have any problem ,if I discuss something with my buddy new yorker
if you don't like it , than just don't read it, Is that so difficult for you??
I did not interfere in your thread about Indian caste, so you don't interfere with our business
I am trying to be very polite in my response, but if you continue to bother me or my friend, I won't be very nice
so just shut the **** up

 

[KaliforniaDoll]

Sethi-

I demand an apology from you to nimmy and me.

 

[nimeshshingala]

No problem nimmy. I dont wanna you get banned and lose a partner here. BTW..getting banned in sdn is not that bad. I have been banned once last year by my own personal request and entered SDN hall of fame. You automatically become a SDN celebrity after that honor.

listen buddy. let us talk abt spirituality for some time. You sound like a very matured and balanced person in life. I am not that matured and balanced. sometimes, i feel like i suffer from some unknown kinda emotional trauma. I dunno to explain to you.
I believe in god, but dont go to temples regularly or even pray. rarely, i go to temple with my wife and pray for everyones wellbeing.(once in 3 months) I dont ask anything from god for myself. I spend time with my family after work and very little or no TV and SDN for entertainment.

Do you think i should spend time spiritually instead of coming to useless sdn? At the same time i dont wanna miss great friends like you.
Give some guidance nimmy. Do you pray everyday?

hi newyorker
this nuthead from england or whereever almost made me forgot to reply to your question
I am also a god fearing person
But I don't go to temples that often,
I am a Hindu by birth but I think all the religions basically preach the same things
to be kind to people,
to help the needy, to be honest
Not to harm others etc etc
I have a set of principles which I adhere to, which gives me lots of peace and happiness
I use to be a very materialistic person like wanting a big tv, big car, big house and all those materialistic things
But over a time, I have attained maturity and realised these are not the only things in life
I think some people are very social and have lots of friends and go to lots of parties which I am saying is not bad
some people including myself are reserved and want to stay away from all the noice and action and want to stay in a quiet place
I came to SDN like most people to get more information related to our medical/dental schools
But when I found the india forum, I came to know a lot of people like yourself,parasite,aarti,sunny boy,etc etc
and it was nice to read each other's point of view
If you are asking for my advise, I would suggest you go to temple once a week or whenever you get time , you may find inner peace within yourself
also do a lot of charity and try and use your medical knowledge to benefit the needy and the poor
play with your kids and keep your wife happy
Also , I believe that knowledge is power and you should pursue it
I also believe in taking risks in life ,"RISK IS PROGRESS"
if you don't take risk in life, you stagnate
these are just my thoughts, everybody has their own way
I hope I answered your questions

 

[KaliforniaDoll]

It is alright man. probably, sethi is a new member and he did not realize how things work in sdn. whatever buddy, i am also just like you who stays at home after work. I love taking risks just like you.
I think i have to spend more time spiritualy.
Thanks for your reply. 🙂

 

[ASethi]

To New Yorker,

The comments of a taking a walk in the park, talking to a therapist was not to offend you or pass judgement but for the recent messages in this thread.

You guys speak too much and in my opinion you try to do everything to assert your status. Wait, don't speak too soon.
The only thing I have to understand is that I have to adapt to the SDN India Forum, I occasionally post messages here and I have to respect that you may wish to conduct discussions that many might find distasteful in a forum such as this.I have voiced my concern and in my opinion you try become aggressive and vulgar.I do not feel the pressure to apologise. You cannot make me apologise, no chance.

I have read just now that I have to sit and ignore a vulgar diatribe in public domain. The moderators of the SDN forum are the only guardians of SDN, nobody else, so I have to apologise what?

 

[KaliforniaDoll]

To New Yorker,

The comments of a taking a walk in the park, talking to a therapist was not to offend you or pass judgement but for the recent messages in this thread.

You guys speak too much and in my opinion you try to do everything to assert your status. Wait, don't speak too soon.
The only thing I have to understand is that I have to adapt to the SDN India Forum, I occasionally post messages here and I have to respect that you may wish to conduct discussions that many might find distasteful in a forum such as this.I have voiced my concern and in my opinion you try become aggressive and vulgar.I'm do not feel the pressure to apologise. You cannot make me apologise, no chance.

I have read just now that I have to sit and ignore a vulhar diatribe in public domain. The moderators of the SDN forum are the only guardians of SDN, nobody else, so I have to apologise what?

My sincere apologies to you for my foul mouthing. sorry! 😳

 

[Premedtomed]

My sincere apologies to you for my foul mouthing. sorry! 😳

C'mon, change the topic.

Nyer, are you really a cab driver??
Dude, why not go back to India? You are a doctor!

 

[KaliforniaDoll]

Nyer, are you really a cab driver??
Dude, why not go back to India? You are a doctor!

No job is too small premed.
Probably, i am the highly trained and qualified cabby in the new york city and united states of america. may be in the world. 😎 How do you think i could bring food on the table for my family? why should i go back to india? I love my day job, enjoy coming to sdn during my breaks and help my fellow cabbies and their family with my medical knowledge. I even run a mobile cabby clinic near 42nd street free of cost to any poor immigrants.My life is wonderful.
wanna ride in my cab, buddy? 😀

 

[hopeful05]

Gosh 😱 nimeshshingala and newyorker!! your verbal assault on sethi got a little out of hand... cum on guys...u are well respected here.... you could have handled it a little better <atleast exclude the cussing.....>....
Glad its over though... 👍 ...hopefully

 

[KaliforniaDoll]

Right. premed, now after knowing that i am a low grade cabby doc ...you hesitate even to talk with me. Now, all of suddenly i belong to low caste in the SDN. May be i dont come from ivory tower or dont go for vacation to spain and greece every month or not born with silver spoon. but, i am so proud that i am a hard working cabby doc.

Honestly, my life as cabby doctor is not that bad at all. I am not starving buddy. May be i am not running a cleveland clinic like practice in the central manhattan. Let me tell you abt my practice here.

Cabby Clinic

I have a stretch limo which is used in the daytime as cab and evening time as my clinic which is parked near Times Square. I am populary called amoung my patients as 'taxi doc'. My referral base is from family and friends of taxi community. I dont collect cash from them, but, i would accept materials like coffee beans, rice, McDonalds burgers, bread loafs etc if my patients give with love as service charges. just like how physicians practiced medicine during the period of sushruta.

I dont practice hi-fi medicine in my limo clinic. just basic stuff. i have a cute colombian nurse (untrained) who helps me in dressing and assistance etc.
I treat basic stuffs for poor immigrants like general medical issues, emergency contraception, treating knife injuries, gunshots, assault injures etc. minor surgical procedures like incision and drainage etc.

I once treated a patient who had complicated hemorrhoids. He was screwed up up a surgeon at columbia hospital who came to me for treatment and i cured him. This guy treated me like god and brought his cousin with a huge inguino-scrotal hernia hanging upto his thighs and asked me to operate in my limo OR. I have also delivered a couple of bangladesi babies.

I also had couple of celebrity patients during my 2 year practice. Once, woody allen came to my clinic on sunday afternoon because he could not find his doctor on that particular day. He had this infected ingrown toe nail. I pulled it out and gave him antibiotics. He has promised me a small role in his upcoming movie.

You wont believe this. NY Post once tried to run a cover story about my medical practice with title "Cabby Doc". I refused it. Man! i just want to make a small difference in peoples lives. There is no need for publicity,
BTW, if anyone of you wanted to do some elective or rotation in my clinic feel free to PM me or contact my secretary from Colombia.

Nimmy.. if you are ever stuck after your dental school without a job. Do not worry buddy. I will open a dental office for you in my cabby clinic. 🙂

Cabby Doc

 

[Premedtomed]

I think you are lying . haha

Come on yaar, who are you trying to fool.
May be you do that as community service once in a while
If you have so much interest in helping out the poor, why not serve the needy in India???
Do they not meet your "high immigrant" standards??

 

[nimeshshingala]

Right. premed, now after knowing that i am a low grade cabby doc ...you hesitate even to talk with me. Now, all of suddenly i belong to low caste in the SDN. May be i dont come from ivory tower or dont go for vacation to spain and greece every month or not born with silver spoon. but, i am so proud that i am a hard working cabby doc.

Honestly, my life as cabby doctor is not that bad at all. I am not starving buddy. May be i am not running a cleveland clinic like practice in the central manhattan. Let me tell you abt my practice here.

Cabby Clinic

I have a stretch limo which is used in the daytime as cab and evening time as my clinic which is parked near Times Square. I am populary called amoung my patients as 'taxi doc'. My referral base is from family and friends of taxi community. I dont collect cash from them, but, i would accept materials like coffee beans, rice, McDonalds burgers, bread loafs etc if my patients give with love as service charges. just like how physicians practiced medicine during the period of sushruta.

I dont practice hi-fi medicine in my limo clinic. just basic stuff. i have a cute colombian nurse (untrained) who helps me in dressing and assistance etc.
I treat basic stuffs for poor immigrants like general medical issues, emergency contraception, treating knife injuries, gunshots, assault injures etc. minor surgical procedures like incision and drainage etc.

I once treated a patient who had complicated hemorrhoids. He was screwed up up a surgeon at columbia hospital who came to me for treatment and i cured him. This guy treated me like god and brought his cousin with a huge inguino-scrotal hernia hanging upto his thighs and asked me to operate in my limo OR. I have also delivered a couple of bangladesi babies.

I also had couple of celebrity patients during my 2 year practice. Once, woody allen came to my clinic on sunday afternoon because he could not find his doctor on that particular day. He had this infected ingrown toe nail. I pulled it out and gave him antibiotics. He has promised me a small role in his upcoming movie.

You wont believe this. NY Post once tried to run a cover story about my medical practice with title "Cabby Doc". I refused it. Man! i just want to make a small difference in peoples lives. There is no need for publicity,
BTW, if anyone of you wanted to do some elective or rotation in my clinic feel free to PM me or contact my secretary from Colombia.

Nimmy.. if you are ever stuck after your dental school without a job. Do not worry buddy. I will open a dental office for you in my cabby clinic. 🙂

Cabby Doc

NEWYORKER'S TAXI AND MEDICAL CLINIC

 

[parasiteatwork]

Is this forum about medicine .

Ofcourse...this forum is ONLY about medicine 😱 .......What did you think????

 

[KaliforniaDoll]

NEWYORKER'S TAXI AND MEDICAL CLINIC

That cabby looks just like me. Nimmy- you made me become addicted to this thread man!. I just cant stop posting. 😡

 

[parasiteatwork]

NEWYORKER'S TAXI AND MEDICAL CLINIC

😀 😀 😀

 

[KaliforniaDoll]

Ofcourse...this forum is ONLY about medicine 😱 .......What did you think????

👍

gotta sleep parasite after my late night shift. 😴 I
I have many stories to tell off my taxi rides.l
later.

 

[parasiteatwork]

NEWYORKER'S TAXI AND MEDICAL CLINIC

😀 😀 😀

And NEWYORKER>>>>I have already said this but i will say it again...YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL SENSE OF IMAGINATION ........WOW!!! You took up the wrong profession....go n direct some movies or write a book!!! 😛

 

[hopeful05]

I agree with that one...the stuff Newyorker manages to conjure up ...just like that...its amazing

 

[KaliforniaDoll]

I agree with that one...the stuff Newyorker manages to conjure up ...just like that...its amazing

Awwwww....may be this is the time to ask for prescription refill of love denied by rxgal. 😉

 

[KaliforniaDoll]

😀 😀 😀

And NEWYORKER>>>>I have already said this but i will say it again...YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL SENSE OF IMAGINATION ........WOW!!! You took up the wrong profession....

You are right on that one parasite. I always wanted to become a porno star. 😀

 

[hopeful05]

Awwwww....may be this is the time to ask for prescription refill of love denied by rxgal. 😉

Sure....... That should set ur mind right....for a while!??! ...i'm just Kidding....don't let this get to your head!!

 

[KaliforniaDoll]

Sure....... That should set ur mind right....for a while!??! ...i'm just Kidding....don't let this get to your head!!

I am so paranoid with indian women. They always play games and break hearts. Are you planning to add an oz of cyanide with that prescription refill?

Ms. Hopeful.

 

[hopeful05]

...aw no....I didn't mean to be harsh...I didn't think I was !? 😳 ... I don't think ur serious with that anyways.....hmmm nice visual... though shouldn't she be wearing stilleto's or something ...so the heals can really dig in while crushing hearts!!..
Its funny...people usually see me as a sweet girl.... 🙄 and I don't break any hearts.... 😉

nyways... why paranoid of only indian women.... all women play games.. i'd say men are no less... its just a misconception that women are wicked to men in love...just like people usually associate women to gossip...I'd say i've seen enough men tell tales and gossip like crazy... !!

 

[hopeful05]

Are you planning to add an oz of cyanide with that prescription refill?

I didn't know we could do that.... 😱

 

[Athene]

I didn't know we could do that.... 😱

Hope...ur too sweet to do that.....

 

[sunny123]

I didn't know we could do that.... 😱

From a biochemical view, rancid rat urine should do the trick (that is why packaging companies are weary of leaving products in warehouses, because if there is a rat infestation, and urine is left on the products, the dry urine turns into cyanide).

 

[KaliforniaDoll]

Hopeful-

Indian women are wicked and hard to hunt. no offense.
I would never waste time again on indian chicks. It is a waste of time and effort to date indian chicks.

To be time conscious and practical, i could date 3 white chicks in the same amount of time spent on picking up one indian chick. they make all the fuss for nuthing. I am telling this because of experience. I may be a cabby doc, but i have been slightly fortunate in chick business. let me tell this experience which proves my strong opinion.

Test Takers

Last spring, one bright beautiful morning i was driving my cab near manhattan kaplan center looking for business. There were two white hotties waved towards me to stop the cab. I pulled up the cab near kaplan center. One blonde looked just like sarah jesicca parker and her friend looked like rosieO'donnel. They came near my cab window and surveyed me.

Actually, that particular day i was dressed up like a 100% FOB with my bright red crew T-shirt and brown sun glasses.( just like how nimmy was dressed when he landed in toronto airport when he came fresh from mumbai) 🙄 . For some reasons, after seeing my outfit they had second thoughts abt getting into my cab. Both were doctors who wanted a ride to brooklyn sylvan center to take a test. Finally, they decided to take risk and got into my cab.

After getting into my car they looked very nervous and anxious just like any test takers. They immediately started reading books and started discussion abt medical topics. After listening to their conversations, i came to know they were going to take step 3 USMLE test.

When i viewed them through my rear view mirror i could notice their tension bigger than their boobs. SJP almost started crying and told her friend ROD that she forgot to revise certain test topics which were very important and gonna fail in that test. She also told her that she had paid a lot of money as test fees.

I started feeling sorry for SJP and her rocking bosoms due to mixture of cabs motion and her breathing. Those rockers made me more nervous than ever. I was about to kill a pedestrian because i was switching my eyes between road and rear view mirror. She was crying to her friend that she did not read some endocrinology and some cardiology topics. There was some 30 minutes driving time from manhattan to brooklyn test center.

I gently braked the cab. turned around to look at the eyes of SJP.( eyes to eyes) told her calmly. " relax! sweetie and listen to me".

Gas-drop

Then for the next 30 mintes there was gas-drop silence in the car. cabby doc started his lecture on basic endocrinology, basic cardiology and all the essential stuff for step 3 test. I could see the jaw dropping of those hotties with heaving boobs in my rear view mirror. They could not believe a new york cabbie could lecture on medicine. They did not speak a word. SJP became so relaxed after my lecture that even her anal sphincter got so relaxed and she even farted which i could hear.
Then, sylvan center came.
They just got my card with my cab office address with phone number. I always give 10% off for medicos taking ride in my cab. For them i gave special 20% discount.

I completely forgot about this ride and incident. After a month, i got a sweet voice call in my cellphone from SJP. She happily told me that she has passed the step 3 test and called me for a dinner date. She told me that my 30 minute lecture in medicine played a very big role in passing her test. seriously.
I politely refused her date invitation and congratulated her. ROD also passed her test.

The moral of the story is: Do i have to tell this to you, hopeful?

 

[nimeshshingala]

Hopeful-





Actually, that particular day i was dressed up like a 100% FOB with my bright red crew T-shirt and brown sun glasses.(

just like how nimmy was dressed when he landed in toronto airport when he came fresh from mumbai

)
Gas-drop

oh man
you are very funny new yorker
how did you know that I was dressed like that when I came to toronto four years ago?????
I came from bombay where the temperature is always ranging from 25 to 35 degrees celcius, I had never worn a sweater in my life
ever since coming to canada, I am wearing thick jackets for like almost seven months of the year
and your story is also very funny
you are truly multi-talented,
you are good with your medical knowledge, from the above story I can see that you are good teacher, you must be an excellent driver to drive through crowded and bad streets of newyork city as a cab driver
and you have wild imagination and come out with extraordinary stories
the only place you don't have luck is with the indian chicks
keep it up newyorker, thanks for all the entertainment

 

[nimeshshingala]

Hopeful-







I completely forgot about this ride and incident. After a month, i got a sweet voice call in my cellphone from SJP. She happily told me that she has passed the step 3 test and called me for a dinner date. She told me that my 30 minute lecture in medicine played a very big role in passing her test. seriously.
I politely refused her date invitation and congratulated her. ROD also passed her test.

I can't believe this newyorker
SJP actually

called you and you had the will power and self control to deny the invitation!!!!!!!
I am proud of you buddy, most people would not be able to resist such temptations especially is she looks like her

or like her

(SARAH-JESSICA-PARKER)

 

[hopeful05]

From a biochemical view, rancid rat urine should do the trick (that is why packaging companies are weary of leaving products in warehouses, because if there is a rat infestation, and urine is left on the products, the dry urine turns into cyanide).

hmmm I always hated rats 🙄

 

[hopeful05]

Interesting story newyorker.... very descriptive....