I have standard lecture/presentation on med school application terminology that I give called
So MS-2, a PGY-1, and a DO walk into a bar
"So MS-2, a PGY-1 and DO walk into a bar. They pass a table with an RN, an RT, a PA, a PT, an NP, and a CRNA watching a DPM and DDS arguing about which is licensed to removed a foot from a mouth. As they sit down The MS-2 complains OMG! This USMLE Step 1 is kicking me in the butt. I thought keeping a high GPA and scoring well the MCAT was tough in the VR, the PS and the BS, and that aint no BS. Then that AMCAS with the PS, the EC, and getting those LORs, especially from the OChem PhD who was an SOB. Then all those secondaries. I need some TLC. Dude, chill, replies the PGY-1, who was a IMG/FMG with an MD from AUC. He wanted to go to an SMP but he went DIY instead. Wait until you get hit with other stuff from NBME like SHELF, STEP 2, CK and CS. And I had to go thru ECFMG then ERAS and the NRMP to see if I could get into any ROADES on Match Day. Just wait until your running around trying do an H&P when an OD on PCP or LSD who crashed his SUV comes into the ICU nearly DOA, Turns out he had an STD too. TMI!, You wimpy allopathic types always get me POd with your complaining, says the DO who went to TUNCOM-NV, FYI, I had to do all that, plus 300 hours of OMM and COMLEX. Im BE/BC and I will take my boards ASAP but I think Ill become a fellow; I found something good in FREIDA.