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Question for you all, if you were to say to hell with medicine, drop a NYT article, national interview, etc on the bull**** that goes on in medicine that the public would be appalled at, What would you say? This is, of course, assuming the public was intelligent, well informed, and gave a ****. Ive got a couple.
1) When DOH JCAHO, WTFBBQ, comes for a site visit, they inform people well ahead of time, tell them what they will be judged on, the hospital of course cleans up their act for the brief moment they are here, and then its back to business as usual when the inspection is over. Clearly these visits are BS.
2) After a central line is placed, if the patient spikes a fever, we don't check blood cultures for X amount of hours because we don't want to get dinged with a central line infection. If somehow a BC is drawn and is positive, they make up some nonsense about how they did an US of the lungs, maybe there was a consolidation, so its likely the bacteremia is due to a pneumonia.
3) When foleys are DC, it is hospital policy to only remove them at a set hour, clearly to avoid CAUTIs.
4) EDs fudge their numbers by tossing patients back in "rooms" quickly to make their door to room times/door to provider times look good. But, patients wait just as long, just in a different room. Makes the ED look good though! We once had a "holding" area opened up to move patients to so admission to room times looked good. Patient was basically placed in a break room. Of course, coded, no meds were closeby, the oxygen on the cart ran out, we didnt have suction to intubate, and the kicker? We couldnt get the bed out the doorway to move them to the ED where we had appropriate equipment. The apparently had to lift up a side of the bed to fit it in there in the first place.
Specific to residency...
1) ACGME surveys are fudged by programs, program directors feed correct answers to avoid "confusion" and they are done as a group.
2) Work hours are obviously recorded incorrectly. We are told to input the hours "scheduled" not actually worked.
Those are the ones I can think of off the top of my head. I am sure there is way worse **** going on that I don't know about. Feel free to jump in.
1) When DOH JCAHO, WTFBBQ, comes for a site visit, they inform people well ahead of time, tell them what they will be judged on, the hospital of course cleans up their act for the brief moment they are here, and then its back to business as usual when the inspection is over. Clearly these visits are BS.
2) After a central line is placed, if the patient spikes a fever, we don't check blood cultures for X amount of hours because we don't want to get dinged with a central line infection. If somehow a BC is drawn and is positive, they make up some nonsense about how they did an US of the lungs, maybe there was a consolidation, so its likely the bacteremia is due to a pneumonia.
3) When foleys are DC, it is hospital policy to only remove them at a set hour, clearly to avoid CAUTIs.
4) EDs fudge their numbers by tossing patients back in "rooms" quickly to make their door to room times/door to provider times look good. But, patients wait just as long, just in a different room. Makes the ED look good though! We once had a "holding" area opened up to move patients to so admission to room times looked good. Patient was basically placed in a break room. Of course, coded, no meds were closeby, the oxygen on the cart ran out, we didnt have suction to intubate, and the kicker? We couldnt get the bed out the doorway to move them to the ED where we had appropriate equipment. The apparently had to lift up a side of the bed to fit it in there in the first place.
Specific to residency...
1) ACGME surveys are fudged by programs, program directors feed correct answers to avoid "confusion" and they are done as a group.
2) Work hours are obviously recorded incorrectly. We are told to input the hours "scheduled" not actually worked.
Those are the ones I can think of off the top of my head. I am sure there is way worse **** going on that I don't know about. Feel free to jump in.