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Webster's Dictonary defines "veterinary medicine" as the best profession for satisfying your curiosity about cat poo. I initially encountered these rice like worms squirming during my first serious job of judging cats' backsides at the Crazy Cat Ladies Convention. I bought some stuff online in order to relieve my extreme allergies to cats. After that, I won the Multispecies Fecal Judging Contest, where, based on taste, touch and smell, I correctly identified the parasitic infectious agent responsible for feline psychopathy, otherwise known as "loco gato mister roboto" disease. My current GPA and GRE are non-existent, however, I feel my poo-tasting diagnostics are extremely valuable and would enhance any application. Know what I'm sayin'?
My love for veterinary medicine is like hot soup on a pizza: novel, genius, and heartwarming. While shadowing, I healed a dying gerbil by hugging myself and singing "Kumbya". I then compared gerbil poo with Pegasus feathers and discovered they have nothing in common. My greatest achievement ever is inventing a speculum that can replace antibiotics. In addition, this speculum can become a light saber. This tool expands the boundaries of medicine and the force that is with you. Surprisingly, Star Wars school had no veterinary classes in homeopathy, leading me to question whether becoming a Jedi was really the best way to begin my ostrich farm. Speaking of ostriches, I married one (Ophelia!) because
My love for veterinary medicine is like hot soup on a pizza: novel, genius, and heartwarming. While shadowing, I healed a dying gerbil by hugging myself and singing "Kumbya". I then compared gerbil poo with Pegasus feathers and discovered they have nothing in common. My greatest achievement ever is inventing a speculum that can replace antibiotics. In addition, this speculum can become a light saber. This tool expands the boundaries of medicine and the force that is with you. Surprisingly, Star Wars school had no veterinary classes in homeopathy, leading me to question whether becoming a Jedi was really the best way to begin my ostrich farm. Speaking of ostriches, I married one (Ophelia!) because