MD/DO Chance Me

[JRWPREMED]

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i gt a 4.0 frm Harvard and a 45 mcat. i bild orphan home n afrika. chance me from princeton medical school

 

[487806]

i gt a 4.0 frm Harvard and a 45 mcat. i bild orphan home n afrika. chance me from princeton medical school

Nice April Fools joke. 👍

 

[Cambino]

Nice April Fools joke. 👍

Not really. 0/10 didn't laugh won't read again

 

[passionformed]

i gt a 4.0 frm Harvard and a 45 mcat. i bild orphan home n afrika. chance me from princeton medical school

Hi,
What's your name? No response? No problem. We'll call you Mary-Anne.

You see Mary-Anne, getting into medical school is a tough process. You have solid credentials (such as a perfect GPA and MCAT) but unfortunately, in today's competitive environment, those scores are just not good enough. You will most likely need higher scores than that. Most people will have much better MCAT and a better GPA. Everything else about you seems awesome, including your relentless motivation and devout passion, along with your mastery of the English language.

Princeton Medical school doesn't exist right now, however you can build it, Mary-Anne. When you do, it will likely need applicants like you with your experience, as you stated, and I quote "bild orphan home n afrika." That is a great EC, but I'm afraid that your GPA and MCAT may hold you back. Have you considered retaking, Mary-Anne?

I think you can build a very solid application. You have the EC's, ability to create beautiful prose, and humbleness and motivation needed to become a doctor. But Mary-Anne, your GPA and MCAT will inevitably hold you back. I think it is necessary you either a) retake your MCAT and all of your classes and aim for DO or b) go to carribbean. I wish you the very best, Mary-Anne.

 

[syoung]

Hi,
What's your name? No response? No problem. We'll call you Mary-Anne.

You see Mary-Anne, getting into medical school is a tough process. You have solid credentials (such as a perfect GPA and MCAT) but unfortunately, in today's competitive environment, those scores are just not good enough. You will most likely need higher scores than that. Mary-Anne, don't say that's impossible. Doctors are creative; come up with a solution. What's that you say Mary-Anne? You can't come up with a solution? How are going to come up with a solution for your patient?

Princeton Medical school doesn't exist right now, however it will in the future, Mary-Anne. When it does, it will likely need applicants like you with your experience, as you stated, and I quote "bild orphan home n afrika." That is a great EC, but I'm afraid that your GPA and MCAT may hold you back. Have you considered retaking, Mary-Anne?

I think you can build a very solid application. You have the EC's, spelling mastery, and humbleness and motivation needed to become a doctor. But Mary-Anne, your GPA and MCAT will inevitably hold you back. I think it is necessary you either a) retake your MCAT and all of your classes and aim for DO or b) go to carribbean. I wish you the very best, Mary-Anne.

👍

 

[MusicJunkie]

Hi,
What's your name? No response? No problem. We'll call you Mary-Anne.

You see Mary-Anne, getting into medical school is a tough process. You have solid credentials (such as a perfect GPA and MCAT) but unfortunately, in today's competitive environment, those scores are just not good enough. You will most likely need higher scores than that. Most people will have much better MCAT and a better GPA. Everything else about you seems awesome, including your relentless motivation and devout passion, along with your mastery of the English language.

Princeton Medical school doesn't exist right now, however you can build it, Mary-Anne. When you do, it will likely need applicants like you with your experience, as you stated, and I quote "bild orphan home n afrika." That is a great EC, but I'm afraid that your GPA and MCAT may hold you back. Have you considered retaking, Mary-Anne?

I think you can build a very solid application. You have the EC's, ability to create beautiful prose, and humbleness and motivation needed to become a doctor. But Mary-Anne, your GPA and MCAT will inevitably hold you back. I think it is necessary you either a) retake your MCAT and all of your classes and aim for DO or b) go to carribbean. I wish you the very best, Mary-Anne.

I read the original version quoted by syoung and lol'd. Would definitely read again. 👍

 

[Snowdon48]

i gt a 4.0 frm Harvard and a 45 mcat. i bild orphan home n afrika. chance me from princeton medical school

Might be good enough for the ND School of Witchcraft and Wizardry