Memes of Podiatry

[heybrother]

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[Crayola227]

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30,000 feet... who else you wanna call?? (Get it?)

 

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30,000 feet... who else you wanna call?? (Get it?)

Not Ghostbusters! This MD clearly doesn’t know about the real “emergencies” at 2am…
Paging @air bud for an urgent VA toe amp meme consult

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Post in: 'You’ve been made, all 10 of you'

Apr 28, 2023

My goodness you guys are entertaining… you know, as well as I do that many providers in our profession, VA and non-VA, deal with a high levels of comorbidity. There are just as many VA and non-VA that have positioned themselves where they don’t deal with life and death situations. The profession provides options that allow exposure to the full scope of care according to the individuals desires. This is what APMA points to, the ability to shape your career in a way that limits your exposure to seriously ill patients. Transplant and other surgeons as well as many of the medical...

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[Hybrocure]

30,000 feet... who else you wanna call?? (Get it?)

Another MD infiltration! Our memes are too fire!

 

[Bored Snorlax]

Another MD infiltration! Our memes are too fire!

Confucius says:
“Parity isn’t earned by passing USMLE. It’s unlocked by posting dank memes so hot, we might need the 2am VA podiatry squad for emergency meme amputations.”

 

[Hybrocure]

Not gonna lie I went looking into the dental forum today to see if they have a meme thread. They don’t. Instead their bad jobs are working 10 days a month for 250k.

Be wary if you seek to gaze into the abyss

 

[Bored Snorlax]

Not gonna lie I went looking into the dental forum today to see if they have a meme thread. They don’t. Instead their bad jobs are working 10 days a month for 250k.

Be wary if you seek to gaze into the abyss

Dental forum doesnt have memes. Just endless W-2 screenshots, existential dread from too many days with their wives, and nonstop complaints that golfing 20 days a month somehow still isn’t enough

 

[eyeeye_captain]

 

[amoxicillin_resistant]

does this count as a podiatry meme? it says the word “toes” u guys like toes right

 

[Hybrocure]

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does this count as a podiatry meme? it says the word “toes” u guys like toes right

We don’t like toes we like money

 

[MicroPod]

Yeah we get rid of toes often and generally hate operating on toes because they just don’t seem to want to cooperate. Toes are the worst

 

[heybrother]

Some people in life are just meant to know a lot about K.

 

[Crayola227]

I thought DPM meant double penetration meme
I can't meme that on the board

 

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I thought DPM meant double penetration meme
I can't meme that on the board

Some days you DPM life. Some days life DPMs you.
Spoiler: It’s always the second one.

 

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does this count as a podiatry meme? it says the word “toes” u guys like toes right

Patient comes in with “Painful Eyes Moving TOES Syndrome”
Podiatry: “Time to schedule a 2am toe amp.”
Ophtho: “Sounds like an urgent eye consult.”
Neuro: “Classic. Time to guess what’s actually going on.”
Ortho bro: “This **** better not be above the ankle.”
All of us: “Whatever it is, at least we can bill for it.”
Ah yes, true interprofessional collaboration in action.

 

[Hybrocure]

Patient comes in with “Painful Eyes Moving TOES Syndrome”
Podiatry: “Time to schedule a 2am toe amp.”
Ophtho: “Sounds like an urgent eye consult.”
Neuro: “Classic. Time to guess what’s actually going on.”
Ortho bro: “This **** better not be above the ankle.”
All of us: “Whatever it is, at least we can bill for it.”
Ah yes, true interprofessional collaboration in action.

Optho getting a hospital consult?

🤣

 

[eyeeye_captain]

Optho getting a hospital consult?

🤣

Like bruh, keep them words out ya mouth

 

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[C Smith]

Patient comes in with “Painful Eyes Moving TOES Syndrome”
Podiatry: “Time to schedule a 2am toe amp.”
Ophtho: “Sounds like an urgent eye consult.”
Neuro: “Classic. Time to guess what’s actually going on.”
Ortho bro: “This **** better not be above the ankle.”
All of us: “Whatever it is, at least we can bill for it.”
Ah yes, true interprofessional collaboration in action.

 

[heybrother]

 

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[eyeeye_captain]

I actually remember my last hospital consult. A hospital in my area waited until it was after hours so they could bypass our desk. It was for an inpatient and I had no privileges there - I told them where and how hard they could shove it.

I’m convinced they use Google to make their ophtho call chart since I was told that I was on their schedule and that I had multiple weeks coming up.

 

[Sendin_Toes_2market]

I actually remember my last hospital consult. A hospital in my area waited until it was after hours so they could bypass our desk. It was for an inpatient and I had no privileges there - I told them where and how hard they could shove it.

I’m convinced they use Google to make their ophtho call chart since I was told that I was on their schedule and that I had multiple weeks coming up.

They do that to our urologist all the time… he and his wife just left our health care desert. Ever hear of a urologist taking “FREE” call? Then a 26 yo nurse threatening to report him to the board? Nicest guy ever. No matter what specialty we are victims to idiots in the hospital.

 

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[Crayola227]

No matter what specialty we are victims to idiots in the hospital.

I'm stealing this