Well, late one night, a rep pushed me up against the wall. Big luscious lips. Somehow, I don’t remember how, we went from a break out group in Vegas to an exclusive club in Croatia within a few hours. Not that uncommon at these pain meetings, tbh. She said, “I want to partner with you, Doctor ****.” She began to do little Eastern European circles with her hips. I realized she had mistaken me for a famous KOL and unfortunately I let the pink panther out of the sleep sack. She was gone in a flash to find someone with a bigger surgery center. The reps they send to the KOL bat cave/yachts are incredibly hot and usually have European accents. They seem to know a lot about pain medicine (not that there’s a lot to know hehe). Recall that yachts operating in international waters kind of have their own rules. In other words, anything goes. It is not uncommon for KOLs to be found in the middle of Ancient Greece themed orgiastic rites. Half man, half goats with giant D’s running around. Nymphs trying to avoid angry gods. KOLS playing the gods. Yeah, this is the real thing. Rumor has it, at this point it time, you need to do about 5 stims per day (or equivalent pain surgery/minimally invasive spine) every day, to get to this level. The kicker—this isn’t even the highest level! I’ve heard rumors about some of the things that go on in the highest levels of KOL meetings, but I’m embarrassed to write about them on this forum. See y’all in Vegas! I can’t wait for the double blind, multi center, highly powered, randomized, placebo controlled, non-industry funded studies coming out this year!
