I dont know if you remember this
@AlteredScale. But when we were on the interview at KCUMB we had just come from the little mini clinic tour and the nice receptionist offered us lollipops. So first off, it was hilarious that all of us looked at her like it was a trap... we were all probably thinking "is it unprofessional to eat a lollipop on a tour?.... but wait if we refuse do we look too uptight?...." I think me and one or two other people grabbed one. So we are just sort of doing our thing, lollipopping away, going through the campus with our tour guide and chatting among ourselves. The lollipop must have made me regress 15 years because I realized I had no idea where we were going and felt like I was wandering campus like a bright eyed 8 year old at a carnival.
I continue to innocently follow, not a care in the world, as the tour guide leads us through a building and down some steps and through a double door and BOOM. Like 40 dead bodies on the tables.... We were awkward and quiet as crap, just sort of staring out over the sea of cadavers... After what felt like a minute or so passed in silence there was an extremely uncomfortable and audible crunch that echoed across the room - someone respectfully decided that it would be best to finish the lollipop. I almost burst out laughing it felt so awkward. I legitimately thought of ways that I could just swallow the lollipop stick whole (like maybe if I just bite it into a couple smaller pieces - these things are just fiber right?).
I am sure people even chew gum or whatever during anatomy, I am certainly not a stiff on that kind of stuff. It was just hilarious how we had no clue where we were going and were so innocent and awkward about these stupid lollipops haha. It will be a funny story to tell prospective med students one day when I am a big scary attending.
Thats about the only story I have. The other ones from MUCOM are just mean so I will keep it at that.