Can you medical students stop being obnoxious to the nurses in this thread? You will hopefully grow out of it in a few years but until then keep your snide comments to yourselves instead of broadcasting to everyone how emotionally stunted you are in your mid to late 20s.
As for the middle of the night call for a CVL, isn't that just classic? I don't understand why someone needs to protect the sleeping people at home who are actually supposed to care for a patient. Instead, especially as an in-house general surgery resident, I would get called to do all sorts of random crap for virtually any patient in the hospital.
Also, the comment about people lying to get you in trouble is so true. I remember in my more foolish intern days, when I was curt with someone over the phone(but never really crossed the line), occasionally my attending would be notified about how I was verbally abusive, ignored 3-5 pages, was yelling... all sorts of fabrications. Some people just have no conscience. It's really a shame. They play their immature games and don't know who they are hurting with these lies. They think we just get a one-time tongue lashing and that's it, but these comments can potentially get us fired or worse.
I've been an RN for quite some time, and it's strange. It's a total anomally for me to have one of these kind of strange conversations with a physician in the middle of the night or otherwise.
OK, if CT has something written that the nurse is to call for a K+ <4.0 (b/c someone is on a lasix gtt or whatever), then that is exactly what the nurse has to do. You may not like it, but it's written. . .and well, things written on the chart are like written in stone unless written elsewhere as something other--note the exception clauses and such.
As far as the CL, well it depends upon why the pt might need one. But say there is nothing in the arms--cannot cannulate any of the veins there. What is the policy for feet? Seriously. I mean in a baby this might a no brainer, but otherwise, it could be a policy issue. I've seen it. Plus a pt or familly member--say mom of older kid is a no go on it. So depending on the policy, etc, where are you going to IV GTT and meds into the pt? And some tele floors and units have a policy that the pts there must have IV access at all times while in the unit or on the tele or step-down floor. Better to have access before certain pts crash than after--especiallly if they are hard sticks or don't have decent veins for cannulation.
So how in the hell are you supposed to explain not being able to get that IVF or meds as ordered into the pt? I mean it sucks, but it has to be dealt with. Way it goes. What if there is no IV team to troubleshoot and no other RN and even the nursing supervisor can't get a line in? Chances are, if they can't get a line in, you probably will not be able to a peripheral in either. So then what if a PICC or Midline is suggested? Chances are, if there is no NP, you will have to give the word and get consent on the PICC line if you are covering. If that is the case, you will have to get up anyway. It may depend on the place's policy. But it still probably have to fall back to you if all else fails. Now, if there is someone else covering the pt and wants surgery for a CL, I have NO problem with having them call you to give you all of the 411. I could give a rat's butt who calls who, so long as the patient gets what he or she needs.
And that is how most of us nurses are. We just want to get what the pt needs and do our job, period. We could care less about being some object of your derision.
So I don't know who is calling whom in the middle of the night; but trust me. Most nurses anywhere hate, actually loathe calling docs in the middle of the night--but if it has to be done, so be it. As long as I know I'm doing the right thing and working in the best interest of the pt, I could care less what the person on the other end thinks of me. It's like the CT surgeons that want the early morning calls from the nurses. Oooo, I'm so intimidated. I stick with the facts, and that's it. If it is someone I have a fun repoire with, then we laugh and move on to the next thing.
We know the calls in the middle of the night suck. And that is why I do everything in my power to discuss things with the fellow or resident before he or she goes down--last call kind of thing. Things are just easier that way, but then there are the frustrating things like losing a line and not being able to get another in.
I mean some of these things are truly a pain in the butt, but this is part of the whole deal.
And I love these horrible idiotic nurse call stories that only tell one side of things.
Maybe some of them are truly idiotic and so they deserved to be poked fun at or vented over. But I am willing to bet in a number of cases, the WHOLE story is not being shared with the group here. Experience should teach us that there is always more than one side of the story, many times two or more sides.
For example, say a kid is on a Lasix Gtt, and his glucose has been considently off the wall. In a couple of hours if this keeps up and it is trending so, we will be looking at a totally wiped out K+ and Mg++.--and I have seen the funky dysrhthmias and Torsades and instability that follows quickly--especially in kids. See the devil is ALWAYS in the details.
So let's be fair and consider that in reality, the whole picture may not always be fully presented in these disrespect the "dumb" nurse stories.
Try to be fair and reasonable.
I have never, in many years of being a RN, called a covering physician or NP for that matter, for anything that was idiotic or that was not at least noted to be called for. If it is written, and I signed off the order and another RN co-signs the orders so nothing is said to be missed--if this is done and there is something noted that must be called for, guess what? If it occurs,
I am obligated to call you--even if you have busted your hump and you are so tired you cannot remember your full name or your gender.
And hell if I want to be the one to call and wake your butt up. But we all have to do our jobs. So I say know the devil in the details all the way around things before you are too quick to comment or disparage others that you are to be
working with in order to help the patients.
Now, when a nurse calls you for an order for sedation for a patient with uncontrollable masterbation, then go on ahead and post away. Trust me, I'm sad to say I know of some cases of this--the details of which are just, well, gross. Nonetheless, its sadly true, true, true.