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Help!!!! I'm SIGN president and need ideas for our fundraiser this year. Last year we sold T-shirts and made over $500. It can be hokey and nerdy - after all we are neurologists (or at least aspire to be), or even semi-serious.
But this year, i'm having a hard time coming up with a design for a T-shirt. ANY IDEAS PLEASE!!
 

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not really related to neuro but still kinda funny

Top Ten Signs Your Doctor Is Drunk
* From The Late Show with David Letterman

10. Sterilizes his instruments with Cuervo
9. Before him is a tray of gauze, swabs, and green olives
8. Giggles every time he asks for suction
7. Climbs in the MRI machine with you
6. As you go under, you hear the words "amputate" and "head"
5. Left a pack of Camels in your chest cavity
4. While listening to the heart monitor says, "Shhh. I love this song"
3. Checks your reflexes by hurling a beer nut at your face
2. Brags that he was Slobodan Milosevic's guy
1. After checking you for a hernia, says, "Now you do me"
 

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pratik7 said:
not really related to neuro but still kinda funny

Top Ten Signs Your Doctor Is Drunk
* From The Late Show with David Letterman

10. Sterilizes his instruments with Cuervo
9. Before him is a tray of gauze, swabs, and green olives
8. Giggles every time he asks for suction
7. Climbs in the MRI machine with you
6. As you go under, you hear the words "amputate" and "head"
5. Left a pack of Camels in your chest cavity
4. While listening to the heart monitor says, "Shhh. I love this song"
3. Checks your reflexes by hurling a beer nut at your face
2. Brags that he was Slobodan Milosevic's guy
1. After checking you for a hernia, says, "Now you do me"
I dont know if joking about being drunk is a smart idea when trying to get donations... It might give the impression that doctors are a bunch of rich drunks.

I would put on the T-shirt things like...

1) Two women talking, one of which is wearing a shirt saying "So I married a neurologist" and she says: "I tried the excuse "Sorry honey, I have a headache tonight" but being a migrane specialist he seems to like that."

2) Picture of two nerves next to each other, one labeled the Pudendal nerve (wears glasses and has eyes and is reading a book labeled Neurology 101), the second looks muscular and is labeled Vagus and is eyeing the Pudendal. The pudendal has a script saying to the Vagus while he is reading "Sorry Bob, it's been a ghost town here ever since he started Neurology residency".

(Yeah yeah don't worry, I wont quit my day job and become a stand up comedian.) :cool:
 
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How about a shirt with two guys in scrubs with their faces painted Insane Clown Posse style, but with the words "Intra Cranial Posse". :laugh:
 

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Greys Anatomy... logo with arrow pointing to gray matter/tract. Caption underneath....All New Season. "charged" Boston herald "you wont believe your senses" NYTimes " Mind blowing" Maxim

This is your brain on Sign, show a pic of a brain/rising bread

Have pics of all the cock eyed eye pictures of INO MLF/tract lesions with captions of what they are and then have the last one with with nystagmus and blood shot eyes.. caption SIGN member at a party

Ok its late, but if its really really late and then you read them they might be funny..
 
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