Welcome the news ped moderator, TexasRose!!!
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Welcome the news ped moderator, TexasRose!!!
'bout time...
I needed a new boss!!
hide the lollypops and stickers!![]()

OldBear,
That was just mean using the ERAS essay as your out. Us 4th years are painstakingly trying to write what makes us amazing, wonderful and talented so that gosh-darn it, people will like us.
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Thanks! 🙂welcome to the team 🙂
yes, i'm still around. the peds forum tends to be a fairly tame, lol. not many interventions required. after i get settled in my "practice" (i'm at a military base in the midwest) i'll try to get some more content in this place.
next up, boards. blech.
--your friendly neighborhood ex-resident new "staff" pediatrician caveman
Never let it be said that I assigned a task without providing some help. Fortunately, I was able to find my essay....
Here it is, you may use parts as needed.🙂
I hate adults
I really don't like them. I don't like talking to them about stupid stuff like stocks or politics. I certainly don't like taking medical histories from them. I can't write it all down and they never shut up. No kid has ever droned on for 20 minutes about their allergies. I can't stand doing physical exams on them - yuck - they have body parts no one should want to touch!. I don't like drawing blood or starting IV's on them. Who can find those rolling veins?
My worst rotation in med school was adult cardiology. OMFG what a horrible experience. It still gives me nightmares. I committed myself to doing only pedi rotations when I could (pedi pysch, pedi neurosurg), etc. When I had to do adult rotations, like adult derm, it was gross.
I like babies the mostest. They're the best. But kids are okay too. Until they become adolescents. I know in my residency I'll have to do adolescents. I'll tolerate it but hate it. I'm willing to pull extra call in the NICU if I can limit my adolescent call!! Think about it residency directors....
I am a perfect future pediatrician. I am immature, like making stupid faces and have a bit of a "gas" problem. I play too many computer games, I prefer it when babies sit next to me instead of adults on a bus/plane/subway. I would much rather talk about anything with a 5 year old than with an adult.
But really, take me cuz,...I hate adults.
This is the funniest PS I`ve ever read!