This pretty much cinches it for me.
If I am going out dressed as Capt America, I will either not carry pot or will not accost women with a burrito.
This will place significant limitations on my socializing but I think it is an appropriate commitment having read this article.
oh wow! that was a pretty good one! captain america with a burrito in his pants! my favorite part was where the police had to ask "all the captain americas to step outside for an identification."
That reminds me of the chump that was caught by Chris Hanson on "To catch a predator". He was emailing some "13 y.o. girl" about how large his "member" was.
So, he shows up at the house. Chris Hanson walks in, and is like "what's that in your pants?" Turns out it was a big dildo!!!!!!! Wow. These dudes never cease to amaze me. Scary.
That reminds me of the chump that was caught by Chris Hanson on "To catch a predator". He was emailing some "13 y.o. girl" about how large his "member" was.
So, he shows up at the house. Chris Hanson walks in, and is like "what's that in your pants?" Turns out it was a big dildo!!!!!!! Wow. These dudes never cease to amaze me. Scary.
That show caused a stir recently when one of the people identified as a predator who happened to be a fairly prominent member of society ended up taking his own life when they came to arrest him. Bizarre stuff.
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