Outed as a non-Christian by a pimp question

[sunshinefl]

That awkward moment when your very Catholic preceptor asks, “What is that biblical disease?” and you say “.....plague?” because you’ve never read the Bible but it sounds vaguely correct. Yikes lol. Just found it simultaneously amusing and annoying. FYI he wanted Leprosy.

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[Alkaidius]

Yikes lol! I once joked with my Christian preceptor that, as a child (<10), my favorite part of mass was the yummy tiny wine soaked piece of bread we were given. He sorta looked at me all serious-like and said “you’re lucky you’re not an alcoholic”. Not terribly flattering review, but my COMAT rocked so it wound up okay

 

[deleted480308]

That awkward moment when your very Catholic preceptor asks, “What is that biblical disease?” and you say “.....plague?” because you’ve never read the Bible but it sounds vaguely correct. Yikes lol. Just found it simultaneously amusing and annoying. FYI he wanted Leprosy.

I’ve read the Bible a lot, there are plague’s in the Bible. You’re fine

 

[Matthew9Thirtyfive]

Uh yeah, there are plagues in the Bible. Plenty of them. I certainly wouldn’t hold it against you.

 

[OnePunchBiopsy]

**Pulls out prescription for three Hail Marys**

 

[Cornfed101]

Wait... did you see a patient with leprosy?

 

[sunshinefl]

Wait... did you see a patient with leprosy?

No, he just randomly thought about it I guess? We weren’t even seeing anything related where it would be on a broad Differential.

 

[kraskadva]

LOL - plagues and leprosy are both in there.
Alternate answers: boils, blindness, lameness (supposedly paraplegia, but interpret as you will) or turning into salt

 

[CyrilFiggis]

The 10 plagues of Egypt were in the Bible. None were illness, unless you count killing of the first born, which is not a great thing to be discussed on Peds rounds.

 

[Cornfed101]

unless you count killing of the first born, which is not a great thing to be discussed on Peds rounds.

I think it's called SIDS

 

[dpmd]

The 10 plagues of Egypt were in the Bible. None were illness, unless you count killing of the first born, which is not a great thing to be discussed on Peds rounds.

I saw a show on some educational channel (back when it was actually educational stuff and not just reality shows and aliens) that went through scientific explanations for the plagues. The first born thing was due to shortage of food and contamination of what there was (and the first born male getting fed more of whatever and therefore being the one to die).

 

[dpmd]

That awkward moment when your very Catholic preceptor asks, “What is that biblical disease?” and you say “.....plague?” because you’ve never read the Bible but it sounds vaguely correct. Yikes lol. Just found it simultaneously amusing and annoying. FYI he wanted Leprosy.

Weren't you converting to Catholicism? Or am I confusing you with someone else?

 

[Fatalis]

That awkward moment when your very Catholic preceptor asks, “What is that biblical disease?” and you say “.....plague?” because you’ve never read the Bible but it sounds vaguely correct. Yikes lol. Just found it simultaneously amusing and annoying. FYI he wanted Leprosy.

you are starting to see that MS3 is not so much what you know but if you are well liked...do not worry about it

 

[sunshinefl]

Weren't you converting to Catholicism? Or am I confusing you with someone else?

No, not me.

 

[allantois]

I think it’s ok, my very Jewish preceptor grilled me on Pope Clement V

 

[Sephirakra]

I think it’s ok, my very Jewish preceptor grilled me on Pope Clement V

Just tell them the first three Clements were the only good ones, like with the Rocky films.

 

[FutureInternist]

Just tell them the first three Clements were the only good ones, like with the Rocky films.

Or Star Wars....still dreading watching RoS given all the reviews, but gotta finish a 30 year journey

 

[Alkaidius]

Or Star Wars....still dreading watching RoS given all the reviews, but gotta finish a 30 year journey

Meh way overblown. Some complaints are warranted but no more than any of the others from Lucas’ films. For example, people like to conveniently forget Sheev came back in the EU

 

[Goro]

The 10 plagues of Egypt were in the Bible. None were illness, unless you count killing of the first born, which is not a great thing to be discussed on Peds rounds.

Boils?