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On call for OB.. Im glad i dusted off the dirt.. (this is 5000)!
hey ectopic!!
EWWWW!!!!
you're on coochie patrol. SO SORRY!!
On call for OB.. Im glad i dusted off the dirt.. (this is 5000)!
u guys are doing great!
Oh and probably TMI, but this time you are sober...no excuses now for 'blurting' it out![]()
hey ectopic!!
EWWWW!!!!
you're on coochie patrol. SO SORRY!!
Ob is cursed. That's all I have to say.
Ob is cursed. That's all I have to say.
oh I know. I tend to let it all out.
not drunk tonight.
but it's never too late.
God help me.. ive put my hands in like 10 cooters already...
So it is true...once you've seen one, you've seen them all.
oh sheeezle.......'cooter' always makes me LAUGH
you're awesome
oh sheeezle.......'cooter' always makes me LAUGH
you're awesome
not true in my personal life (pre marriage) but oh so true now.. of course i had to inspect a 74 y/o female.. not the same..
not true in my personal life (pre marriage) but oh so true now.. of course i had to inspect a 74 y/o female.. not the same..
not true in my personal life (pre marriage) but oh so true now.. of course i had to inspect a 74 y/o female.. not the same..
oh my gawd. just thinking about this stuff is like Super Potent birth control
"There was a little old lady who lived in a shoe.
She had so many kids, her uterus fell out!"
- Andrew "Dice" Clay
Oh, and I was waiting for that to come.
Oh, and I was waiting for that to come.
What's sad is when your parents are happy because they got insurance that covers scripts just so you and your little sis can get your birth control cheap!!
you talk to your rents about that?
I think my parents know I'm a ho but we don't talk about it. besides, my parents have always hated all my BF's 🙁
ummm, and I have to say that I vomit in my mouth a little every time I do a pelvic on a super large woman...and I need a nurse to help hold back the pannus.
NOT kidding....I have seen nurses TAPE the pannus back.
SO foul. so so so foul.
she's riding the cotton pony too.
Is that just "on the rag", or does that mean "tampon"?
The worst is when they think they 'lost their tampon up there.'
Is that just "on the rag", or does that mean "tampon"?
Is anyone else anal about hanging up clothes according to color and type of shirt/pants and if long sleeve or short sleeve?
oh, I must have a long lost twin!!
I am clothing OCD.
segregate everything by type (shirt/pants/skirt/dress) then color
shirts are sub divided into tanks, tee's, tight fitting (sexy mama), long sleeved
do you do this?
I do it with shoes too
Oh yes!!! Shoes are there too! I have a shoe tower (in addition to a rack). But the tower has sandals on the top tier, dress shoes on the 2nd tier, and tennies on the 3rd tier.
my tennies aren't worthy of the rack. they merely live on the floor.
sandals, pumps, dressy shoes, and cute shoes go in the rack.
boots have their own shelf
purses have their own shelf too
Sadly, within the colors I try to sort lightest shade to darkest shade. Very very sad life here.
my tennies aren't worthy of the rack. they merely live on the floor.
sandals, pumps, dressy shoes, and cute shoes go in the rack.
boots have their own shelf
purses have their own shelf too
I thought everyone did this. no?
how else can you see everything and access it to choose a cute outfit??
black latex cat suit and whip have their own special drawer
along with various and sundy "items" which may or may not require double A batteries
Especially if you really want to wear a certain color. Much easier. I like green because my eyes are green, and they just match so well!
I think we lost any males due to all the clothing girl talk.
they must be like overwhelmed by all the estrogen