Path's lead is shrinking..
Started by EctopicFetus
I got my otoscope/opthalmoscope/bp cuff in the mail today.
Anybody wanna play doctor?
I need a little insufflation ...
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I got my otoscope/opthalmoscope/bp cuff in the mail today.
Anybody wanna play doctor?
Wow, you bought a syphgmomanometer.
Remember to take the carotid pressures of your friends, it is more accurate that that brachial stuff.
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It had the same effect with my classes this week...didn't even get lunch break today...had to go from 8-3 (longest time I've had in a classroom in a long time).
Post pad for the night.
Since we were talking about piercings, what are some of the "bad ass" tatoos you people have? Or is some people's case, "super sexy" tatoos?
Class? Who goes to class?
I don't have them yet, but I'm getting three tattoos (and possibly a forth).
The first is an outline of a pentagon with "9-11-01" inside it and "Honor those who died" above it and "Remember those who responded" below it. This is going on my left pec.
The second is an angel holding a baby and a sword and standing in front of the Earth with a scroll bearing the words "Damit Anderen leben koennen" ('So that others might live' in German). This is going on my left upper back.
The third is a weeping angel with the words "Bear through, some day this sorrow will be be to your benefit." That is going on my right upper back.
I certainly don't. I'm skipping lectures to read SDN.
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If I don't go, I feel completely lost and it takes me twice as long to learn it on my own. I am one of the unfortunate ones who benefit greatly from the boring lectures...
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Hey, we're all cool with that. Unless you're one of those that asks questions. As in, more than 1.
And you never know, it might be because your teachers are better at teaching than ours.
We pissed off our administration one day, because a guest lecturer waited around for 10 minutes before leaving because 0 people showed up.
Thats assuming you have pecs... haha just some fantasy football trash talking coming out on this forum.
I'm actually one of those that sits in the back row and observes everyone else. If I ever have questions, I ask the people next to me and don't disturb the entire class. Most of the profs are really good here, so that also helps.
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Thanks. I know I liked it. It sounded like something I would say to a person just to see their reaction. 😛
To add to the random post...we went to a pizza place to get pizza tonight. They forgot to give us something, so we asked if they could deliver us their mistake. Their answer: "By rule, we don't deliver to that neighborhood." Go figure...poor med students live in a bad neighborhood to be close to the school. 🙄
This pizza talk is making me remember the Adam Sandler skit on his CD with the talk of 60 year old guys.
strong UC shift.. me and the attending saw 38 patients in 9 hours.. included were lacs. I&Ds etc
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tomorrrow an evening shift.. bring down the drunk college kids 😀
Good thing I don't live where you live. I haven't been out in >2 weeks. I have to make up for it this weekend. 🙂
another shift on the horizon
sweet sweet fantasy football
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No more OB!! 
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They did one time when I was in Italy. That's when I realized I was in the wrong bar. 😉
No more OB!!
Congrats DrMom. Do I recall you said something about an OB black cloud? Did you ever shake it?
I'm afraid not. It held strong the entire time.
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"So do I need to call you a cab, or are you just going to whistle and have your flying bellhop monkeys come pick you up?"
That was me to my ex-fiancee's mother (my daughter's maternal grandmother) this morning......after she told me that her daughter doesn't need her medication for bipolar disorder
Because apparently "People will start to talk" if she takes medication! (And somehow, this is my fault 
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)
"And people won't talk when she climbs the nearest clock tower with a high powered rifle?"
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Other great retorts I've used or heard in the past:
"Should I just talk slower or do I need to find a translator who knows fluent idiot?"
"That man could make 'Happy Birthday Mom' sound like the prelude to a severe beatdown."
"Don't worry, there's nothing wrong with you that couldn't be cured with some Prozac and some quality therapy with a polo mallet."
"You think you're hung over? You don't know anything about hung over!"
"If you can lay on the floor without holding on, you're not drunk."
Overheard in the ED:
PATIENT'S FAMILY MEMBER: "What's wrong with the world today?"
DOC (under his breath): "It's got people on it."
PATIENT'S FAMILY MEMBER: "What's wrong with the world today?"
DOC (under his breath): "It's got people on it."
Our medical director at an audit and review meeting:
"You know why I hate meetings? Because they never amount to anything. Rome did not build an empire by sitting around having meetings. It accomplished that by killing all who opposed them."
Response from yours truly:
"That is just one more reason why I never cross you."
"You know why I hate meetings? Because they never amount to anything. Rome did not build an empire by sitting around having meetings. It accomplished that by killing all who opposed them."
Response from yours truly:
"That is just one more reason why I never cross you."
"He's not dead....he's just electrocardiographically challenged."
"Well, you know the expression, everyone loves a bastard."
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