Pickup lines to use on hot fellow interviewees?

[kidthor]

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So I was thinking - it'd be extremely useful to have a list of irresistible pickup lines for use on our fellow interviewees. Don't you all agree?
I'll get the ball rolling:


If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA Helicase so that I could unzip your genes.

 

[baylormed]

If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA Helicase so that I could unzip your genes.

That is sooooooooooo cute!!!

What about....

"I wish I could be a coronary artery, so that I could wrap around your heart."

I know, cheesy. I must go puke now.

 

[DrAverageJoe]

keep it simple.

"We're both going to be doctors. Let's F*ck"

 

[kidthor]

It's an idea - but a more subtle approach might be:

I wish I was your problem set, because then I’d be really hard, and you’d be doing me on the desk.

keep it simple.

"We're both going to be doctors. Let's F*ck"

 

[mintendo]

"your interviewer is a close friend of mine"

 

[TPROrgoTutor]

Well that makes me mad. When I opened this I was going to put the DNA helicase one only to read that it is the one you used when opening the thread. Not cool kidthor, not cool at all.

 

[solitude]

It's an idea - but a more subtle approach might be:

I wish I was your problem set, because then I’d be really hard, and you’d be doing me on the desk.

 

[baylormed]

What about....

Are you a B-agonist? Because you just made my heart beat faster.


NOTE: What is wrong with me today? I can only think of cheesy lines. I'm turning into Nicholas Spark here!! 😱

 

[jash0624]

keep it simple.

"We're both going to be doctors. Let's F*ck"

yeah that works. i almost took my pants off.

 

[Jamers]

So I was thinking - it'd be extremely useful to have a list of irresistible pickup lines for use on our fellow interviewees. Don't you all agree?
I'll get the ball rolling:


If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA Helicase so that I could unzip your genes.

The best pick up lines would have to come from the Q-man (family guy):

Lets let only latex stand between our love.

I am an organ donor, need anything?

Nice pants, can I test the zipper?

Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?

That dress would look good on the floor next to my bed.

Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?

Hi, my name is Chance. Do I have one?

I'd look good on you.

 

[heeseop]

The best pick up lines would have to come from the Q-man (family guy):

Lets let only latex stand between our love.

I am an organ donor, need anything?

Nice pants, can I test the zipper?

Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?

That dress would look good on the floor next to my bed.

Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?

Hi, my name is Chance. Do I have one?

I'd look good on you.

haha quagmire is hilarious

 

[braluk]

giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy goo

 

[ONYX4000GT]

That is sooooooooooo cute!!!
What about....
"I wish I could be a coronary artery, so that I could wrap around your heart."

Yea, thats a girl quote.

...."We're both going to be doctors. Let's F*ck"

..And there is the dudes quote.
HAHA Funny..

 

[IckeyShuffle]

Yea, thats a girl quote.



..And there is the dudes quote.
HAHA Funny..

so true
👍 👍

 

[freetheyaz]

do any of these actually work? there have been some really cute premeds at my interviews...maybe I should test them out.

 

[xylem29]

keep it simple.

"We're both going to be doctors. Let's F*ck"

lmao

 

[kidthor]

I suppose that depends on what you mean by "work," but you should try them and report back to us!

do any of these actually work? there have been some really cute premeds at my interviews...maybe I should test them out.

 

[Haemulon]

Was your daddy a meat burglar? Because it looks like someone stole two fine hams and stuffed them down the back of your dress.

 

[Haemulon]

Can I buy you a fish sandwich? (from "the Ladies Man")

 

[freetheyaz]

kidthor

if I get an acceptance by the time of my next interview, I will try a line on an applicant....I'll try to aim my lust at a gunnerette for added amusement.

G-ette: I have been on 6 interviews so far, and hold 8 acceptances. How about you?

Me: We're both going to be doctors. Let's F*ck

 

[etf]

"your interviewer is a close friend of mine"

better still, "i am your interviewer"

 

[freetheyaz]

oh, and my contribution:

Are your pants made of an ammoniacal solution of silver nitrate reduced by an aldehyde over glass? Because I can see the upright, real image created by them, and it is causing increased cGMP production without PDE5 breakdown and continous focal vasodilation.

😕

 

[yobynaes]

kidthor

if I get an acceptance by the time of my next interview, I will try a line on an applicant....I'll try to aim my lust at a gunnerette for added amusement.

G-ette: I have been on 6 interviews so far, and hold 8 acceptances. How about you?

Me: We're both going to be doctors. Let's F*ck

G-ette: We're both going to be doctors; we are already f*cked. let's not do that again.
Me: .....

moral of the story: try a different line


👍
keep it up, guys.

 

[yobynaes]

oh, and my contribution:

Are your pants made of ammoniacal solution of silver nitrate was reduced by an aldehyde over glass? Because I can see the upright, real image created by them, and it is causing increased cGMP production without PDE5 breakdown and continous focal vasodilation.

😕

damn, im so going down for a girl talking like that...

 

[little_late_MD]

My father's on the ad-com.

 

[MirrorTodd]

My father's on the ad-com.

That's dangerous. She might just end up banging your father. 😀

 

[MasterMD]

i don't need pick up lines 😉 haha no but really i was gonna put the helicase one; it's the only one i know 🙁

 

[inside_edition]

i don't need pick up lines 😉 haha no but really i was gonna put the helicase one; it's the only one i know 🙁

lol, i'd get really turned on if a girl used a pick up line on me. i'd also be pissed off b/c she'd be distracting me from the interviews.

 

[Quix]

Way back when I was an undergradaute, a friend of mine and I made up a few for other disciplines:

(Linguistics): Ever have a long... slow... fricative?

(Neurophilosophy): Hey, I've got a ten-inch hypothalamus...




Note: I never said any of them actually were *funny*...

 

[DblHelix]

That's dangerous. She might just end up banging your father. 😀

My mother's on the ADCOM.

or

Our love is like an Sn2 reaction, are you ready for a backside attack?

 

[gotmeds?]

oh, and my contribution:

Are your pants made of ammoniacal solution of silver nitrate was reduced by an aldehyde over glass? Because I can see the upright, real image created by them, and it is causing increased cGMP production without PDE5 breakdown and continous focal vasodilation.

😕

Ochem, physics, and physio all in one pickup line! I like it!

 

[DoctorPardi]

Show up in scrubs and say, "So I am studying to be a doctor, want to go out?" Girls always fall for this, I doubt the interview scenario would change it's effectiveness!

(this is a joke)

 

[Haemulon]

lol, i'd get really turned on if a girl used a pick up line on me. i'd also be pissed off b/c she'd be distracting me from the interviews.

Dude. Hold onto a little dignity. I mean, really. 😉

 

[thadarknyte]

hmm, thinking i should use the first one tomorrow at my int haha

 

[SmoothNC]

If you have to use a "line" to get a girl, you should re-evaluate your approach.....seriously.

 

[TakingBakSunday]

Is your name Gillette?
Cause you're the best a man can get.

I've seen this one work.

 

[inside_edition]

Dude. Hold onto a little dignity. I mean, really. 😉

what do you mean by that?

 

[MonkeyNuts!]

"My that blouse is very becoming on you. But then again, if I were on you, I'd be coming too."

 

[MonkeyNuts!]

"Let's do some math, we'll add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide your legs, and I'll multiply."

"Hi my name is Fred Flintstone and I'd like to make your BedRock."

"Do you have a mirror in your pants cuz I can see myself in them."

 

[eshanim]

oh, and my contribution:

Are your pants made of an ammoniacal solution of silver nitrate reduced by an aldehyde over glass? Because I can see the upright, real image created by them, and it is causing increased cGMP production without PDE5 breakdown and continous focal vasodilation.

😕

haha are you sure you want to advertise your virginity like that? just kidding.

 

[back4more]

Gunnerette: Where all did you interview.
Me: This is my first one.
Gunnerette: Oh, this is my 10th one. I actually already got accepted to a couple places.
Me: oh

1 hr passes

Me: hey, you wanna fu*k b4 interviews start? You could be my TENTH one.

 

[MonkeyNuts!]

If you have to use a "line" to get a girl, you should re-evaluate your approach.....seriously.

MOre like you hunting down the ones that require the least work. Seems more efficient from that perspective. Least you wont get stuck with the high maintenance queens of the damned.

 

[back4more]

Hot fellow Interviewer mindin' her own business.
Walk up and say:

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
so lets do what they do on the discovery channel

 

[MonkeyNuts!]

Hot fellow Interviewer mindin' her own business.
Walk up and say:

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
so lets do what they do on the discovery channel

Dude.

Teach me.

 

[back4more]

Dude.

Teach me.

teach you what?

 

[inside_edition]

Dude.

Teach me.

teach you what?

bloodhound gang from the year 2000. lol. that song was so awesome to us middleschoolers back then. hahah, but the music video is still awesome though.

 

[Depakote]

bloodhound gang from the year 2000. lol. that song was so awesome to us middleschoolers back then. hahah, but the music video is still awesome though.

middle school? wtf?

 

[inside_edition]

middle school? wtf?

i was in middle school when that song came out.

 

[hopster]

middle school? wtf?

my thoughts exactly

 

[inside_edition]

my thoughts exactly

lol, you nontrads. what i meant was the song came out when i was in middle school.