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Please Help Me!
Started by PharmDster
Caverject said:im the guy in the blue shirt
Nah, you remind me more of one of the South Park kids.
you're right...All4MyDaughter said:
Two Tablespoons of cinnamon, and 2 or 3 eggwhites
Half a stick of butter, meeeelted..
Stick it all in a bowl baby, Stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a Cup of Flour, you'll be in heaven soon
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls,
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they're packed full of vitamins, and good for you,
So suck on My balls!
Quarter cup of unsweeted chocolate, and half cup of brandy
Then throw in a bag or two of sugar, and just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookiesheet, cos i hate when my balls stick
Then Preheat the oven to 350°, and give that spoon a lick
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth...
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they're packed full of goodness, high in Fibre
Suck on My balls!
[sniff sniff] Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell?
Smells like something burning
Well, that don't confront me none
As long as I get my rent paid on the Friday.
Baby you'd better get back in the Kitchen..
Cos i've gotta Sneaking Suspicion..
Oh man baby, baby! You just burnt my balls!
Someone help me, my balls are on fire!
Get some ice baby! My balls are Burning!
Get some water, pour some water on me!
My Balls are burning!
Help me, Blow on em, Blow on em, do something!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
Put em out baby, Blow em!
Suck on my balls, baby! Suck on my balls Baby!
Suck on my red hot, salty, chocolate balls
Put em out baby, hoo, hoo
Suck on my balls...
Caverject, you need to clean up your act. 
Mr. Mackey wants to sing YOU a little song, mmmkay?
There are times when you get suckered in
By drugs and alcohol and sex with women, Mmmkay?
But it's when you do these things too much
That you've become an addict, and must get back in touch...
You can do it, it's all up to you Mmmkay?!
With a little plan you can change your life today!
You don't have to spend your life addicted to smack,
Homeless on the streets giving ****jobs for crack.
Follow my plan and very soon you will say
'It's easy, Mmmkay'!
Step one instead of '***' say 'buns',
Like 'kiss my buns' or 'you're a buns hole'.
Step two instead of '****' say 'poo',
As in 'bull poo' 'poo head' and 'this poo is cold'.
Step three with '*****' drop the 't',
'Cause 'bich' is Latin for 'generosity'.
Step four don't say '****' anymore,
'Cause '**** is the worst word that you can say,
So just use the word 'Mmmkay'!
We can do it! It's all up to us, Mmmkay!
With a little plan we can change our lives today!
We don't have to spend our lives shooting up in the trash,
Homeless on the streets giving ****jobs for cash.
Follow this plan, and very soon you will say
'It's easy, Mmmkay'!
It's easy, MMMKAY!
Mr. Mackey wants to sing YOU a little song, mmmkay?
There are times when you get suckered in
By drugs and alcohol and sex with women, Mmmkay?
But it's when you do these things too much
That you've become an addict, and must get back in touch...
You can do it, it's all up to you Mmmkay?!
With a little plan you can change your life today!
You don't have to spend your life addicted to smack,
Homeless on the streets giving ****jobs for crack.
Follow my plan and very soon you will say
'It's easy, Mmmkay'!
Step one instead of '***' say 'buns',
Like 'kiss my buns' or 'you're a buns hole'.
Step two instead of '****' say 'poo',
As in 'bull poo' 'poo head' and 'this poo is cold'.
Step three with '*****' drop the 't',
'Cause 'bich' is Latin for 'generosity'.
Step four don't say '****' anymore,
'Cause '**** is the worst word that you can say,
So just use the word 'Mmmkay'!
We can do it! It's all up to us, Mmmkay!
With a little plan we can change our lives today!
We don't have to spend our lives shooting up in the trash,
Homeless on the streets giving ****jobs for cash.
Follow this plan, and very soon you will say
'It's easy, Mmmkay'!
It's easy, MMMKAY!
Caverject said:im the guy in the blue shirt
if that were true it could only be an improvement.
I don't ever remember alvin and the chipmunks losing sight of their manners.
course i never watched that show much. maybe they were bad.
Simon is the guy in the blue shirt, loser. Go suck on some chocolate balls!bbmuffin said:
Says the guy with the Pink Panther humping the John DeerZpackSux said:a band of bandit chipmunks stole my muffin out of my golf cart in Bend Oregon.
At that moment, I knew it was to be a war.
Kill em all!!
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I like the law commercial where the person reading the list of symptoms totally butches "ketoacidosis" they say keto-acid-o-WEE-sis. 👎aubieRx said:
ZpackSux said:a band of bandit chipmunks stole my muffin out of my golf cart in Bend Oregon.
At that moment, I knew it was to be a war.
Kill em all!!
isnt getting something stolen from you by a band of rogue chipmunks one of those rare things that only happens to less than one percent of the population...like getting struck by lightning?
You can ride it ALL NIGHT LONG!ZpackSux said:
ZpackSux said:
oh yeah?
well i heard the chipmunks got off scot free and not only did they steal your muffin they stole your golf clubs too. One by one. And now they are living in mexico with the money they got from selling them.
I just drew this picture of what took place based on eyewittness accounts:
aubieRx said:oh yeah?
well i heard the chipmunks got off scot free and not only did they steal your muffin they stole your golf clubs too. One by one. And now they are living in mexico with the money they got from selling them.
I just drew this picture of what took place based on eyewittness accounts:
The exaggeration by the chipmunks is fairly evident in the picture. The chipmunks were much smaller and my muffin was much larger. The chipmunk hanging on my golf club was actually on the golfclub face begging for life as I was swinging them..
lol im tempted to draw a picture of a chipmunk getting swung around on yoru golf club.
You are just lucky i didnt go with my original plan and draw them biting your golf shoes with a speech bubble that said "bite bite bite bite bite bite!"
You are just lucky i didnt go with my original plan and draw them biting your golf shoes with a speech bubble that said "bite bite bite bite bite bite!"
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I found the bandit leader and took a pictureZpackSux said:This one...seemed like the bandit leader.. he got away before I could whack him with my 3 iron..
