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For the last part I dont know LMAO. It was moreso "do we think a wolf tries to bait AM for a start"
I remember someone not named mayo loving to fight with AM (its a futurama pfp dont remember the name now LOL) , so for them it wouldnt apply, but was wondering if Mayo is just based and something normal for them
As the architype of serious players, I can't help but question this take. While on one hand, a casual adherence to an underlying freewheeling, even epicurean extremes these games, I don't want to see them descend to the hedonistic depths I've seen in the past.
Let me share a story. I had a friend in elementary school, Billy John. I never understood why he had two first names, but he did.
Anyway, we used to be really serious about our games of connect-four. One spring recess, we decided to put a wager on it. SEVEN DOLLARS!
That was all the money I had at the time. You have to realize, I was a child. That was serious money.
Billy John won.
I was devestated.
"Double or nothing!" I said, knowing that I could never make good on the debt if I lost.
Billy John agreed. I lost again.
"Double or nothing" I said. Billy John agreed again and once again I was in the hole more money than I could ever possibly hope to pay back. My parents gave me an allowance of a dollar a week. That was fair at the time, but it would take half a year to earn back what I had lost.
"Double or nothing"
I shocked myself as the words left my mouth.
This time however, fate was on my side. I WON!!!
Confidently, I was back to zero. Billy John was devastated. A fortune having been ripped from his grasp, I could tell he was mad. Honestly, I was mad.
"Loser has to leave, forever" These were the terms that Billy John laid down for the final game. Despite myself, I accepted.
I'd never played for the like before, or since.
It was an epic game. We filled the entire board. With the last piece, the very last piece, my red checker slid into place for a diagonal win. "Connect Four!"
I had won.
To my eternal regret, Billy John was a man of his word.
I don't know what he said to his parents to convince them, but the next week they moved out of town. Not just out of town. Not just out of state, but all the way to Iowa.
It's been 20 years and I haven't seen him since.
I've never seen a greater representation of sportsmanship, and honestly, I'd be offended if I see anything less during this game.
Having not even actually read Mayo's post, THIS is Mayo's based 😂