I did mine this way:
Name, address, all that
Education
Pimpin' Post-Bac
Not so hot undergrad
Health Care Experience
Mother Teresa Free Clinic
Cracked-out Ravers Medical Booth
Professional Experience
Pencil Pusher, Corporate Hell
Latte Slinger, Ye Olde Coffee Shop
Publications
"Burn One Down," Flaming Liberal Rag, April 20, 2000.
Other Skills
Fluent Ubangi
Proficient Hacker
Advanced Adobe Photoshop