Pre-Med Limericks

[DR. EUGENIC]

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It starts with an innocent lurk
Then grows to a compulsive quirk.
You think you are free
But soon you will be
A slave to the SD Network.

not all of us are slaves, im master
cant stay up with me, i run faster
im sdn's best favorite guy
you are sorry, dont try
just quit and become a dumb pastor 😴

 

[DoctorPardi]

not all of us are slaves, im master
cant stay up with me, i run faster
im sdn's best favorite guy
you are sorry, dont try
just quit and become a dumb pastor 😴

There once was an epidemic
His name's Doctor Eugenic
transmitted not by cough
nor by skin rubbing off
rather his plague is a limerick

 

[Dr Durden]

Doctor E why must you go and hate
When to you, we've been so kind of late.
Some might call me a dope,
But I still hold out hope
Your hostilities soon will abate.

😴 😉

 

[peezyweezy]

Writing these limericks are fun
but if my boss catches me I'll be done
so I'll go back to hell
and start running a gel
for this lab work I'm just not the one!

 

[geno2568]

I began with a low GPA
Now I try really hard every day
But despite what I do
Still my A's are too few
I won't go to the school by the Bay
🙁

 

[DoctorPardi]

This bump I must make to save this thread
Could not allow it to end up dead
It is special to me
It has poems for free
So you see why I bumped it ahead!

 

[rachmoninov3]

It's three oclock at night,
There are secondaries to write,
I will finish them,
another 250 word poetic gem,
and go to sleep when the sun shines bright!

 

[Dr Durden]

The tale that you're about to be told
Tells of those who haunted threads of old
All day they would annoy,
And sanity destroy.
I'm speaking of trolls, ever so bold.

 

[Dr Durden]

Doc Eugenic had multiple spawn,
And each of them was quite prone to yawn.
He'd sign off with a snore
But he never would bore.
In his psych study, all were a pawn.

 

[Dr Durden]

On MCAT's board this next would arrive;
Stress out those prepping was his sole drive.
His high IQ he'd flaunt
All of us he would taunt:
Premedmachine scored a forty-five!

 

[Pemberley]

With each application he sends
the pre-med displays certain trends:
a supplicant's piety;
imperfect sobriety;
you don't want to know how it ends!

 

[QofQuimica]

With each application he sends
the pre-med displays certain trends:
a supplicant's piety;
imperfect sobriety;
you don't want to know how it ends!

👍

I remember the days of applying;
The waiting and paying were trying.
But nothing is harder
Than having to start-er
In med school with saneness untying!

 

[Pemberley]

👍

I remember the days of applying;
The waiting and paying were trying.
But nothing is harder
Than having to start-er
In med school with saneness untying!

I feel QofQuimica's pain.
For classwork it's best to be sane.
But would she trade her spot
For the one that we've got?
If she would, then let's hear her explain!

😉

 

[Haemulon]

There once was a toad in a commode
It jumped in from the door to the road
It tried hard to get out
and then let out a shout
as a guy sat to drop his butt load

😀


Ok, a little gross, but why not. I'm bored. 😛

 

[QofQuimica]

For those who think haikus are easy,
You'll see limericks are no breeze-y.
You can join in the fun,
See the rules on page one
We all need the laughs, so get bee-sy. 😉