Premed Pickup Lines

[vhawk]

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Here's the best one - just walk into a bar and say, "Hey, ladies! I'm pre-med!"

:: punches pre-med dork :: ::girls swoon over me::

 

[JuicyDay]

In a med school biochem class:

Student A: I don't understand this protein folding stuff! 😕

Student B (a needy little man): Oh here, i'll show you how beta-pleated sheets work. See, it can be done either parallel or antiparallel... [tries to get in parallel "conformation"]

Student A gets mad and slaps Student B. 😡

Student B tries to get in antiparallel "conformation"

Student B does not get slapped. Apparently Student A is happy with antiparallel conformation 😍

 

[skoaner]

This one always works for me:
Does this rag smell like chloroform?

 

[Biscuit799]

Not pre-med, exactly, but something a nerdy pre-med might say. Or a nerd in general! 😉

"I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause
you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to."

Thanks Napoleon

 

[Dragonfly411]

Hahahahahahhaha How would you EVER pull that off? You are hitting on your patients?


I got another one:
"I can write you a perspcription for happiness Its called (your name)."
Then write your name and number on a peice of paper and give it to her!

Aw, I think this one is actually cute. Someone should try this one. Let us know how it works! Hee hee. 🙂

 

[swifteagle43]

Aw, I think this one is actually cute. Someone should try this one. Let us know how it works! Hee hee. 🙂

thats an ORIGINAL btw

 

[UCLAstudent]

Thanks Napoleon

You're quite welcome. 😉

 

[Benign_foodtube]

Ya know, if I uh, swapped your eustachian tubes with your fallopian tubes you would always hear me coming...

 

[abraxas20]

Ya know, if I uh, swapped your eustachian tubes with your fallopian tubes you would always hear me coming...

Except when you are nervous and say.....

Ya know, if I uh, swapped your eustachian tubes with your fallopian tubes then you would ovulate through your ears....**pretty girl looks confused**

Um...what I meant to say is....

 

[DieselPetrolGrl]

Girls response: "Going into plastic surgery will be the only way you'll ever get your hands on anything this hot!" *tosses hair and turns around* 😡

alex ..is a transie!

oh god this is why you stood me up during the interview
and hink was my only friend

 

[Arsenic]

alex ..is a transie!

oh god this is why you stood me up during the interview
and hink was my only friend

awww.... how blessed am I to have you come to UMiami next year as an MS1.... 🙄 I really regret not having stopped by the admissions office on the day of your interview to see you.... I would have MADE SURE Hinkley knew how mean spirited you are.

 

[Siggy]

This just came to me as I was reading for O-Chem. (UCI is on the quarter system, so we are just getting to substitution reactions).

Hey baby, want to make like a Sn2 reaction and let me do the back-side attack?

 

[gildas]

Hey baby you look sad, would you like to get a Polymeration Chain Reaction going?

 

[dizzydog]

Thanks Napoleon

That movie was painful to watch...but I laugh my arse off when he started dancing.

 

[vhawk]

This one always works for me:
Does this rag smell like chloroform?

Classic. 👍 👍

 

[abraxas20]

Hey baby you look sad, would you like to get a Polymeration Chain Reaction going?

um...Polymerase

 

[vhawk]

um...Polymerase

Nerd alert, nerd alert!

 

[locoindio]

Not pre-md but funny...

1.) Your eyes, they sparkle like brand new trash cans

2.) You smell like a new puppy...

 

[CH3CH2OH]

Cell Biology Pick Up Lines

"There must be a rational way to meet a date! I'm tired of hanging out in
those molecular diversity bars, hoping to randomly bump into the right peptide. I want a molecule that will fit right into my active site and really turn me on.
I'll send you my crystal structure if you send me yours!"

"Mature cell seeks same who still enjoys cycling and won't go apoptotic on me. Let's fight senescence together!"

"I'm a prolific progenitor with great potential for growth and self-renewal. Call me if you're a potent hematopoietic factor who still believes in endless nights of colony stimulation."

"I don't always express myself on the surface, but I'm looking for a signal that you appreciate my complexity. Send me the right message that will penetrate my membranes, turn on my protein expression and release my potential energy."

"Some dates have called me a promoter. Others have referred to me as a real operator. Personally, I think I'm just a cute piece of DNA who is still looking for that special transcription factor to help me unwind."

"I've been single-stranded too long! Lonely ATGCATG would like to pair up with congenial TACGTAC."

"Highly sensitive, orally active small molecule seeks stable well-structured receptor who knows size isn't everything."

"Gene therapy graduate. After years of producing nothing but gibberish, I've shed my exons and am ready to express my introns. All I need is a cute vector to introduce me to the right host." *

"My RNA, I'm sorry I misread your UAAUAAUAA and inserted three tyrosines when you repeatedly asked me to stop. Something got lost in the translation.
Please forgive me."

"Naked DNA with sticky ends seeks kanamycin-resistant plasmid. EcoR1 sites preferred."

"Uninhibited virus seeks reason to make me shed my coat protein."

"This very selective oliogonucleotide has been probing for just the right target for long term hybridization."

"Ménage a trios! Ligand seeks two receptors into binding and mutual phosphorylation. Let's get together and transduce some signals."
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*this must be backwards

 

[nairay]

Cell Biology Pick Up Lines

"There must be a rational way to meet a date! I'm tired of hanging out in
those molecular diversity bars, hoping to randomly bump into the right peptide. I want a molecule that will fit right into my active site and really turn me on.
I'll send you my crystal structure if you send me yours!"

"Mature cell seeks same who still enjoys cycling and won't go apoptotic on me. Let's fight senescence together!"

"I'm a prolific progenitor with great potential for growth and self-renewal. Call me if you're a potent hematopoietic factor who still believes in endless nights of colony stimulation."

"I don't always express myself on the surface, but I'm looking for a signal that you appreciate my complexity. Send me the right message that will penetrate my membranes, turn on my protein expression and release my potential energy."

"Some dates have called me a promoter. Others have referred to me as a real operator. Personally, I think I'm just a cute piece of DNA who is still looking for that special transcription factor to help me unwind."

"I've been single-stranded too long! Lonely ATGCATG would like to pair up with congenial TACGTAC."

"Highly sensitive, orally active small molecule seeks stable well-structured receptor who knows size isn't everything."

"Gene therapy graduate. After years of producing nothing but gibberish, I've shed my exons and am ready to express my introns. All I need is a cute vector to introduce me to the right host." *

"My RNA, I'm sorry I misread your UAAUAAUAA and inserted three tyrosines when you repeatedly asked me to stop. Something got lost in the translation.
Please forgive me."

"Naked DNA with sticky ends seeks kanamycin-resistant plasmid. EcoR1 sites preferred."

"Uninhibited virus seeks reason to make me shed my coat protein."

"This very selective oliogonucleotide has been probing for just the right target for long term hybridization."

"Ménage a trios! Ligand seeks two receptors into binding and mutual phosphorylation. Let's get together and transduce some signals."
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*this must be backwards

LOL!!!
👍

 

[swifteagle43]

bump

 

[tigress]

so this sounds mean but I swear it was meant well...
in college our physics lab prof, and also some of the chem lab sections, was this really really nice guy who happened to be really gay...so when in orgo we learned about the "backside attack" I was like, what's Dr. XXX's favorite reaction? the backside attack! and I thought that was hilarious

 

[parasiteatwork]

swifteagle43-------- your avtaar is really really cool......

 

[masterMood]

"I wish I had more hands so I could give those titties four thumbs down!" ~ Rick James

 

[swifteagle43]

"Hey aren't you going out with that cute doctor?

No?

Would you like to?"

 

[superdevil]

Ya know, if I uh, swapped your eustachian tubes with your fallopian tubes you would always hear me coming...

Originally Posted by skoaner
This one always works for me:
Does this rag smell like chloroform?

👍 👍

 

[swifteagle43]

Me:"Hurry up and get the O2 mask!"
Female Doctor:"Why?"
Me:"Becuase you keep taking my breathe away"

 

[Biobabe09]

actually, that's an Sn2 (bimolecular nucleophilic substitution).

Yes, I spent several years as an organic chemist.

You guys are coming up with some pretty cute lines, but if you're going to try to pick up a premed girl-yeah, I would laugh and think it was geekily cute if you flirted with me in genetics or anatomy or even biochemistry, but please, please don't bring back haunting memories of organic chemistry when you're trying to pick up a girl 😉

 

[LuvlyMom]

maybe on a peds rotation:


My love for you is just like that last kid's explosive diarrhea....I just can't hold it in any longer.

boo!

All your lines are pretty funny, but this one actually made me chuckle out loud. Sucker for potty humor I suppose. 😉

 

[CanuckRazorback]

"Hey, you don't sweat much for a fat broad."

 

[CanuckRazorback]

From an orthopaedic surgeon wannabe to a girl with a knee brace:
"What's a lousy joint like that doing in a nice girl like you?"

 

[swifteagle43]

From an orthopaedic surgeon wannabe to a girl with a knee brace:
"What's a lousy joint like that doing in a nice girl like you?"

HAHAHA! Nice!

 

[g3pro]

This is not medical, but dental:

Open up so I can put my tool in your mouth and fill your cavity.

 

[mercaptovizadeh]

I'm studying orgasmic chemistry.

 

[spyyder]

"Seriously, baby, I can prescribe anything I want!" Dr. Nick Riviera (Simpsons)

 

[GaryM]

"Clinical studies have shown that sex kills. Wanna die happy?"

"I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!"

 

[GaryM]

"Have you heard the latest health report? You should increase your intake of vitamin ME"

 

[swifteagle43]

"Have you heard the latest health report? You should increase your intake of vitamin ME"

I think that is an AIM icon. My girlfriend has it.

 

[tank you]

in embryology class:
is it just me or do our external genitalia develop quite similarly? how about we compare and take notes? 😉

 

[Medinsane]

Are you electric? Because I feel like I'm your proton to your electrophile." *snort*

 

[Auron]

bump...funny stuff.

 

[sindee1984]

I like the fact that you booed yourself! LOL that is awful joke man! Thats like being a psychiatrist and saying "I know why you are here. You are crazy about me right?"

just awful


but funny

LOLOLOL!!!! I haven't laughed so hard for a long time

 

[BoxtaDoc]

Girl....If I could be any enzyme I would be DNA helicase...so I could unzip your genes.

 

[trudat]

Girl....If I could be any enzyme I would be DNA helicase...so I could unzip your genes.

that is heeellllllllllllaaaaaaa old. tried it. didnt work either.

 

[Raihan Mirza]

I wish I was helicase so I can unzip your genes!

 

[InfiniVet]

Chemists do it on the table baby...periodically, anyways.

 

[InfiniVet]

Wanna come over and help me practice inserting *clears throat* my catheter?

 

[Heimerfink]

"I always heard that milk does a body good, but DAMN girl."

"What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply."

 

[Chulito]

This one always works for me:
Does this rag smell like chloroform?

 

[Azianmunk]

heres another biochem one:

"Baby you're soo hot that you denature my proteins!"