Premed Pickup Lines

[SpartyFan]

I was just thinking of making a thread like this.

Hey, baby, you want to do some genetic recombination?

Wanna see the new tongue depressor they came out with?

Here's the best one - just walk into a bar and say, "Hey, ladies! I'm pre-med!"

I tried a similar version to that,
Me: "Hey I just got into medical school"
Girl: "Call me in ten years when you have money"

 

[GreenShirt]

Wanna study?😉

 

[pennybridge]

If I could be an enzyme I'd be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes.

 

[Chulito]

If I could be an enzyme I'd be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes.

You're such a smartass. 😉

 

[HreComesTheSun]

If I could be an enzyme I'd be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes.

science talk...that's hot

 

[lsumedgirl]

I once had a guy (MS4 at the time) do the Babinski on one of my feet. He followed that with, "I know another way to make your toes curl."

 

[ericana_83]

All your lines are pretty funny, but this one actually made me chuckle out loud. Sucker for potty humor I suppose. 😉

ditto

 

[Auron]

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[InfiniVet]

I put the oral in doctoral