premeds are like salmon

[it.]

premeds are like salmon. can u guess why?

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[Nutmeg]

They struggle for all of their lives, and only get to spawn after a lifetime of fighting, and shortly before dying?

 

[tigress]

uhh...we spawn? lol j/k

 

[tigress]

They struggle for all of their lives, and only get to spawn after a lifetime of fighting, and shortly before dying?

good answer

(although I plan on spawning relatively soon so only the struggle part applies to me)

 

[Nutmeg]

They stink if you leave them in a refrigerator for a month?

 

[tank you]

tell us already! you know the only reason im still up is cuz im dying to know your reason, haha.

 

[it.]

They struggle for all of their lives, and only get to spawn after a lifetime of fighting, and shortly before dying?

well...yea..that's..that's pretty much it...umm..yea...that was...quick...there goes my thread...

 

[Law2Doc]

premeds are like salmon. can u guess why?

Because they are not very scaly and they filet real well????

 

[it.]

They stink if you leave them in a refrigerator for a month?

i'll have to try it...but i think you're on to something there

 

[DoctaJay]

Because we swim upstream for so long only to have bears (adcoms) yank out out the water .

 

[W222]

Premeds are actually like Salmon because alot of premeds enter but only a small number get past the bears and hydroelectric dams to finally make it to the end of the river and spawn. A very small number.

 

[indo]

Because the ones grown in hatcheries have to be fed a special type of dye in order to match the color of wild ones?

Or, because they're not as expensive as Halibut?

 

[lightnk102]

because we're full of omega-3 fatty acids.

 

[AnotherDork]

Clearly it's because they're rich in omega-3 fatty acids.

 

[AnotherDork]

because we're full of omega-3 fatty acids.

Darn it! I can't believe you got that in before I did!

 

[UCLAstudent]

Because they taste good over salad.

 

[Medikit]

What's gross is that the fish start deteriorating while they are swimming. They look so disgusting up close.

 

[dtreese]

Their skins are used in sushi

 

[indo]

trolling for salmon will catch you one at a time but trolling for pre-meds catches you about 20 replies and 300 views.

 

[wendywellesley]

because they are mighty tasty!

 

[blankguy]

They spend all their time studying and not even taking showers so they stink.

 

[lightnk102]

Darn it! I can't believe you got that in before I did!

i wish there was a smiley for "nya nya!"...

 

[BlinkyCat]

Because they smell funny

Tell us!!!

 

[it.]

i wish there was a smiley for "nya nya!"...

*folds arms and blinks eyes* it is done

 

[SanDiegoSOD]

Ya, baby...

 

[Zephyrus]

because, for the remainder of our lives, we are almost always overpriced?

 

[ellia08]

they're pink on the inside

 

[LadyJubilee8_18]

because they are mighty tasty!

because if you eat a pre-med the day before a photo shoot, your skin will be glowing and radiant the next day?

 

[Wiggy73]

because they get smoked on boards?

 

[BaylorGuy]

they're pink on the inside

Am i a bad person if i laugh at this??

 

[MabdulD]

I'm highly allergic to salmon, so that explains a lot...

 

[tank you]

cuz they wont resist a fight until u grill them?

 

[it.]

Am i a bad person if i laugh at this??

yes. yes you are.

 

[shahalam]

They taste good. We taste good.

 

[callendm]

Because those who make it procriate with others to make a master race of superior salmon?

 

[banana k]

i read this in Bill Bryson's book about australia "In a sunburned country" and as SOON as i saw the thread title i thought of it...

yeah so he drew this cartoon, depicting two salmon on their long hard slog upstream, and they're resting in a pool between waterfall jumps. and then one turns to the other and says, "why don't we just stay here and masturbate?"

compare that one to pre-meds however you want!

 

[it.]

i read this in Bill Bryson's book about australia "In a sunburned country" and as SOON as i saw the thread title i thought of it...

yeah so he drew this cartoon, depicting two salmon on their long hard slog upstream, and they're resting in a pool between waterfall jumps. and then one turns to the other and says, "why don't we just stay here and masturbate?"

compare that one to pre-meds however you want!

yeah, that sounds like m.......i mean.........yeah, that sounds like me alright....doh!

 

[Loco Loki]

because they get smoked on boards?

 

[tank you]

i read this in Bill Bryson's book about australia "In a sunburned country" and as SOON as i saw the thread title i thought of it...

yeah so he drew this cartoon, depicting two salmon on their long hard slog upstream, and they're resting in a pool between waterfall jumps. and then one turns to the other and says, "why don't we just stay here and masturbate?"

compare that one to pre-meds however you want!

wow, thats deep.

 

[Fed Meat]

They both taste good on waffles?

 

[indo]

i read this in Bill Bryson's book about australia "In a sunburned country" and as SOON as i saw the thread title i thought of it...

yeah so he drew this cartoon, depicting two salmon on their long hard slog upstream, and they're resting in a pool between waterfall jumps. and then one turns to the other and says, "why don't we just stay here and masturbate?"

compare that one to pre-meds however you want!

That is analogous to when a pre-med says, "I'll just go to dental school."