Random non-MCAT and only peripherally related to the MCAT thread - Part 3

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3rd time is a charm! 🙂 Welcome to the best thread on SDN: The Random Non-MCAT thread--PART 3!

This is a place to chill and talk about anything besides the MCAT. 😎



And remember......

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MollyMalone said:
First, you gotta fake a suicide attempt to get out of the Army (but of course you shouldn't tell your wife that you were faking). After that you have to really flex your compulsive lying muscles in whatever way trips your trigger (concealing that you have a child from a previous relationship is a great start). After that, you need to quit every job your wife manages to get you because they are "beneath you." To really top things off, though, to get your guano certification you should have an affair with your wife's best friend. That will firmly cement your bat-**** crazy status.

Glad I could provide these valuable diagnostic criteria for all our future physicians. 🙂
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😱 Yeah, that diagnosis sounds about right. Wow. 🙁
 
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Dr P if you truly aspired to be a post-*****, your previous grand post on this thread could have been at least five. Why do in one what you could have done in ten? Just ask supernova on here. :meanie:

That being said though, I fully admit I took the shameless route to 500 as my daily average proves. You certainly are the more honorable man, despite your evil avatar seemingly suggesting otherwise. I've had my share of milestone posts (despite mushy's attempts to the contrary in the countdown), so you are more than welcome to the big 10k, though I can't promise that the others will be as gracious in letting you have it.

Best of luck though in reaching that shameful/glorious 500th post. I'm sure we'll see plenty of each other in pre-allo in the weeks to come.
 
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MollyMalone said:
First, you gotta fake a suicide attempt to get out of the Army (but of course you shouldn't tell your wife that you were faking). After that you have to really flex your compulsive lying muscles in whatever way trips your trigger (concealing that you have a child from a previous relationship is a great start). After that, you need to quit every job your wife manages to get you because they are "beneath you." To really top things off, though, to get your guano certification you should have an affair with your wife's best friend. That will firmly cement your bat-**** crazy status.

Glad I could provide these valuable diagnostic criteria for all our future physicians. 🙂
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Whoa! Did you take his manhood with you?
 
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MollyMalone said:
First, you gotta fake a suicide attempt to get out of the Army (but of course you shouldn't tell your wife that you were faking). After that you have to really flex your compulsive lying muscles in whatever way trips your trigger (concealing that you have a child from a previous relationship is a great start). After that, you need to quit every job your wife manages to get you because they are "beneath you." To really top things off, though, to get your guano certification you should have an affair with your wife's best friend. That will firmly cement your bat-**** crazy status.

Glad I could provide these valuable diagnostic criteria for all our future physicians. 🙂
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is bat-**** crazy a WI term? my friend in Green Bay uses it all the time and I've adopted it

(of course, she's the same friend who also coined "bitch, PLEASE")
 
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jlw9698 said:
is bat-**** crazy a WI term? my friend in Green Bay uses it all the time and I've adopted it

(of course, she's the same friend who also coined "bitch, PLEASE")
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I don't know, is it? I've heard it and used it all my life, it seems.

ETA: urbandictionary.com has a few related entries for it from all over the place, so I'm thinking it's probably not limited to WI.
 
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MollyMalone said:
I don't know, is it? I've heard it and used it all my life, it seems.

ETA: urbandictionary.com has a few related entries for it from all over the place, so I'm thinking it's probably not limited to WI.
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Interesting.

One of her good friends up there is originally from Milwaukee. Perhaps she picked it up from her. I'll have to ask.
 
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AWhitehair said:
So what do you guys think of "anime"? They get so mad when you call it a cartoon.
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IMO anything drawn is a cartoon!

We had a brown-out in our subdivision last night from 10pm - 4am. Our house was starting to get REALLY hot!

I didn't sleep much last night and now I have a calc test today at 9! 😱

I haven't read through the posts yet, but just wanted to let the peeps know my hubby and I had FUN with jlw at breakfast! We were zombies on the ride home though cause we had big hangovers from the wedding.
 
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jlw9698 said:
Megboo and I had breakfast this morning. Her husband was trying to figure out how we met, but she was in the bathroom so I was trying to explain it.

It was kind of funny watching the little lightbulb go on over his head. 🙂
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Yeah, he told me that when we were walking back to the car. He's like "you guys act like you've known each other for years! I wondered why she wasn't at our wedding!" - I had to tell him we only really met in March 😉.

He's funny sometimes!
 
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MollyMalone said:
First, you gotta fake a suicide attempt to get out of the Army (but of course you shouldn't tell your wife that you were faking). After that you have to really flex your compulsive lying muscles in whatever way trips your trigger (concealing that you have a child from a previous relationship is a great start). After that, you need to quit every job your wife manages to get you because they are "beneath you." To really top things off, though, to get your guano certification you should have an affair with your wife's best friend. That will firmly cement your bat-**** crazy status.

Glad I could provide these valuable diagnostic criteria for all our future physicians. 🙂
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So did this really happen or are you just being funny??? Because if it is the latter, then I'll just have to say that's hillarious and we have a psychiatrist in the making.

If its the former, then I mean no offense by laughing at this post.

:laugh: :laugh:
 
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I probably won't be here for the new thread. I haven't read the last 20 pages probably. blast. Off to pack and clean. Leaving bright and early (well actually dark and early) tomorrow morning.

jlw - we'll be waving about the time you get to work 😉
 
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mshheaddoc said:
I probably won't be here for the new thread. I haven't read the last 20 pages probably. blast. Off to pack and clean. Leaving bright and early (well actually dark and early) tomorrow morning.

jlw - we'll be waving about the time you get to work 😉
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too bad you're going tomorrow. today I don't have to be at work until 2pm.

although both the house and the hospital are right off 44...... so you can wave twice!
 
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Arsenic said:
'night ana! i meant to tell you before that drinking 10 cups of coffee is freaky! :laugh:

have you ever had espresso? espresso kicks ass.

ok answer that tomorrow, night ana!
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Dude - I totally 😍 espresso. But I think starbucks is kinda nasty. Usually I only drink coffee at independent places. That's actually one of my criteria for med school :laugh:
 
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