Random non-MCAT and only peripherally related to the MCAT thread - Part 5

[MollyMalone]

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Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's the thread!

Not sure what the Random thread is all about? Well, here's the answer to all your questions.

It's basically a restaurant. That serves breaststicks. And lots of cute fruit and veggies. And is patronized by a HO. And Tucker Carlson. Vin Diesel, too. Lots of race car drivers eat here, as well. We're very well respected by the Amish... one girl in particular is here almost all the time.

The food is great if you're low on iron. It's not on the menu, but you can ask about the special secret garlic cure home recipe. One of the hostesses often makes weather predictions, but she's not always around. I think she has another job with the government. Or a government. Something like that. One of the other hostesses says "Bitch, please," a lot, but she's joking... don't take it personally.

Forget anything you've heard about the girl who died here from arsenic poisoning. That was a long time ago, and she's still alive, anyway... just busy so she doesn't come in as much. Besides, a little arsenic adds a lot of flavor to just about any dish.

Pretty flowers by the entrance, hey? Lilis, they are. Beautiful. And the music is totally hopping... we have our very own DJ. Looks a little like Brad Pitt.

I guess that's pretty much all you need to know. I'm usually in the corner booth over there drinking a nice glass of wine. You're welcome to join me, anytime. We're open 24/7.


Congratulations to everyone who made Part 4 such a kickass thread!!!

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And thank you to the ever generous, intelligent, lovely, and kind Nichole, who let me start the thread even though she won the last one. 🙂

 

[Dr. Pepper]

No worries, I'm 2,707. How random is that?

Random enough for the randomites.
-Dr. P.

 

[deleted106503]

9.5 hours til the Agassi match. 🙂

 

[RAD11]

I don't understand that show much...

There's nothing to understand.

 

[deleted106503]

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/o/oprah_winfrey.html

Hey beary, btw, I'm too lazy to look, what is the anterior cervix?
-Dr. P.

Isn't the vagina anterior of the cervix? Uterus is posterior, right? I think I got them backwards.

 

[deleted106503]

Yea, they're backwards. Uterus is what I think it is...

 

[Dr. Pepper]

Isn't the vagina anterior of the cervix? Uterus is posterior, right? I think I got them backwards.

Imagine the reaction of a woman if you were her gynecologist.
-Dr. P.

 

[deleted106503]

There's nothing to understand.

Exactly! Which is why I like Lost. You have to understand something or you're lost (no pun intended).

 

[deleted106503]

Imagine the reaction of a woman if you were her gynecologist.
-Dr. P.

I don't think I'd make a good gyno. I'd make too many jokes and offend them (the women, not vaginas).

 

[deleted106503]

See, I just did it in that last post without realizing.

 

[RAD11]

Exactly! Which is why I like Lost. You have to understand something or you're lost (no pun intended).

Her shows are just fun to watch....definitely better than those trashy shows like Maury or that other dirty guy (forget his name). I think her show started out like one of those, but now it's classy.

 

[deleted106503]

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

Alright, she's an idiot. I can't read that page anymore.

 

[RAD11]

Why are there so many more male gyn than female urologist? 🙄

 

[Dr. Pepper]

Top 3 Reasons Dr. P. would be a horrible gynecologist

3 Uncomfortable in many ways

2 Couldn't look at another woman the same way again

1 .

-Dr. P.

 

[RAD11]

Alright, she's an idiot. I can't read that page anymore.

Hahaha don't know about her quotes....still like her show, though 😀

 

[Dr. Pepper]

Alright, she's an idiot. I can't read that page anymore.

I can't believe I saw Oprah = on SDN haha
-Dr. P.

P.S.: And yes, that's a pretty dismal quote.

 

[deleted106503]

Why are there so many more male gyn than female urologist? 🙄

Sorry never noticed (I don't need a gyn 😉 ).

My friend's fiance went to the gyn last semester. Me and him laughed so hard when the male gyn told her "we're going to have to de-robe you" when he started. lol!!!!

 

[RAD11]

Top 3 Reasons Dr. P. would be a horrible gynecologist

3 Uncomfortable in many ways

2 Couldn't look at another woman the same way again

1 .

-Dr. P.

I think after looking at hundred of female privates....you'll be used to it.

 

[Dr. Pepper]

Why are there so many more male gyn than female urologist? 🙄

I personally don't understand why there are male gynecologists. Don't you women feel awkward?
-Dr. P.

 

[deleted106503]

Top 3 Reasons Dr. P. would be a horrible gynecologist

3 Uncomfortable in many ways

2 Couldn't look at another woman the same way again

1 .

-Dr. P.

My friend's friend said during the ob/gyn rotation that some of them smelled so bad he didn't want to have anything to do with one for MONTHS. He nicknamed them, but I can't remember what.

 

[RAD11]

I personally don't understand why there are male gynecologists. Don't you women feel awkward?
-Dr. P.

Personally...I don't like going to male gyns. I'm sure most women could care less.

 

[beary]

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/o/oprah_winfrey.html

Hey beary, btw, I'm too lazy to look, what is the anterior cervix?
-Dr. P.

Thanks for the quotes.

My transcripionist put "I am the anterior cervix" in one of my dictations. Verbatim. I am not sure exactly what I said but I am quite sure that it was not that. 😉

 

[Dr. Pepper]

Sorry never noticed (I don't need a gyn 😉 ).

My friend's fiance went to the gyn last semester. Me and him laughed so hard when the male gyn told her "we're going to have to de-robe you" when he started. lol!!!!

Reminds me of the one guy who said he was a doctor and went to women's homes and offered free breast cancer examinations.

Moral of the story: check his credentials!
-Dr. P.

 

[RAD11]

I don't think I can be a urologist either.....I would not want to be looking at diseased dingalings all day long.

 

[deleted106503]

Personally...I don't like going to male gyns. I'm sure most women could care less.

I had a pregnant woman (good looking) give me a physical one time. It was hot. 👍

I can't believe I just said that on SDN. Now I have to keep fully anonymous so no adcoms find out who I am!

 

[RAD11]

Thanks for the quotes.

My transcripionist put "I am the anterior cervix" in one of my dictations. Verbatim. I am not sure exactly what I said but I am quite sure that it was not that. 😉

omg, lol

 

[Dr. Pepper]

I had a pregnant woman (good looking) give me a physical one time. It was hot. 👍

I can't believe I just said that on SDN. Now I have to keep fully anonymous so no adcoms find out who I am!

Were you positive that she was pregnant? 😕

I hope that's not a fetish of yours or some angry fathers are coming after you.

Oh yeah, and I'm telling LIZZY!
-Dr. P.

 

[deleted106503]

I don't think I can be a urologist either.....I would not want to be looking at diseased dingalings all day long.

Yea, same here, but I think Beary said not all urology deals with "penis stuff." 😉

 

[RAD11]

I had a pregnant woman (good looking) give me a physical one time. It was hot. 👍

I can't believe I just said that on SDN. Now I have to keep fully anonymous so no adcoms find out who I am!

eww cmon she was pregnant 😎

 

[deleted106503]

Were you positive that she was pregnant? 😕

I hope that's not a fetish of yours or some angry fathers are coming after you.

Oh yeah, and I'm telling LIZZY!
-Dr. P.

She was probably 7-8+ months. I just found it funny she was pregnant and giving guys physicals. That's it really. Maybe I'm the only one that finds it odd and humorous? 😕

 

[beary]

Isn't the vagina anterior of the cervix? Uterus is posterior, right? I think I got them backwards.

Hmm... I think of it as the uterus being superior to the cervix and the vagina being inferior. Like, in this diagram:

 

[Dr. Pepper]

eww cmon she was pregnant 😎

Williams just sent me a PM with egregious details.
-Dr. P.

 

[RAD11]

Yea, same here, but I think Beary said not all urology deals with "penis stuff." 😉

Still there's no way I'm looking at male privates even for a half a day

 

[Dr. Pepper]

Hmm... I think of it as the uterus being superior to the cervix and the vagina being inferior. Like, in this diagram:

That pic almost made me faint. I thought I was hallucinating. Those two pictures don't belong together.
-Dr. P.

 

[RAD11]

Williams just sent me a PM with egregious details.
-Dr. P.

Do share 😀

 

[deleted106503]

Williams just sent me a PM with egregious details.
-Dr. P.

Beary, nice pic! Mopar sucks anterior cervix!

 

[RAD11]

Hmm... I think of it as the uterus being superior to the cervix and the vagina being inferior. Like, in this diagram:

omg I'm sure that symbol was designed by a man 😎

 

[deleted106503]

Sup/inferior make a lot more sense. Like the superior/inferior vena cava. Nice catch Beary!

 

[deleted106503]

Wow, you two went crazy with quoting that pic...

 

[Dr. Pepper]

Actually he didn't send me a PM. I was just waiting for him to deny it. 😀
-Dr. P.

 

[beary]

I personally don't understand why there are male gynecologists. Don't you women feel awkward?
-Dr. P.

At least for me, it is awkward if it is a man or woman. So it doesn't matter to me.

 

[RAD11]

Actually he didn't send me a PM. I was just waiting for him to deny it. 😀
-Dr. P.

Hehehe thought so

 

[deleted106503]

Hehehe thought so

You never know 😉 I plead the 5th!

 

[beary]

I don't think I can be a urologist either.....I would not want to be looking at diseased dingalings all day long.

I think I want to be a genito-urinary pathologist. 😳

Dingalings are a small part of the daily life of a GU pathologist though. Mostly prostates, bladders, and kidneys. 👍

 

[deleted106503]

At least for me, it is awkward if it is a man or woman. So it doesn't matter to me.

Yea, I don't think anyone would really enjoy the experience regardless whoever is doing it. What if it was the President?

 

[Dr. Pepper]

http://www.cartoonbank.com/product_...rints&title=Dating&whichpage=8&sortBy=popular

You know it's true ladies.
-Dr. P.

 

[RAD11]

My dog just farted......and she looked back to check her a$$, lol

 

[Dr. Pepper]

If you want, I can just post some more new yorker cartoons.
-Dr. P.

 

[deleted106503]

My dog just farted......and she looked back to check her a$$, lol

Thanks, I appreciate that news. 🙂

 

[RAD11]

Thanks, I appreciate that news. 🙂

No prob hahaha...she been farting all day long....won't do her business outside because of the rain.

 

[Dr. Pepper]

My dog just farted......and she looked back to check her a$$, lol

http://www.cartoonbank.com/product_...oons&title=Medical&whichpage=1&sortBy=popular