Random non-MCAT and only peripherally related to the MCAT thread - Part XIX

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Arsenic said:
beary... can you tell im on surgery now? i woke up AN HOUR after you posted this :laugh:

i woke up at 345, was in the hospital by 5. i saw 5 pts and wrote their SOAP notes during pre-rounds, had breakfast, rounded with the pedi surg fellow... thankfully rounds were short, 45 minutes. but i carried half of the 10 pt census. :laugh:
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😱 😱 Whoa, I don't miss those days! :luck: with your studying!
 
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Anyone else here like to make a ham sandwich with no spread of any kind and instead just squash the bread down as much as possible? Wow, I 😍 smashed ham sandwiches.

Cheers
 
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mongrel said:
Anyone else here like to make a ham sandwich with no spread of any kind and instead just squash the bread down as much as possible? Wow, I 😍 smashed ham sandwiches.

Cheers
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I don't like any sort of spread on my sandwiches! YUM!!
 
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TypeA said:
I don't like any sort of spread on my sandwiches! YUM!!
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Hey, and I tell ya- it's all about the smashing part. It morphs the sandwich into a completely different entity. You'll be stunned.:wow:
 
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gujuDoc said:
:laugh: :laugh:

mmmm hot chocolate with marshmellows. That's the best.

Oh and I hate ketchup. Yeah people think i'm weird,, but butter is the only real condiment I like.
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Funny, I have never thought of butter as a "condiment"...hum. Why is that?
 
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beary said:
There is a major lack of action on this thread. 🙁
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Ok then, (extremely) crappy science jokes competition! A little distraction for those cramming for the MCAT. I'll go first with an engineering classic:

So an I-beam walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender comes over and says, "What'll it be?" The I-beam replies, "Just give me a moment..."

OUCH! :laugh: ... :meanie: ... 😕
 
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mongrel said:
Ok then, (extremely) crappy science jokes competition! A little distraction for those cramming for the MCAT. I'll go first with an engineering classic:

So an I-beam walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender comes over and says, "What'll it be?" The I-beam replies, "Just give me a moment..."

OUCH! :laugh: ... :meanie: ... 😕
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:laugh: :laugh:

Q: Why are genes easier to express in prokaryotes?

A: Because the DNA is naked so it's easier to turn them on!
 
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Two particles walk into a bar,
They both order drinks and when the come,
The proton asks how much?, the bartender replies, 1.60.
The neutron asks how much and the bartender replies,
"For you, no charge!"

:crickets:
 
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ok here's one

Q: Why are chemists great for solving problems?
A: They have all the solutions.
 
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Here's one in honor of the stupid relativity &@^# I'm learning in my physics class right now -

Q: Why should followers of the special theory of relativity not be taken
seriously?
A: They fail to see the gravity of the situation.
 
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The Densest Element

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 Buschronium: The Densest Element
>
>
> The densest element yet known to science has been
> discovered. The new
> element has been named "Bushcronium."
>
> Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons,
> 75 deputy
> neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving
> it an atomic mass
> of 911.
>
> These particles are held together by dark forces
> called *****s, which
> are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like
> particles called
> peons. The symbol for Bushcronium is "W."
>
> Bushcronium's mass actually increases over time, as
> these *****s
> randomly interact with various elements in the
> atmosphere and become
> assistant deputy neutrons in a Bushcronium molecule,
> forming a large
> cluster of idiotopes.
>
> This characteristic of *****-promotion leads some
> scientists to
> believe that Bushcronium is formed whenever *****s
> reach a critical
> mass also known as "Critical Morass."
>
> When catalyzed with money, Bushcronium activates
> Foxnewsium, an
> element radiating several orders of magnitude more
> energy, mostly as
> incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons
> but twice as many
> *****s.

Regards,
eagleeye

Here ya go.
 
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On my high school chem teacher's wall:

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

Edit: I see that it's already included in guju's link, twice even...
 
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megboo said:
Sounds like something Bill Maher would say 🙄
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Sorry hope I wasn't offensive to anyone who might be republican. Its not that I got anything against conservative people, just not a fan of Bush per se. But then again, I don't think any of the current political candidates are good. I think they get worse and worse as time goes on in both parties. Seems like its always between picking the lesser of two evils rather then finding one that I can agree with a lot.
 
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megboo said:
I'm not really offended. More frustrated right now that offended. I'm trying to study for my orgo exam tomorrow by doing practice problems online. Grr.
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Yeah I feel ya. I have a powerpoint due tomorrow so when I go home I have to finish that. Then I gotta study tomorrow for a lab quiz and then the remainder of the day for a test I have the following day. After Wed. I think I'll be ok.
 
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