Random non-pathology and only peripherally related to pathology thread

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beary said:
I bet I have around that many slides of mouse lung and trachea sections from my Ph.D. research.

Wow, the PETA people must hate you! 😉

I road the bus to the VA today with a patient who smelled like ASS. It reminded me of why I am glad I didn't go into clinical medicine. Of course, I get reminders like this about 25 times a day.
 
yaah said:
Wow, the PETA people must hate you! 😉

I road the bus to the VA today with a patient who smelled like ASS. It reminded me of why I am glad I didn't go into clinical medicine. Of course, I get reminders like this about 25 times a day.

thanks for the imagery yaah :barf:
 
yaah said:
Wow, the PETA people must hate you! 😉

I road the bus to the VA today with a patient who smelled like ASS. It reminded me of why I am glad I didn't go into clinical medicine. Of course, I get reminders like this about 25 times a day.
Was it that sharp body fungus smell? Ugh. :barf:
 
Oh well...they drove me to post a joke. I guess it's been a really long time since I posted in the lounge.
 
yaah said:
Wow, the PETA people must hate you! 😉

I road the bus to the VA today with a patient who smelled like ASS. It reminded me of why I am glad I didn't go into clinical medicine. Of course, I get reminders like this about 25 times a day.

I'm doing a forensics rotation right now and most of the building smells like **** + the worst garbage you have around in your house during the summer that you procrastinate to take out + garbage outside an Asian fish market. That's the only way how I can describe it. So far I've avoided the decos as they call it.
 
Mrbojangles said:
I'm doing a forensics rotation right now and most of the building smells like **** + the worst garbage you have around in your house during the summer that you procrastinate to take out + garbage outside an Asian fish market. That's the only way how I can describe it. So far I've avoided the decos as they call it.

The worst part about the morgue here is that to get to it you have to walk past where they pile the day's trash up from the rest of the hospital. Gross.
 
yaah, were you able to catch the Michigan game? man, that was an awesome game! i was sure michigan was gonna find some way to throw away another game they took an early lead in.
 
AndyMilonakis said:
yaah, were you able to catch the Michigan game? man, that was an awesome game! i was sure michigan was gonna find some way to throw away another game they took an early lead in.

I only saw the last half hour or so - we had an all day conference (AJ French society). Of course, someone was listening to the game in the back row :laugh: and it wasn't a resident. We also have a new director of AP.

It was an interesting end to the game though, that missed field goal caused me to roll my eyes. I sure as hell wasn't watching the red sox fumble their way to another loss.
 
AndyMilonakis said:
yaah, were you able to catch the Michigan game? man, that was an awesome game! i was sure michigan was gonna find some way to throw away another game they took an early lead in.



Penn State kicked ass...............gophers were soundly beaten!

yoohoo....we are gonna kick ass baby!!!
 
Penn State is here in two weeks, we'll see!

Poor Sparty. The priest this morning said he was praying for MSU fans, but praying that they would convert to being michigan fans because it will cure a lot of their heartbreak.
 
AndyMilonakis said:
Quiet fool! 😛


I shall not be silenced.....next week we play ohio state, and i need to make all the noise i can before that!!!!!!!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
 
yaah said:
Penn State is here in two weeks, we'll see!


It s a different ball game with U Michigan...I think we have a realistic chance against them..

The freshmen wide receivers are doing just an amazing job for the lions!
 
quant said:
It s a different ball game with U Michigan...I think we have a realistic chance against them..

The freshmen wide receivers are doing just an amazing job for the lions!
Penn State does look quite impressive. I think they have a good chance in beating us which is frustrating since they're supposed to suck! 😡

Yesterday's game was a turning point for U of M...Mike Hart is back and Michigan tends to do well when they're viewed as the underdog. We beat MSU fair and square and we didn't even have to hurt Stanton this year to do so.
 
AndyMilonakis said:
Penn State does look quite impressive. I think they have a good chance in beating us which is frustrating since they're supposed to suck! 😡

Yesterday's game was a turning point for U of M...Mike Hart is back and Michigan tends to do well when they're viewed as the underdog. We beat MSU fair and square and we didn't even have to hurt Stanton this year to do so.


NO NO NO

Penn State are definitely the underdogs going into with U Michigan...

More so since we have sucked ass the last of 6 years....

Nope, we take the title of underdogs, sorry!
 
quant said:
NO NO NO

Penn State are definitely the underdogs going into with U Michigan...

More so since we have sucked ass the last of 6 years....

Nope, we take the title of underdogs, sorry!
Here's a little history lesson for you, young lad. The last time Michigan started out the season early with 2 losses, guess what happened:

(1) They shut out Penn State at home.
(2) They lost to Ohio State.
(3) They won the Citrus Bowl.

All three things will happen this year :laugh:

Perfect set up for a mediocre but somewhat satisfying season! Rebuilding year my ass...we've had 8 straight rebuilding years since we won the championship! 👎
 
AndyMilonakis said:
Here's a little history lesson for you, young lad. The last time Michigan started out the season early with 2 losses, guess what happened:

Well Michigan hasnt started with two losses.... 🙂 Comparison invalid.
AndyMilonakis said:
(1) They shut out Penn State at home.
WE travel to U Mich THIS time around..... 😡 :laugh:
AndyMilonakis said:
(2) They lost to Ohio State.

We will too this time...
AndyMilonakis said:
(3) They won the Citrus Bowl.

Aint happening this time around....as for us, wait and watch....MUHAHAHAHA....


AndyMilonakis said:
Perfect set up for a mediocre but somewhat satisfying season! Rebuilding year my ass...we've had 8 straight rebuilding years since we won the championship! 👎

GO LIONS!!!!!!!
 
Two losses i mean in Big Ten
that s what counts right?
 
Let's see what happens in two weeks. But first we have to whoop on the team you just whooped on this weekend at our homecoming game.

GO BLUE!!!!!
 
AndyMilonakis said:
Let's see what happens in two weeks. But first we have to whoop on the team you just whooped on this weekend at our homecoming game.

GO BLUE!!!!!


This is the second year i have been following football actively and i must say im surprised at the amount of fan following college football has....
The first year i supported the Eagles...I even organised a football party and cooked food for 5 hours before the game. What a fricking waste....

Lesson learnt, im going to organise a party AFTER the end of the season... :laugh: :laugh:
 
quant said:
This is the second year i have been following football actively and i must say im surprised at the amount of fan following college football has....
The first year i supported the Eagles...I even organised a football party and cooked food for 5 hours before the game. What a fricking waste....

Lesson learnt, im going to organise a party AFTER the end of the season... :laugh: :laugh:
No no you did the right thing. The party must be planned FOR the game not afterwards. That way regardless of the outcome at least you're with friends, throwing back a few (or many) brews, and having a good time.
 
AndyMilonakis said:
No no you did the right thing. The party must be planned FOR the game not afterwards. That way regardless of the outcome at least you're with friends, throwing back a few (or many) brews, and having a good time.


No what i mean is that i will start cooking AFTER the game, that way i can at least enjoy the food....

IF it turns out to be the other case, i ll just drink more alcohol and serve tositos with chunky salsa and be done with it..... 😡 😡

🙂
 
merely kidding....

Penn State Icers are among top teams of the country.....
 
AndyMilonakis said:
we've had 8 straight rebuilding years since we won the championship! 👎

SHARED the championship with my Huskers! 😛

They are 4-0 now and still unranked today. 😡
 
beary said:
They are 4-0 now and still unranked today. 😡

Yeah well Cal is ranked #10, that's an even bigger travesty. They may be undefeated but they are only good because they play in a crap conference.

Sorry beary, I have no sympathy for anyone from Nebraska complaining about rankings. I am still PO'd about 1997 when the coaches basically awarded Nebraska the share of the national title because Tom Osborne said he was retiring.
 
yaah said:
I am still PO'd about 1997 when the coaches basically awarded Nebraska the share of the national title because Tom Osborne said he was retiring.

The Huskers were undefeated that year and demolished Tennessee in the Orange Bowl. I know Michigan was undefeated as well. I think a split title was the only way to go since the two couldn't meet on the field.

A Husker-Wolverine "playoff" that year would have been awesome! But of course we don't want to make the season too long to interfere with the education of the student-athletes. 🙄
 
beary said:
student-athletes.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Yeah that year they only had one common opponent. Baylor. Michigan beat Baylor I think 35-3, and Nebraska won something like 55-21. I remember listening to an interview of the Nebraska quarterback the day after the bowl games, and he kept saying Nebraska should be #1 because they beat Baylor by a bigger margin. :laugh: OK dude, that's because Michigan doesn't run up the score!

This season is kind of already a wash. Whatever happens, it will probably be USC 42, somebody else 10 in the Rose Bowl.
 
Actually, I'm glad it didn't come down to a tiebreaker game between the Wolverines and the Huskers that year. They had really big, strong people on the O-line and D-line. I mean hell, they eat corn all day long. I think we would've been dominated us.

Nowadays it's, Nebraska who? And then there's Oklahoma...man, what happened to them this year? They suck more than we do!
 
I suspect it goes down once in a while to get more people to donate... 😉

Am on blood bank right now. I chose to do AP/CP for many reasons, but BB/TM is decidedly not one of them!
 
deschutes said:
I suspect it goes down once in a while to get more people to donate... 😉

Am on blood bank right now. I chose to do AP/CP for many reasons, but BB/TM is decidedly not one of them!

Tell me about it. Wait until you have to do on call stuff which is mostly BB.

Tuesday night:

Resident: I need platelets for my patient. They made me call you because his count is only 65.
Me: Why does he need them?
Resident: They keep dropping.
Me: Is he bleeding?
Resident: No. He's fine now. But I am on call tonight and have to cover a lot of patients and I want to give him his platelets now so he won't need them later and I won't have to deal with stopping by to see how he is doing.

True story.
 
I can believe that. I began a re-evaluation (start time: 12:30pm) on an "Irradiated products" request that was ordered in Emerg - the patient had no indication but none of the clinical team residents wanted to call it until like 4:15pm.

....and the Flames consolidate their win with a 3rd goal in the last minute of the third period!!! Woohoo!!!!!!

I'm taking the pager for a couple of days this month. It's just me and the fellow, and the fellow will shortly be away for the AABB meeting. Apparently I will be endowed with psychic chart-review abilities and a hitherto-undiscovered talent for the treatment of transfusion reactions by that time.

My blood pressure is going to be sustainedly increased by December.
 
I took a really long nap this evening and when I woke up I had absolutely no idea where I was, what day it was, if it was morning or evening, etc. It was really weird. I was happy when I finally figured out (from the TV) that it is Friday evening. 🙂
 
deschutes said:
Don't let Psych get to you!! 😛

Ha!! Spending too much time around disoriented folks! :laugh:

I actually have been surprised to really like psych. If I had done it earlier I would have considered going into it.
 
deschutes said:
You're the one seething with hate.
What can I say? I'm full of rage.

Yes, it was a bad week. Thank god it's over and I have a holiday weekend!
 
beary said:
You get Columbus Day off? Wow! 👍
Yeah, although these f*cking maniac surgeons here will operate like it's a normal day...which means that I'll have twice as much work to attend to on Tuesday.

I really feel bad for my classmate who is covering the OR's, all the surgical specimens, and frozen sections during this long weekend. So I'm actually gonna plan to go in on Sunday and Monday to help him out cuz we're tight 'n ****.

He's a wanna basic science researcher just like me. He doesn't wanna be there. So I want to share the pain. Us future scientists need to stick together.
 
AndyMilonakis said:
I really feel bad for my classmate who is covering the OR's, all the surgical specimens, and frozen sections during this long weekend. So I'm actually gonna plan to go in on Sunday and Monday to help him out cuz we're tight 'n ****.

That's very nice of you! 👍

What is your "average" day like on surg path?
 
beary said:
That's very nice of you! 👍

What is your "average" day like on surg path?
It depends...we have kind of a cycle thing going on here.

Let's take a typical cycle on a "Surgical Bigs" week.

We have morning and afternoon OR specimen runs.

On day 1 - the PA's will tuck in the specimens from the morning runs.

On day 2 - you receive specimens from the afternoon runs. Your main objective on this day is to "tuck" the specimens (i.e., put that **** in formalin and let that f*cker fix overnight). The PA's will submit the cassettes for the stuff they received for you on Day 1.

Day 3 - You have to submit the cassettes for the cases you received on Day 2 by 6 pm which is when the processors are loaded. This is the most stressful day since you have a deadline. Good thing is that your cutting day ends at 6 pm. BUT...we receive the slides from the stuff the PAs cut in on day 2. So we preview from 6 pm to whenever. I don't like to stay later than 9 or 10 pm so if I have to halfass **** to comply with the 80 hour work week, I don't care. Plus, I feel solace in the fact that I'm gonna be a scientist when the day is over rather than a diagnostician.

Day 4 - You sign out the PA cases which you previewed the night before. Then when that's all done, you receive the slides for the cases you cut in on Day 3. You preview that stuff and sign that stuff out the next morning.

This is kinda simplistic but that gives you an impression of how things work.

Anyways, my hours are long. We work hard here. Apparently, I've heard rumors that our residents here violate the 80-hour rule more than the MGH residents (see, here we see all the cases...whereas at MGH, some of the cases go straight to the attendings without resident preview). The PD here is very very VERY displeased with the violations and we are working very hard to remedy things. For instance, we are working on hiring new PAs to lessen the grossing load and hopefully increase weekend support.
 
I have to go in this morning to gross a hoo-hah FILLED with cancer. They even took part of this woman's urethra in their quest toward surgical greatness. So instead of being warm and cozy in my bed, I've got to go into work. GRRR!
 
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