Random non-pathology and only peripherally related to pathology thread

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yaah said:
Yeah, I know. That's why I can't do it. I doubt I would be able to leave it at that. Would feel too guilty. Probably why I have never done that.
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One of my ex's college suitemates used to have a diff girl over every night and 2-3 on fri/sat. I estimate that he must have slept with 1/2 the girls on campus by graduation.
 
bananaface said:
One of my ex's college suitemates used to have a diff girl over every night and 2-3 on fri/sat. I estimate that he must have slept with 1/2 the girls on campus by graduation.
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And the girls stood for this how? It boggles my mind why anyone would sleep with someone like that. Sex is not about how many and how often, it's about quality and mutual respect, goldangit!
 
bananaface said:
One of my ex's college suitemates used to have a diff girl over every night and 2-3 on fri/sat. I estimate that he must have slept with 1/2 the girls on campus by graduation.
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I was roomies with your friend?

EDIT: boy, I screwed that up - nevermind
 
I had a college roomate (two actually) who bedded half the GUYS on campus. I would come home from my 8 am lab and find guys in her bed, my bed, and the shower...I moved out to live with my boyfriend and 3 other guys soon after...at least they kept their poontang out of my frickin bed.
 
Dang, that topic exploded! I guess as long as everyone is consenting...

So, yeah this friend of mine slept with 30 guys in a month and a half, including all the guys on her judo team, except for one guy. And, that guy was so sad! He was like "I never get any girls." Poor Wayne! :laugh:
 
bananaface said:
One of my ex's college suitemates used to have a diff girl over every night and 2-3 on fri/sat. I estimate that he must have slept with 1/2 the girls on campus by graduation.
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You mean I dated your ex-suitemate? Nope - still not right.
 
I just get annoyed when they are using a complete strangers stuff after getting it on with my slut roommate...oh sure, go ahead and wash your privates with my body shop loofah...I LOVE finding pubic hairs in it? My paul mitchell shampoo...feel free to spill it, I've got money just flowing out my ass.

But to come home from lab and find a complete stranger crashed in YOUR bed sleeping on your freshly washed sheets and using your pashmina afghan as a pillow whilest reaking of booze and cigs...I almost busted an artery with anger.
 
Woohoo! Oakland beat Alabama A&M tonight in the qualifier game. Bring on the Tar Heels! :laugh:
 
They had enormous breasts if that rings a bell
 
Pingu said:
I just get annoyed when they are using a complete strangers stuff after getting it on with my slut roommate...oh sure, go ahead and wash your privates with my body shop loofah...I LOVE finding pubic hairs in it? My paul mitchell shampoo...feel free to spill it, I've got money just flowing out my ass.

But to come home from lab and find a complete stranger crashed in YOUR bed sleeping on your freshly washed sheets and using your pashmina afghan as a pillow whilest reaking of booze and cigs...I almost busted an artery with anger.
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Reason #45666 why roommates suck. Have you seen bananaface's "Roommates" thread before?
 
maybe geddy was in Pingu's bed
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If so you need to pony up for some dry cleaning and tide, and a new loofah 😀
 
Pingu said:
I just get annoyed when they are using a complete strangers stuff after getting it on with my slut roommate...oh sure, go ahead and wash your privates with my body shop loofah...I LOVE finding pubic hairs in it? My paul mitchell shampoo...feel free to spill it, I've got money just flowing out my ass.

But to come home from lab and find a complete stranger crashed in YOUR bed sleeping on your freshly washed sheets and using your pashmina afghan as a pillow whilest reaking of booze and cigs...I almost busted an artery with anger.
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You're just lucky they never left crabs in your bed, girl. :laugh:
 
Have you seen bananaface's "Roommates" thread before?
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I think i posted it under my previous identity...changed to protect my identity from wily program directors
 
Frink: Well, sure, the Frinkiac-7 looks impressive, don't touch it, but I predict that within 100 years, computers will be twice as powerful, 10,000 times larger, and so expensive that only the five richest kings of Europe will own them.

Apu: Could it be used for dating?

Frink: Well, theoretically, yes. But the computer matches would be so perfect as to eliminate the thrill of romantic conquest. Mw-hurgn-whey.
 
bananaface said:
*ahem*

mammary protrusions
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Ah yes, the milking apparatuses... with the firmness, and the perkiness, and the eventual sagging and drooping and loss of interest. Hoy dey!
 
You're just lucky they never left crabs in your bed, girl.
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Actually, I have a good crabs story. My now-husband and his roommate let a friend crash on their couch for a couple of months. Unbeknownst to them he had crabs and my husband's roommate walked in the bathroom as he was shaving his crotch and picking them out. Well, the crasher swore them to secrecy so when I came over to study, I start to sit down on the crab infested couch and my husband grabs me, throws me up against the wall, and says 'you can't sit there' So I'm like 'why not?' and he's like 'because I said so' and I get all upset thinking he doesn't want me there and I start to cry (I was an emotional little tramp) and now he's upset because I'm upset and we have a huge fight and to make a long story short, 4 weeks later he confesses that he didn't want me to sit on the crab infested couch but couldn't tell me so we spent a week pissed off at each other instead.
 
Digger Phelps pics for the final four:

Duke (1) vs. Florida (4)
. ==> Duke (1) vs. Illinois (1) ==> Illinois (1)
Illinois (1) vs. Wake (1)

Florida????? 😕
 
*ogles*
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They were 38 DD...even I ogled them....I'd never seen such huge boobies outside of a porno
 
Pingu said:
Actually, I have a good crabs story. My now-husband and his roommate let a friend crash on their couch for a couple of months. Unbeknownst to them he had crabs and my husband's roommate walked in the bathroom as he was shaving his crotch and picking them out. Well, the crasher swore them to secrecy so when I came over to study, I start to sit down on the crab infested couch and my husband grabs me, throws me up against the wall, and says 'you can't sit there' So I'm like 'why not?' and he's like 'because I said so' and I get all upset thinking he doesn't want me there and I start to cry (I was an emotional little tramp) and now he's upset because I'm upset and we have a huge fight and to make a long story short, 4 weeks later he confesses that he didn't want me to sit on the crab infested couch but couldn't tell me so we spent a week pissed off at each other instead.
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Jeez. He could have just said that some other person gave the couch crabs and then you could have had a nice happy bonfire. 🙄
 
Pingu said:
They were 38 DD...even I ogled them....I'd never seen such huge boobies outside of a porno
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I wonder if they did the "propeller motion" during that flick?
 
Pingu said:
Actually, I have a good crabs story. My now-husband and his roommate let a friend crash on their couch for a couple of months. Unbeknownst to them he had crabs and my husband's roommate walked in the bathroom as he was shaving his crotch and picking them out. Well, the crasher swore them to secrecy so when I came over to study, I start to sit down on the crab infested couch and my husband grabs me, throws me up against the wall, and says 'you can't sit there' So I'm like 'why not?' and he's like 'because I said so' and I get all upset thinking he doesn't want me there and I start to cry (I was an emotional little tramp) and now he's upset because I'm upset and we have a huge fight and to make a long story short, 4 weeks later he confesses that he didn't want me to sit on the crab infested couch but couldn't tell me so we spent a week pissed off at each other instead.
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What an interesting and yet highly disturbing story. It reminds me of...

Oh, hey! Hey, have I told you about my bunions? Oh, you're gonna love this story! So, I line up my cold cuts on the couch next to me, but as I'm stacking them up, they keep falling into my foot bath!

Oh, I bought a bunch of bunion stories from Newman - but they all stink!
 
Pingu said:
They were 38 DD...even I ogled them....I'd never seen such huge boobies outside of a porno
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Dude. I went to high school with this chick who stuffed size G boobs into a size F bra. We were on a class trip and stopped at McDonalds where she had to sit with her boobs and her tray on the table. Her boobs took up the near half and the tray took up the far half.
 
I've never been a big breast guy - legs are where it's at, man.
 
He could have just said that some other person gave the couch crabs and then you could have had a nice happy bonfire.
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Well, I knew that conrad was sleeping on the couch and was in addition a complete man-*****. Plus they figured I was smart enough to put 2 and 2 together and get 5.

What an interesting and yet highly disturbing story.
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Thanks to my college friends I have many many disturbing yet interesting stories. I was recently at a wedding of a college friend and realized that everyone sitting in the pew had made out with everyone else (except the guy/guy action part) I was extremely disturbed in the lord's house
 
(sex Sex Sex Pathology Sex Sex Crabs Cry Sob Sex Sex Sex Pathology......)^3
 
I've never been a big breast guy - legs are where it's at, man.
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At 5'10, I've got the legs....breasts on the other hand...after bearing two penguins I'm lucky to fill a B cup. In college I was less than an A
 
AndyMilonakis said:
Digger Phelps pics for the final four:

Duke (1) vs. Florida (4)
. ==> Duke (1) vs. Illinois (1) ==> Illinois (1)
Illinois (1) vs. Wake (1)

Florida????? 😕
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That's absolutely amazing... all week Digger was enlightening the nation on just how to beat Illinois... I guess he figures nobody can comprehend his genius???
 
Freestyle said:
That's absolutely amazing... all week Digger was enlightening the nation on just how to beat Illinois... I guess he figures nobody can comprehend his genius???
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Digger is the John Madden of college basketball. Enuff said.
 
Pingu said:
At 5'10, I've got the legs....breasts on the other hand...after bearing two penguins I'm lucky to fill a B cup. In college I was less than an A
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Ah, I'll sleep well tonight. Minus the crabs, of course.
 
Apparently crabs are bad, except for the snow and dungeness kind. Those are good with butter and garlic
 
Pingu said:
Apparently crabs are bad, except for the snow and dungeness kind. Those are good with butter and garlic
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All the same, I still wouldn't sit in them.
 
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