Have you had to drain an elbow abcess on a crack ***** yet? Have you seen the uninsured patient who has an itchy rash in her "special place"? What about the guy who is convinced he's having a heart attack, but it's just GERD, and not now you have to play this conversational game so he and his whole family don't feel like idiots for coming to the ER at 3:00 in the morning? The person with back pain who's from out-of-town and his normal doc prescribes oxycontin except he can't reach him (percocet's don't touch th epain, you understand)? ER can be fun, but there's so much crap to wade through.