Random non-pathology and only peripherally related to pathology thread

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I will tell you though that I was at a party this weekend when one of my (drunk) friends leaned over and told me that she and her boyfriend "had sex on the couch right here (points down). But, it's not gross like that because we are sitting here. I mean, it was clean. Like, covered with a blanket." I still don't know if she was trying to say they were protected from the couch or the couch was protected from them.
 
bananaface said:
I will tell you though that I was at a party this weekend when one of my (drunk) friends leaned over and told me that she and her boyfriend "had sex on the couch right here (points down). But, it's not gross like that because we are sitting here. I mean, it was clean. Like, covered with a blanket." I still don't know if she was trying to say they were protected from the couch or the couch was protected from them.
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oh......... yaah's gonna love the fact that this story is in his forum :laugh:
 
Arsenic810 said:
what about in the hospital yaah? :laugh:
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I dunno. I never did it. I suppose the call room would be ok. But not places like my dad told me he has seen - nurses have told him about walking into unused ORs and seeing people going at it. 😱
 
http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/americas/07/11/mexico.trotsky.ap/index.html

As a student of history, I find this story fascinating, as well as a bit humorous...

But tests that could prove the weapon's authenticity have been delayed by a dispute between the ice pick's owner, who is shopping it around, and Trotsky's descendants, who want it donated to a revolutionary museum -- proving that the struggle between socialist ideals and capitalism is continuing.

The ice pick is in the possession of Ana Alicia Salas, whose father apparently removed it from an evidence room while serving as a secret police commander in the 1940s.

She is toying with the idea of selling the foot-long, sawed-off ice ax, though she says she hasn't decided how much it's worth.

Her father stole it. So why is she entitled to profit off it? Does stolen property become yours after a few years? Decades? Interesting.
 
If it does, I'm going to get a job at a museum going off the premise in the article. "Oh yeah, I think someone is going to try and steal this monet, I better take it home to protect it. Let me 'protect' this Renoir too"
 
Yes, because after about 30 years you can just say it's yours. It goes the same with the looted artwork from WWII which was probably previously looted. To which looter does the artwork belong?
 
AndyMilonakis said:
Pingu and deschutes must be on CP rotations now. 🙄
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Yeah. I'm making up for it though. It's 2015h and have not left. Me and hemepath haven't quite decided if we like one another. I haven't done any thing remotely heme-onc-ic in more than 2 years and the WHO hemepath classification bigwig is my attending this week 😳

I am almost missing surg path where I don't have to ask every single cell I see, "What ARE you???"
 
beary said:
I am very happy that traffic is picking up here in the path forum. 👍
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Yayyyyy

I couldnt agree more.....Happy days are here again!
 
yaah said:
I dunno. I never did it. I suppose the call room would be ok. But not places like my dad told me he has seen - nurses have told him about walking into unused ORs and seeing people going at it. 😱
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I wonder how much of House of God is really fiction.
 
deschutes said:
Yeah. I'm making up for it though. It's 2015h and have not left. Me and hemepath haven't quite decided if we like one another. I haven't done any thing remotely heme-onc-ic in more than 2 years and the WHO hemepath classification bigwig is my attending this week 😳

I am almost missing surg path where I don't have to ask every single cell I see, "What ARE you???"
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one of my attendings called me a white cloud today. i have one placenta slide to sign out tomorrow! hot damn! i guess the mens in boston decided not to get their wimmens pregnant 9 months ago. so be it, it happens that i have no grossing-intense weeks for the next 3 weeks. but, i know busier days will be coming soon when i load up on gyn-bigs and surg path. i do find pathology to be far better than anything else i've done. working in a laboratory setting is teh pwn!

i get to do a heme week in 2 weeks. i don't know jack **** about heme. wait, i said that about vag path too...so the question becomes, "what DO i know jack **** about?" that was a rhetorical question.
 
hey quant, i got your PM. i dunno if my reply went through...for some reason, SDN has been acting kinda screwy on my computer/connection. anyways, if you see this, IM me (anytime before 11:30 if you wanna talk tonight)...my response to your PM is lengthy and i don't feel like typing it all out at once, especially if SDN is going to still act all f*cked up.
 
AndyMilonakis said:
one of my attendings called me a white cloud today. i have one placenta slide to sign out tomorrow!
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What is a white cloud? Are the two sentences related?

AndyMilonakis said:
i get to do a heme week in 2 weeks. i don't know jack **** about heme. wait, i said that about vag path too...so the question becomes, "what DO i know jack **** about?" that was a rhetorical question.
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You guys have an interesting rotation system.

You do know some **** about heme. However, you will find to your dismay that it is not enough and worse, rustier than a sideroblast.
 
yaah said:
I dunno. I never did it. I suppose the call room would be ok. But not places like my dad told me he has seen - nurses have told him about walking into unused ORs and seeing people going at it. 😱
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The call room doesn't gross you out? Now, that's a first. :laugh:
 
yaah said:
Yes, because after about 30 years you can just say it's yours. It goes the same with the looted artwork from WWII which was probably previously looted. To which looter does the artwork belong?
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Looting is bull****. It you steal it, you should not get to keep it. Then again, if this were the case, it would undermine the land ditribuition throughout the world.
 
Arsenic810 said:
andy! you never post in the lounge anymore, i had to come here to find you.
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sorry bud...i just don't have the time anymore. i pop in there once in a while but you have your own little conversations going...i just let it go without interrupting.
 
deschutes said:
What is a white cloud? Are the two sentences related?
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That means that whenever you are on service, the work load is low...kinda like how you bring good luck by making your life and the lives around you easier. i haven't had many cases last week. signouts were really short. i only stayed in the hospital longer than i had to because i wanted to read **** and take my time doing the best i could previewing.
You guys have an interesting rotation system.
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eh? what do you mean?
You do know some **** about heme. However, you will find to your dismay that it is not enough and worse, rustier than a sideroblast.
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no. i don't. what the f*ck is a sideroblast...is that some ninja weapon?
 
AndyMilonakis said:
sorry bud...i just don't have the time anymore. i pop in there once in a while but you have your own little conversations going...i just let it go without interrupting.
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totally understandable, you're like a real doctor now 😀

you're always welcome to stop in there for a *bonk!* every once in a while though :laugh: 👍
 
AndyMilonakis said:
sorry bud...i just don't have the time anymore. i pop in there once in a while but you have your own little conversations going...i just let it go without interrupting.
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yeah, we need some more cave bitches around.
 
AndyMilonakis said:
That means that whenever you are on service, the work load is low...kinda like how you bring good luck by making your life and the lives around you easier. i haven't had many cases last week. signouts were really short. i only stayed in the hospital longer than i had to because i wanted to read **** and take my time doing the best i could previewing.
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I have always been a steady-eddie when it comes to being busy on service. Never too dull, never overly busy. Always seems to be the right amount of work. Dunno why. Every now and then I get a crazy day but when I do, there isn't other stuff to do the same day.
 
AndyMilonakis said:
That means that whenever you are on service, the work load is low...kinda like how you bring good luck by making your life and the lives around you easier. i haven't had many cases last week. signouts were really short. i only stayed in the hospital longer than i had to because i wanted to read **** and take my time doing the best i could previewing.
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Nuts to you, I say! Enjoy it while you can, Vag man. :laugh:
 
mshheaddoc said:
yeah, we need some more cave bitches around.
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my cavebitches left me. apparently, oompa and loompa didn't like how i didn't spend enough time with them at home.
 
geddy said:
Nuts to you, I say! Enjoy it while you can, Vag man. :laugh:
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Play time is over gunner-boy! I had a fair share of vag path biopsy cases today. It's all about the vag, man.

Right. Learn it. Know it. Live it. (reference, anyone?)

What the hell are you doing posting on SDN? Shouldn't you be a good little gunner and get your frozen section technique down in the frozen room now? I know you're still there now, in fact I bet you're posting from the computer in the frozen room. Don't even try to deny it or you'll be seeing a macerated twin placenta flying in your general direction. BTW, there is plenty of material for you to practice your technique...we got called in this afternoon for a big ass fibroid r/o sarcoma today...the specimen is sitting in the fridge. Have fun...gunner! Don't forget to bring your gat to work tomorrow.
 
Arsenic810 said:
hmmm........ we'll have to get some from an earlier time then 😀

hows that saying go in medicine? see one, do one, teach one.... to hell with that, we need to: see one, club one, do one.... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Rape in a prehistoric context is still not amusing. I don't see why people find it so.
 
bananaface said:
Rape in a prehistoric context is still not amusing. I don't see why people find it so.
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cave people are weird, simple creatures banana......... *BONK!* 😛

hartman-caveman.jpg
 
bananaface said:
I found a place to live and I just need a reference saying my doggie has been good. 👍
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You did not have a place to live? Where have you been all this while, on a park bench?? I realize it's summer and all, but...

...you could've come to stay with me 🙂
 
deschutes said:
You did not have a place to live? Where have you been all this while, on a park bench?? I realize it's summer and all, but...

...you could've come to stay with me 🙂
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Awww. Thank you for the offer but I am simply planning in advance for when I no longer have this apartment to live in.
 
I'd just like to say that we sold our house yesterday - whew. Now, I won't have to sell my children to continue residency. Although... No, the boy will be far more useful to me, once I train him as my grossing monkey.
 
geddy said:
I'd just like to say that we sold our house yesterday - whew. Now, I won't have to sell my children to continue residency. Although... No, the boy will be far more useful to me, once I train him as my grossing monkey.
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Urgent page: We need a gunner to man the battle station in the frozen room!
 
geddy said:
I'd just like to say that we sold our house yesterday - whew. Now, I won't have to sell my children to continue residency. Although... No, the boy will be far more useful to me, once I train him as my grossing monkey.
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Your kid is a gross monkey and you want to keep him? 😕 😛
 
AndyMilonakis said:
Urgent page: We need a gunner to man the battle station in the frozen room!
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Then hurry up and answer it! :laugh:
 
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