Random non-pre-allo and only peripherally related to pre-allo-isms thread

[Dr.TobiasFünke]

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I don't know how I would survive a workday if SDN didn't make it past the company filters.

I know... I spent 5 hrs of my work day on SDN yesterday.

 

[Looque]

It seems weird that Pritzker wouldn't suppress the email list in this email notifying me that my file is complete.

I should email everyone else that was emailed the letter and threaten them.


EDIT: And Molly, Toothpaste for Dinner is awesome.

 

[Depakote]

It seems weird that Pritzker wouldn't suppress the email list in this email notifying me that my file is complete.

I should email everyone else that was emailed the letter and threaten them.


EDIT: And Molly, Toothpaste for Dinner is awesome.

I smell humor afoot.

*spoofs Pritzker's e-mail address*

Dear XXXX,

I apologize for the inconvienience but our previous e-mail was actually sent in error. Your file is missing the "optional" (manditory) second secondary essays and required tertiary reading fee of $200.

You may find the second secondary essays attached and the tertiary reading fee may be sent to:

Depakote
146 Evergreen Terrace
Springfield, XX 00000

Thank you,

Pritzker Admissions Office

 

[MollyMalone]

It seems weird that Pritzker wouldn't suppress the email list in this email notifying me that my file is complete.

I should email everyone else that was emailed the letter and threaten them.


EDIT: And Molly, Toothpaste for Dinner is awesome.

Whoops! Do let Pritzker know about it... they will take it very seriously.

I just added them to my webcomix bookmarks, looks cool!

 

[Looque]

Whoops! Do let Pritzker know about it... they will take it very seriously.

I just added them to my webcomix bookmarks, looks cool!

Yeah, I let them know. Perhaps I'll get a commendation for the good deed.

 

[Dr.TobiasFünke]

Work is so boring todays and there is almost no activity (interesting acitivity at least) on SDN 🙁

 

[MollyMalone]

Yeah, I let them know. Perhaps I'll get a commendation for the good deed.

I bet you will. 🙂

 

[MollyMalone]

Work is so boring todays and there is almost no activity (interesting acitivity at least) on SDN 🙁

My tank has run dry.

 

[MollyMalone]

Work is so boring todays and there is almost no activity (interesting acitivity at least) on SDN 🙁

http://buycurious.ytmnd.com/

 

[Looque]

My tank has run dry.

Out of curiosity, do you get paid to mod these forums?

 

[Dr.TobiasFünke]

http://buycurious.ytmnd.com/

where did they get those pictures?? 🙄

 

[Depakote]

Out of curiosity, do you get paid to mod these forums?

Molly feeds on the crushed dreams and anxieity of pre-meds... plus the occasional can of spam that gets posted here.

It's all she could ask for.

 

[Dr.TobiasFünke]

Molly feeds on the crushed dreams and anxieity of pre-meds... plus the occasional can of spam that gets posted here.

It's all she could ask for.

...but she provided me with a new avatar

 

[Depakote]

...but she provided me with a new avatar

Strangely enough... it doesn't show up for me.

 

[Dr Durden]

Work is so boring todays and there is almost no activity (interesting acitivity at least) on SDN 🙁

Aside from the random threads and the party poll, I couldn't agree more. These mods are getting much too good at snaring trolls before they can raise a ruckus.

 

[Looque]

Strangely enough... it doesn't show up for me.

I was going to say the same thing.

 

[MollyMalone]

Molly feeds on the crushed dreams and anxieity of pre-meds... plus the occasional can of spam that gets posted here.

It's all she could ask for.

True indeed.

All the mods and admins are volunteers.

 

[Mr. Tee]

Work is so boring todays and there is almost no activity (interesting acitivity at least) on SDN 🙁

what would be interesting to you?

 

[Depakote]

what would be interesting to you?

I dunno, some sort of Pirate Kitty?

 

[Looque]

I dunno, some sort of Pirate Kitty?

That might remind Tobias of his brother-in-law.

 

[Dr.TobiasFünke]

Strangely enough... it doesn't show up for me.

can anyone else not see my avatar?!?!

 

[Dr.TobiasFünke]

That might remind Tobias of his brother-in-law.

haha... i didn't know what you were talking about till i finally saw the hook. i literally sat there for 5 mins going over AD episodes in my head.

 

[dwigt]

Anyone here heard of Flight of the Conchords?

I started a thread in the lounge...but not getting love it is.

 

[Looque]

haha... i didn't know what you were talking about till i finally saw the hook. i literally sat there for 5 mins going over AD episodes in my head.

I'm sorry to cause you such distress, but really it's the fault of a loose seal.

Anyone here heard of Flight of the Conchords?

I started a thread in the lounge...but not getting love it is.

I've never heard of this, whatever it may be.

 

[Anastasis]

I dunno, some sort of Pirate Kitty?

that's so cute. reminds me of the viking kitty video. The one where someone animated viking kitties to Led Zeppelin's Immigrant Song

 

[Phantasmagoria]

that's so cute. reminds me of the viking kitty video. The one where someone animated viking kitties to Led Zeppelin's Immigrant Song

*edit*

 

[Nikki2002]

Molly feeds on the crushed dreams and anxieity of pre-meds... plus the occasional can of spam that gets posted here.

It's all she could ask for.

 

[Looque]

that's so cute. reminds me of the viking kitty video. The one where someone animated viking kitties to Pink Floyd's Immigrant Song

Led Zeppelin's Immigrant Song? Or a different Pink Floyd title?

EDIT: Sorry 'bout that, Phantasmagoria already got to it.

 

[Nikki2002]

*runs away from pre-allo*

 

[Anastasis]

Led Zeppelin's Immigrant Song? Or a different Pink Floyd title?

EDIT: Sorry 'bout that, Phantasmagoria already got to it.

Yeah - dunno why I screwed that up. Just proves I should take a break from the secondaries!

 

[Phantasmagoria]

Led Zeppelin's Immigrant Song? Or a different Pink Floyd title?

EDIT: Sorry 'bout that, Phantasmagoria already got to it.

Great a$$holes think alike.

 

[Severus]

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice. Capital One refused to increase my line of credit!


At times like this, one must ask... what would Tyler Durden do?

 

[dwigt]

I've never heard of this, whatever it may be.

They're a hilarious guitar duo from New Zealand. You can download basically all of their music on this site. I recommend "Jenny" and "Think About it, Think Think About it."

 

[mshheaddoc]

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice. Capital One refused to increase my line of credit!


At times like this, one must ask... what would Tyler Durden do?

I just applied for a credit card and they gave me a $600 limit. I was going to put my tuition on it for the "rewards" points. Guess not. 😡 I think its because of the credit card debt that is pending to be paid in a few weeks. I hate credit cards.

 

[Looque]

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice. Capital One refused to increase my line of credit!


At times like this, one must ask... what would Tyler Durden do?

It may also be useful to ask what

would do...

"Burn this motherf'er to the ground!"

 

[ChymeChancellor]

trebuchet... 😴

 

[Looque]

They're a hilarious guitar duo from New Zealand. You can download basically all of their music on this site. I recommend "Jenny" and "Think About it, Think Think About it."

I've always enjoyed Richard Cheese's lounge-ified spoofs.

 

[Looque]

 

[ChymeChancellor]

www.darkautumn.net

 

[Dr.TobiasFünke]

BIG OL BUMP... this was on page 3!!

 

[CavalierMD]

BIG OL BUMP... this was on page 3!!

Scandalous! 😱

 

[Looque]

Teenager attempts to auction off 2% of his future lifetime earnings to gain money for college.

Starting bid: $100,000

Given that he is planning on being a communication major, and he's not particularly good at typing, spelling, or grammar, this could be the worst investment on the market today. In order for the investor to regain his or her initial investment, the kid would have to average somewhere around $125,000 annual income.

 

[Dr.TobiasFünke]

Teenager attempts to auction off 2% of his future lifetime earnings to gain money for college.

Starting bid: $100,000

Given that he is planning on being a communication major, and he's not particularly good at typing, spelling, or grammar, this could be the worst investment on the market today. In order for the investor to regain his or her initial investment, the kid would have to average somewhere around $125,000 annual income.

perhaps i should do that... but i would only auction 0.5%

 

[Looque]

perhaps i should do that... but i would only auction 0.5%

I'm sure you would be a safer investment than this kid.

 

[Dr.TobiasFünke]

Teenager attempts to auction off 2% of his future lifetime earnings to gain money for college.

Starting bid: $100,000

Given that he is planning on being a communication major, and he's not particularly good at typing, spelling, or grammar, this could be the worst investment on the market today. In order for the investor to regain his or her initial investment, the kid would have to average somewhere around $125,000 annual income.

After taxes or before? What about mortgages... will the winner have to PAY if the auctioneer is in debt? This could be a scam (good scam idea).

 

[Looque]

After taxes or before? What about mortgages... will the winner have to PAY if the auctioneer is in debt? This could be a scam (good scam idea).

It looks like a lawyer would be drawing up the papers, and the investor would have the option of reviewing those papers prior to signing. Either way, it'd be a charity case.

 

[Dr Durden]

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice. Capital One refused to increase my line of credit!


At times like this, one must ask... what would Tyler Durden do?

Sell lots of soap.

 

[Looque]

Sell lots of soap.

I hate soap.

Here's to filth!

 

[Severus]

Hahaha... it was so great. We had this neurosurgeon give our lab talk today and after the meeting, I think about half the room wanted to jump him (he was a cutie) and the other half wanted to become neurosurgeons. too awesome...

 

[Dr Durden]

Hahaha... it was so great. We had this neurosurgeon give our lab talk today and after the meeting, I think about half the room wanted to jump him (he was a cutie) and the other half wanted to become neurosurgeons. too awesome...

Paging McDreamy......