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Dallenoff said:
**doubles over in pain [from laughter?]. Fine, fine.** 😎
Quick, close! It smells like Myrtle!​

I'm morbidly interested in seeing what this baby looks like. Is it as bad as people make it out to be? I mean, even though I'll get an auto-interview, I figure the essay prompts are still worth looking at in advance.
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I'll PM them to you... in a little bit.
 
BUMPer cars kick ass when it's all adults and you throw in some basketball action.

Did the after-dark workout again, but it was still mosquito feasting time. Other than that, pretty good.

What I'm most stoked about is my friend came back from an archealogical excavation in Georgia (the country) and we're gonna chill out at da bars in 45 minutes. Good friend + empty college town on Wednesday night = havoc. :hardy:

(page 4 again people, is everyone doing aamc tests???)
 
Dallenoff said:
(page 4 again people, is everyone doing aamc tests???)
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I do AAMC tests for fun, but only on weekends.
 
Looque said:
I do AAMC tests for fun, but only on weekends.
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Heh. MCAT'ing soon? Good luck if you are, man. I'm really divided about this new CAT MCAT. I like how it's offered a million times a year but I hate not being able to scribble notes on the test and not being able to skip around.

This is also my main complaint about the GRE.
 
Tonight was surprisingly, ridiculously excellent. Even for a hump day Wednesady it was sweeet as hell. How many pithcers did i have and how kick ass did i maul my firned at 8-ball? Ummmm, very much so and very many pithcers.

So my next door neighbor passed the day after my bday in May this year ( 🙁 yeah yeah whatevea) but I always peeeeeed in his yard by this one bush (there's a thread on drunekn pissing at the rSDN central clubhouse with me and phoenix). Well I got all emotional and **** (not really, I just had to drain the lizard) and wanted to go for a nostalgic drizzunken piss so I walked by it and ran face focking first into this HUGE spider web. Eat your heart out kirsten dunst, I'm whipping it out and pissing in MAH TERRITORY!

i know i drunkenly ruined any snetinmatal value of this post, but it was a great night indeed, intellecutally and 8-bally and dual-pitcherly and spiritually.

and wimmens never cease to flatter me. supopsedlly i'm cute......

g'night god bless.

Edit: Molly, it'd b ehilarous if you moved this to the ****ing lounge because it was "inapproapriate" for prea-allo or some poop like that. funny, this should be in mush's thread not sev's. 🙄
 
Dallenoff said:
Tonight was surprisingly, ridiculously excellent. Even for a hump day Wednesady it was sweeet as hell. How many pithcers did i have and how kick ass did i maul my firned at 8-ball? Ummmm, very much so and very many pithcers.

So my next door neighbor passed the day after my bday in May this year ( 🙁 yeah yeah whatevea) but I always peeeeeed in his yard by this one bush (there's a thread on drunekn pissing at the rSDN central clubhouse with me and phoenix). Well I got all emotional and **** (not really, I just had to drain the lizard) and wanted to go for a nostalgic drizzunken piss so I walked by it and ran face focking first into this HUGE spider web. Eat your heart out kirsten dunst, I'm whipping it out and pissing in MAH TERRITORY!

i know i drunkenly ruined any snetinmatal value of this post, but it was a great night indeed, intellecutally and 8-bally and dual-pitcherly and spiritually.

and wimmens never cease to flatter me. supopsedlly i'm cute......

g'night god bless.

Edit: Molly, it'd b ehilarous if you moved this to the ****ing lounge because it was "inapproapriate" for prea-allo or some poop like that. funny, this should be in mush's thread not sev's. 🙄
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:laugh: Drunk dally!
 
Dallenoff said:
Tonight was surprisingly, ridiculously excellent. Even for a hump day Wednesady it was sweeet as hell. How many pithcers did i have and how kick ass did i maul my firned at 8-ball? Ummmm, very much so and very many pithcers.

So my next door neighbor passed the day after my bday in May this year ( 🙁 yeah yeah whatevea) but I always peeeeeed in his yard by this one bush (there's a thread on drunekn pissing at the rSDN central clubhouse with me and phoenix). Well I got all emotional and **** (not really, I just had to drain the lizard) and wanted to go for a nostalgic drizzunken piss so I walked by it and ran face focking first into this HUGE spider web. Eat your heart out kirsten dunst, I'm whipping it out and pissing in MAH TERRITORY!

i know i drunkenly ruined any snetinmatal value of this post, but it was a great night indeed, intellecutally and 8-bally and dual-pitcherly and spiritually.

and wimmens never cease to flatter me. supopsedlly i'm cute......

g'night god bless.

Edit: Molly, it'd b ehilarous if you moved this to the ****ing lounge because it was "inapproapriate" for prea-allo or some poop like that. funny, this should be in mush's thread not sev's. 🙄
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Dude, even drunk as hell you managed to post in the random thread instead of starting your own. That is something that many pre-allo people can't do stone cold sober.

I'm your new number one fan. No way would I move this post to the Lounge. 🙂
 
Dallenoff said:
So my next door neighbor passed the day after my bday in May this year ( 🙁 yeah yeah whatevea) but I always peeeeeed in his yard by this one bush (there's a thread on drunekn pissing at the rSDN central clubhouse with me and phoenix). Well I got all emotional and **** (not really, I just had to drain the lizard) and wanted to go for a nostalgic drizzunken piss so I walked by it and ran face focking first into this HUGE spider web. Eat your heart out kirsten dunst, I'm whipping it out and pissing in MAH TERRITORY!



Edit: Molly, it'd b ehilarous if you moved this to the ****ing lounge because it was "inapproapriate" for prea-allo or some poop like that. funny, this should be in mush's thread not sev's. 🙄
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omg roflmao :laugh: :laugh:

This has to be the single greatest thing I have ever read on SDN :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
 
Dallenoff said:
Tonight was surprisingly, ridiculously excellent. Even for a hump day Wednesady it was sweeet as hell. How many pithcers did i have and how kick ass did i maul my firned at 8-ball? Ummmm, very much so and very many pithcers.

So my next door neighbor passed the day after my bday in May this year ( 🙁 yeah yeah whatevea) but I always peeeeeed in his yard by this one bush (there's a thread on drunekn pissing at the rSDN central clubhouse with me and phoenix). Well I got all emotional and **** (not really, I just had to drain the lizard) and wanted to go for a nostalgic drizzunken piss so I walked by it and ran face focking first into this HUGE spider web. Eat your heart out kirsten dunst, I'm whipping it out and pissing in MAH TERRITORY!

i know i drunkenly ruined any snetinmatal value of this post, but it was a great night indeed, intellecutally and 8-bally and dual-pitcherly and spiritually.

and wimmens never cease to flatter me. supopsedlly i'm cute......

g'night god bless.

Edit: Molly, it'd b ehilarous if you moved this to the ****ing lounge because it was "inapproapriate" for prea-allo or some poop like that. funny, this should be in mush's thread not sev's. 🙄
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Man, my friend Dall is all classy. 👍

Also, those chicks... well, they're wrong. 😎
 
Dallenoff said:
Tonight was surprisingly, ridiculously excellent. Even for a hump day Wednesady it was sweeet as hell. How many pithcers did i have and how kick ass did i maul my firned at 8-ball? Ummmm, very much so and very many pithcers.

So my next door neighbor passed the day after my bday in May this year ( 🙁 yeah yeah whatevea) but I always peeeeeed in his yard by this one bush (there's a thread on drunekn pissing at the rSDN central clubhouse with me and phoenix). Well I got all emotional and **** (not really, I just had to drain the lizard) and wanted to go for a nostalgic drizzunken piss so I walked by it and ran face focking first into this HUGE spider web. Eat your heart out kirsten dunst, I'm whipping it out and pissing in MAH TERRITORY!

i know i drunkenly ruined any snetinmatal value of this post, but it was a great night indeed, intellecutally and 8-bally and dual-pitcherly and spiritually.

and wimmens never cease to flatter me. supopsedlly i'm cute......

g'night god bless.

Edit: Molly, it'd b ehilarous if you moved this to the ****ing lounge because it was "inapproapriate" for prea-allo or some poop like that. funny, this should be in mush's thread not sev's. 🙄
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that is f-ing hilarious! so glad i stopped by this thread today!
 
danjo said:
I've got a snake man!
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What is everyone doing this weekend... besides secondary...and snakes on a plane?

Can I go home yet?


Most unproductive employee right now.
 
ClosetNerd said:
What is everyone doing this weekend... besides secondary...and snakes on a plane?

Can I go home yet?


Most unproductive employee right now.
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Well, I'm going out tonight... getting quite smashed.
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Tomorrow, hangover.
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Then Snakes on a Plane. 😱

Sunday, I'll see if I can't do something productive, maybe work on some of the secondaries I know the questions for but haven't recieved yet. 😴
 
ClosetNerd said:
What is everyone doing this weekend... besides secondary...and snakes on a plane?

Can I go home yet?


Most unproductive employee right now.
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Ahhhh, being a Friday night, I'll most likely redirect my activities towards memorizing select passages from the books of Ephesians and Acts, drink a ton of hot South African rooibos tea, and clasp my hands as I pray toward the pretty, pretty clouds and count all the blessings that I'm lucky to have in my life. 😎
despite what the OP says, i'm actually quite the nice gentleman who never kills threads. she's just bitter because i'm considerably better looking and a less boring person.​
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even my morning breath lets people know how awesome i am, and i just love kissing babies and saving the world, something society would regret if they let the OP out of her cage.​
additionally some mini-golf, packing, errands, working out, and drinkage tonight, then moving to indianapolis.
 
MollyMalone said:
Dude, even drunk as hell you managed to post in the random thread instead of starting your own. That is something that many pre-allo people can't do stone cold sober.

I'm your new number one fan. No way would I move this post to the Lounge. 🙂
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AMEN sista!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Dallenoff said:
Tonight was surprisingly, ridiculously excellent. Even for a hump day Wednesady it was sweeet as hell. How many pithcers did i have and how kick ass did i maul my firned at 8-ball? Ummmm, very much so and very many pithcers.

So my next door neighbor passed the day after my bday in May this year ( 🙁 yeah yeah whatevea) but I always peeeeeed in his yard by this one bush (there's a thread on drunekn pissing at the rSDN central clubhouse with me and phoenix). Well I got all emotional and **** (not really, I just had to drain the lizard) and wanted to go for a nostalgic drizzunken piss so I walked by it and ran face focking first into this HUGE spider web. Eat your heart out kirsten dunst, I'm whipping it out and pissing in MAH TERRITORY!

i know i drunkenly ruined any snetinmatal value of this post, but it was a great night indeed, intellecutally and 8-bally and dual-pitcherly and spiritually.

and wimmens never cease to flatter me. supopsedlly i'm cute......

g'night god bless.

Edit: Molly, it'd b ehilarous if you moved this to the ****ing lounge because it was "inapproapriate" for prea-allo or some poop like that. funny, this should be in mush's thread not sev's. 🙄
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i found this very entertaining! 😛
 
danjo said:
I've got a snake man!
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One time, I fed it some beer, man! It was slithering this way and that! It was all f***ed up!
 
danjo said:
One time, I fed it some beer, man! It was slithering this way and that! It was all f***ed up!
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:laugh: :laugh: I love that skit.

"I looked at my ********* in the mirror this morning. It blew my ****ing mind!!"

OK, errands done, time to head out. 😎
 
danjo said:
One time, I fed it some beer, man! It was slithering this way and that! It was all f***ed up!
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Memories, memories.
 
Dallenoff said:
:laugh: :laugh: I love that skit.

"I looked at my ********* in the mirror this morning. It blew my ****ing mind!!"

OK, errands done, time to head out. 😎
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Definitely some good stuff on that CD!
 
Did anybody actually fork over the money to watch "Snakes on a Plane" last night?
 
Depakote said:
No way I'm living up to that other guy so...

*simple obligatory I'm drunk off my ass post*
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Dude, it's allllll good. Hope the hangover ain't a bitch. :horns:

Note to self: Dudes should never be named Shanon or Courtney. My goodness.

Do hospitals ever use black eyepatches, btw (like the costumes)? I thought this one dude was dressed as a pirate in the bars or something, so I randomly went "AAAARRRRRR!" and he got pissed. How was I supposed to know you were injured, peg leg? :laugh:

Time to pack up the computer and move. Here's to everyone in this thread getting at least one interview invite in the next two weeks by the time I get back on. Go kick some ass! :luck:
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Dallenoff said:
Dude, it's allllll good. Hope the hangover ain't a bitch. :horns:

Do hospitals ever use black eyepatches, btw (like the costumes)? I thought this one dude was dressed as a pirate in the bars or something, so I randomly went "AAAARRRRRR!" and he got pissed. How was I supposed to know you were injured, peg leg? :laugh:
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Hangover's a lil bit of a bitch... but managable.

And yeah, hospitals do give out Pirate-Eye Patches. I scratched my cornea once and needed to wear a cotton pad over the eye for a day. They tried to give me an eye patch and I declined... (more like WTF? YARR!)
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Depakote said:
Hangover's a lil bit of a bitch... but managable.

And yeah, hospitals do give out Pirate-Eye Patches. I scratched my cornea once and needed to wear a cotton pad over the eye for a day. They tried to give me an eye patch and I declined... (more like WTF? YARR!)
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Awesome, learned something new. He pushed me into the street so I punched his good eye. 😳

Severus said:
Total weirdness. 😱
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This is what people think when she removes the paper bags.
 
Dallenoff said:
Time to pack up the computer and move. Here's to everyone in this thread getting at least one interview invite in the next two weeks by the time I get back on. Go kick some ass! :luck:
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Yo' luck ain't worth nothing. All I gots is a rejection from Vandy. I want a refund, biznatch. 👎 😎
 
Severus said:
Yo' luck ain't worth nothing. All I gots is a rejection from Vandy. I want a refund, biznatch. 👎 😎
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See, she doesn't even understand things that well. She types ghetto talk to a skool in TENNESSEE and is surprised when she gets rejected. 🙄

*School of Dall rejects Sev for fun*

You'll get yo' damn refund when I get mah damn blueberry muffins.​
 
Dallenoff said:
See, she doesn't even understand things that well. She types ghetto talk to a skool in TENNESSEE and is surprised when she gets rejected. 🙄

*School of Dall rejects Sev for fun*

You'll get yo' damn refund when I get mah damn blueberry muffins.​
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Pffffft... I feel no loss. I'm all like, "whateva.. you look fat in those pants... I din't wanna dance wit chu anyway mmmmmmmmhmmmmmmm".

Oh, and I didn't apply to the School of Dall. The campus is too dingy and dumpy for my liking. 😎


No blueberry muffins for you!
 
danjo said:
Did anybody actually fork over the money to watch "Snakes on a Plane" last night?
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I'm spooning my money until tonight, when I'll fork it over for the movie. C'mon, Snakes on a Plane is the feel-good movie experience of the year!
 
Looque said:
I'm spooning my money until tonight, when I'll fork it over for the movie. C'mon, Snakes on a Plane is the feel-good movie experience of the year!
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How was the movie? Was it ridiculous enough to make it the next cult flick?
 
i'm waiting to see SoaP when i can use my $5.50 discount tickets (they're valid 10 days after the movie has been released).
 
Remember, only pre-packaged FOOD! The sick people mutate food.


Oh and did you tell Samuel L. Jackson to call me about "snakes on a plane"? He called me yesterday. :laugh:
 
mshheaddoc said:
Remember, only pre-packaged FOOD! The sick people mutate food.


Oh and did you tell Samuel L. Jackson to call me about "snakes on a plane"? He called me yesterday. :laugh:
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SLJ totally called my phone yesterday about some motherfcuking snakes on some motherfcuking planes.
 
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