Got attacked by a vervet monkey today. 

It is normally a sweet monkey, but it started getting on edge when the clinic cat hissed at it. But then my *****ic coworkers decided to dremel the clinic bird's nails... and the sound of the dremel combined with the bird's screaming made the monkey lose it. So since he couldn't bite the people making the noise (he was on a leash), he went after me....
He jump at my face, getting scratching and biting my right cheek. Then he jumped on my back, grabbed my left shoulder and bite the ever-loving fire out of me. Luckily, because he is a 5lb monkey and I always wear 2 layers to work, I have more swelling/bruising than puncture wounds.
It hurts like crazy, and I really hope I don't contract anything!
Oh, and I have a vet school interview on Wednesday and a Hill's Pet Nutrition interview on Thursday... hope my facial swelling goes down before then.